The President is set to meet Monday with a bunch of “top bankers” to talk shop, for the third time this year. Will Jamie Dimon get priority seating next to BHO, given the president’s (deep, burning) feelings for the JPMorgan CEO? Will JD bring another fake check to lighten the mood, or crack any sort of icebreaker jokes in general? Will Geithner again act like he has sand in his crotch, and tell Dimon no one’s hear to laugh (will TG be invited at all)? Will the bankers actually be served an entire meal of food, or will it be one glass of water/no ice/no refill yet again? Stay tuned!
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
uh…I haven’t gotten my invite yet?
-vik
@1/vik,
Read carefully: “top bankers”
KEGGER
-KL
is it me, or does one of those two need to hit the gym?
Does Blankie have a third leg?
5,
Gotta drag the tail, son.
-Bloyd Leinkfein
Do Barack and Jamie greet each other with the bro hug and then a deep plunging clasp of the hands, followed by,”‘Sup my niggga?”
“It’s all good. We getting ready to settle down with this financial shit, you know.”
“Word.”
“Tell me, how’s Lloyd feeling?”
is that a hole in Lloyd’s shoe? Also, is Jamie wearing Gucci loafers? Fucking LOAFERS to the white house? Next meeting it’ll just be barefoot with a pack of Black and Mild’s and bottle of Hennessey.
8 = Rahm Emanuel
he looks so tripedal in that pic
What about Method Man from Wu-Tang Financial?
Diversify ya bonds
Is the “A” visitor badge neckware to identify the Assholes “Just Sayin” Word
that’s a hole in blankfein’s shoes and JD definitely needs to get a new a suit. Seriously? that suit looks like the private school uniform i had to wear.
11-I believe Wu-Tang Financial’s last call was not to diversify bonds, but rather to go long on Cambodian currency
Tical
These comments are killing me
hear=here
Saw Lloyd at the Ritz in gym shorts Sunday in DC sipping some coffee
ODB
@17 and did you get all wet?
@16 – Are you homophonophobic? Examine your motives.
Look closely at his heel in that photo. Very clearly there’s shit on his heel! You know what that makes him?
Look closely at his heel in that photo. Very clearly there’s shit on his heel! You know what that makes him?
-@20/21
Dungsole?
Crapfoot?
you think he could spring to get some new soles thrown on.
No excuse for holes in Lloyd’s shoes. I thought GS was fully carpeted.
24,
He pivots, then dunks. Who are you?
go to morty sills. tell him i sent you.
Is LB’s member really so long that he has a third leg sewn onto his suits?
@19: i think you mean “examine yore motives”
@28…I’d rather examine whore motives. Thank you.
- E. Spitzer
@8 Yes, I agree. Lloyd needs a half sole. Poor guy, at least there were no puddles.
“That little boy is driving well and he’s putting well. He’s doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not serve fried chicken next year. Got it?”
Lloyd Blankfein
Best run of comments in a long time. Here’s another:
Doesn’t Dimon look like an organ grinder with his monkey?
Clearly we’ll be serving Diet Coke.
-Larry Summers
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