Bernie Madoff was treated for “facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung” earlier this week that prison officials will not confirm was the result of a brawl in the yard but that sources say were “consistent with an assault.” This comes as a shock as we were under the impression Berns could hold his own in a fight, and that his boys (the “homosexual posse“) had his back. Anyway, we need a few more answers namely:
* Who did this to him?
* What sparked the argument?
* Who threw the first punch?
* Were the phrases “I’ll eat your asshole,” “I’ll fuck you ’til you love me,” “I’ll fuck your ass in front of everybody,” or “You wouldn’t last two minutes in my world, white boy” uttered?
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Put lye in his coffee.
That is the last time the Ponz will give a draddle at secret santa
How gratifying.
Anal fissures?
"I'll eat your asshole"? Is Gasparino his cellmate?
@5 no but mike tyson is.
-genius
Homosexual Posse V. Aryan Brotherhood? Bess please, bring yourself up to speed on prison gangs. Lock Up on A&E @ 8pm.
I would like to commission a painting of this incident, can anyone with ties to the inside help?
- Benmosche, during a visit.
- Berns insulted his manhood.
- There wasn't any punching, just old-fashioned cockwhipping.
- Sourcs say yes, but Benmosche claims not to remember, saying "If I said any of those things, I would apologize, as it was not appropriate."
that's a shame
OJ did it
Berns lost in the dance-off.
"The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of a bona fide Ponz master."
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Bernie, Bernie, Bernie.
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I told you to share your Soofganiot, latkas and livivot.
Maybe next time you will listen to me Bernie!
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Happy Hanukkah !
#2,
draddle? Really?? Is that how you think it's spelled? That is too far wrong to be a simple typo.
"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay…."
In related news, Ruth's shift at Tasti D Lite was fairly uneventful
TRB
He is planing his escape from the minimun security hospital
I'm amazed it took this long. Commerce between the outside and the inside isn't hindered much by the pesky bars. I'm sure there was plenty of money behind this. I guess it just took a little time for the Jewish country club crowd to forge connections with the prison gang crowd and get a deal done.
Well, I just hope it was some older dude that did it. Fair like. Not saying he didn't have it coming to him but I'm not the vindictive type personally. Just wish he'd go away. Figuratively that is.
-14 And when its dry and ready oh dreidel, I shall play.
"This comes as a shock as we were under the impression Berns could hold his own in a fight, and that his boys (the “homosexual posse”) had his back."
I have a hunch…and I'm just putting this out there…that maybe he lied and got others to lie for him.
(Besides the most obvious reason, he's an inveterate lifelong con-artist, very wealthy high-profile criminals are usually targets in prison, not popular s–ts.)
madoff is receiving a big black anaconda up his ass for chirstmas
hmmm…is ruthie paying off the insiders to get a life insurance payoff? perhaps the legal eagles out there know – would she be entitled to keep it or would funds go to the "victims?"
He shouldn't have pissed off Adebisi like that.
@17-
that would be true if any of his investors had any money left but…
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