• 18 Dec 2009 at 3:33 PM

Area Jew Gets Into The Holiday Spirit

By Bess Levin

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“So the Blackstone ‘family’ party was this morning. There was a green leotard-rocking Santa’s little helper wearing these pointy tap shoe things (kind of hot?) and a life-size Grinch who I’m pretty sure was played by Schwarzman.”

Comments (12)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    that sounds kinky. i like it.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Ah, yes. The "fuck me" tap shoes. Very seasonal.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    isn't schwarzman closer in size to cindy lou who than the grinch?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Why are Jews so short around the holidays?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    May the Schwarzman be with you.

  6. 6
    Posted by CoveredLong | December 18, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    @4 – Is that a rhetorical question or do jew actually want to know?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    It was pretty cool until my little kid shouted "But I hate Jews!" It was a little uncomfortable, all of us pretending he said "juice."

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    He is hardly even Jewish

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    @6- Of course I want to know. Wouldn't jew?

  10. 10
    Posted by CoveredLong | December 18, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    @9 – Jew darn right I do, but I don't know the answer…do jew?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    I did it all for the Snooki!
    What?
    The Snooki!
    What!
    So you can stick all in your ooki!
    Where?
    Your ooki!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    @9 – Heeb been yankin' jew chain. Heeb know.

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