Comments on: Blow Jobs For Trade Approval, Sodomy And Golden Showers At SAC Capital

By: jerseyredd

jerseyredd — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:56:23 +0000

From the “silent majority” back bench substitute wanna be that I am, I rise with a red face, teary eye and and chocked up throat to say to you all – Don’t tell me that yellow water dripping into Tong’s mouth is rain! How come the SEC is looking into CYD manipulation? Total lack of focus!

By: pierre

pierre — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:44:53 +0000

This can’t be for shizzle – even 5% of this would have resulted in a fist fight on most trading floors…or in this case re-run of the final fight in Enter The Dragon…

By: guest

guest — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:01:57 +0000

Urine-Gone spray bottles lying around the office. Who would have known? Traders bring pets and toddlers to work these days, right?

By: guest

guest — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:23:20 +0000

@107- No confusion at all. Jiang used to go on crazy curry binges- he loved spicy Indian….clearly you never worked at SAC…

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:43:47 +0000

I’m Jiang of the world!

By: pfluger

pfluger — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:04:19 +0000

Since most of yous guys are friends-a-mine, I’m gonna tell yous a little secret dat I learned from some-a-my friends in Rego Park.
If you chew on an Altoids, da piss don’t taste too bad, unless da pisser ate too much asparagus.
-cg

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:14:30 +0000

ROR got me. I was like, “ROR? Rate of return? RO… Oh, snap!”

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:56:26 +0000

#115, you’re not alone. Well done #61.

By: Latino

Latino — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:51:54 +0000

Suum cuique!
su·um cui·que … Function: foreign term. Etymology: Latin. : to each his own.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:31:39 +0000

@107, go ahead and call me a racist, but 61 killed me.

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:29:41 +0000

@113 Brian Cohen, former SAC president. left in late ’07 after his son died (v sad).

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:28:53 +0000

wait, who is B. Cohen?

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:16:52 +0000

Not an expert. Thought it was a rimjob first and had to look it up to confirm since a rimjob would just be way too classless. Marker in the ass and golden showers, however, have a certain je-ne-sais-quoi.
My guess would be a facefuck though to answer your question.
- #108

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:10:09 +0000

@108, since you are an expert…so, is oral sodomy a blowjob or is it really a face-fuck? (subtle difference)

By: guest

guest — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:09:52 +0000

#109, see #32.