• 18 Dec 2009 at 4:05 PM

Bernie Madoff’s Motto Is “F*ck My Victims”

By Bess Levin


According to ex-con K.C. White, the guy who sketched Bernie’s portrait on the inside. White says the Ponz Master was kind of a prick during the process, trying to tell him how to do his job, like Berns is some sort of an artist himself but they were both prettay prettay prettay pleased with the result, and are hoping it’ll fetch as much as a Charles Manson.

Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Posted by CoveredLong | December 18, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    $1 Bob.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    that guy is awesome

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    I actually fuck all of my victims.
    Ping

  4. 4
    Posted by pfluger | December 18, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    @3:
    Which guy? Which artist? The scam artist, or the painter?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | December 18, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Bess we are still on for dinner tonight, right?
    -Larry David

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | December 20, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    He should have sketched a pair of testicles dangling from Madoff's chin

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 20, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    Bess, i want to fuck you like an artist.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | December 21, 2009 at 5:03 AM

    the artist, formerly known as mr kotter

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | December 21, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Cam I get one where we saw him in half and stick him in a fish tank with his organs laid out like a deck of cards?
    Why should cows get worse treatment then this animal.

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