• 04 Dec 2009 at 10:29 AM

A Warning For SAC’s New Singapore Team

By John Shazar

That (alleged) Ping Jiang stuff will not fly in the city-state.
SAC Capital grows in Asia with Singapore office [Reuters]

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Shazclops, a wiki link is the new killing it.
    - ping jiang

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    On another note….I got SPAM covering SECI – so I put it in google trends for fun and all that came out was Romania!
    Figures.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Seriously, do you get paid for this kind of shit?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Greg,
    Are you embarassed of nme? Is that why you changed your name?
    Let’s talk tonight. And please do not forget to pick up my vagifem and suppositories at Duane Reade on the way home. The nice man from Craigslist suggested it.
    Love,
    greg’s Mom

  5. 5
    Posted by CoveredLong | December 4, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Greg – We understand you applied and were subsequently denied for the PJ training program.
    As such, we’ve created an expanded program which should build upon the success of PJ’s program.
    Please contact your mom for the deets.
    -SAC HR Head(giver)

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    Very ironic that a BJ could bring down SAC:
    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5B31YT20091204

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    @ 6,
    Lear how to use the word ironic.
    -Alanis Morrisette

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    @ Alanis,
    First of all, 6 wasn’t learing….
    Ironic, adjective, meaning containing or exemplifying irony, coincidental or unexpected.
    Think 6 nailed it.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    @8, @6,
    Irony is like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you’ve already paid, and good advice that you just couldnt take. And like going down on you in a theatre.
    -Alanis

  10. 10
    Posted by Anal_yst | December 4, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Its like (golden) raiiiiiiin, on you’re firrrssssst day,
    Goin for a ride, when you’re not even gay,
    its the good “advice” that you’re forced to take,
    and who would have thought…it figures

  11. 11
    Posted by NotNasser | December 4, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Rain on your wedding day is a simple misfortune, not an irony. Unless the bride is named “storm” and the groom is named “cloud” — THEN rain would be ironic.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Dear dealbreaker A/V department- could you please take the speach Obama is making right now and juxtapose it to the Central Park speech by Cyrus in The Warriors?
    TIA
    CAAAAAN YOU DIIIIGGGG IIIITTTTTT?????!!!!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Dear dealbreaker A/V department- could you please take the speech Obama is making right now and juxtapose it to the Central Park speech by Cyrus in The Warriors?
    TIA
    CAAAAAN YOU DIIIIGGGG IIIITTTTTT?????!!!!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    @Anal Haha!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    It’s like 10,000 gentiles, when all you need is a kike. It’s like meeting Ping in your dreams, and then being his pseudo dyke.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    @15
    It’s like being a fag in Baghdad and getting your asshole glued shut. (http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/artappraiser/2009/10/they-want-us-exterminated-sava.php?ref=recdc)

  17. 17
    Posted by dealmaker | December 4, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    The Ping Jiang thing was more than two years ago. In wall street terms this is ancient history. There have to be other topics to write about.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    @17 you’re a tool. and probably a minion of steve.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    @17 burn.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    18 & 19 = Shazbot

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | December 5, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    Golden Rain!
    Some stay dry and others feel the pain!
    Golden Rain!

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