$$$ More Madoff Memorabilia Up For Sale [Cityfile]
$$$ Experts in erotic spreadsheets wanted [craigslist]
$$$ Charlie Gasparino: “My brother is a doctor who works in the intensive care unit of an inner city hospital; he could have a cushy lucrative practice here in New York, but he likes helping people, and yet he has never once told me he’s doing God’s work even after he explained one afternoon how he had just saved a homeless man’s life by massaging his heart.” [HuffPo]
$$$ French Bank Heist Suspect Becomes Internet Star [Breitbart]
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 6:31PM
God was present on DB today.
Allah Akbar!!!
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 09, 2009 6:34PM
What does Alan Arkin have to do with DB?
- banana boat enthusiast
Posted by John Boehners hair stylist , Nov 09, 2009 6:38PM
What do you think Greg is doing right now?
Posted by Tax Chick , Nov 09, 2009 6:43PM
@3 Sitting in his mom's basement drinking wine coolers and listening to Wham! on his Walkman.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 6:45PM
Glad to hear about gasbag's good brother.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 6:57PM
@1, Please drop dead, go to Hell, and burn.
kthnx
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 6:58PM
And people shat all over Greg Michaels? What is this horseshit you vomited forth here, Bess? For the love of Christ, they teach cut and paste on the computer in what, second grade now?
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 7:15PM
Is that the same brother who CG said is a 10th degree blackbelt?
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 7:20PM
kthx guy/girl/tranny. Please continue to amuse us ...
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 7:44PM
DB, more Shia, more Zvi, s'il-vous plait. Hell even some more Charlie Chiang, or Jeffrey, or whatever the fuck his name was.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 7:55PM
@6 - Zvi Gellar's mom.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 7:57PM
@7 = GM's boyfriend, who has never come to DB, and has no idea what "write-offs" entails.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 8:08PM
@7 thanks for stopping by to check the place out, now go fuck yourself
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 8:08PM
@7 thanks for stopping by to check the place out, now go fuck yourself
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 8:49PM
Can someone please send me the picture of that house with the for sale sign out front? I lost mine. Thanks.
Greg
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 9:29PM
I find Bess's acerbic writing style to be intoxicating and arousing.
Dean Wormer
Posted by merkin capital partners , Nov 09, 2009 10:22PM
How is saving a homeless person a worthwhile endeavor? Anyone?
Posted by Macro Wang , Nov 09, 2009 10:55PM
i just heard back from that Craigslist poster.Apparently they're a hedge fund based in CT, executing a new strategy? Anyone know a PM named Jiang? What kind of questioms should I expect at the interview?
Thanks
Lehman/AIG Quant
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 11:04PM
@18 joke would've been funny if PJ still worked at SAC.
Posted by guest , Nov 09, 2009 11:06PM
you're an asshole, gherkin.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 5:25AM
db has every type of stalker.
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 6:22AM
No suspicious trading; nothing here to see; keep moving. What are they taking a page out of the Goldman playbook? Next we'll be hearing that God has been advising them on stock selection, hence the enormous returns.....
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aZ7fWNd30D5Q&pos=14
"SAC Said to Tell Clients a Review Found No Suspicious Trading"
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Nov 10, 2009 6:57AM
I give great Helmut.
ARS
Posted by guest , Nov 10, 2009 7:04AM
I am not a crook.
Richard Nixon
Posted by american bandersnatch , Nov 10, 2009 7:19AM
I give great helmet
Shia.