Looking for ideas on where to blow your bonus money? In the market for something fast, Italian, and super dirty? Consider Jeffrey Epstein’s 2003 Ferrari 575M Maranello. Cityfile reports the massage enthusiast is selling it, via a friend, for $159,000–gotta free up some cash, the girls who won’t talk don’t come cheap, and we can’t have anymore humiliating details going public (ixnay egg-ay haped-say enis-pay). It only has 5,000 miles and the price is presumably negotiable. Make him an offer!
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
“can’t you see I’m busy here?”
its shaped like a paddys pub stress ball
SO MUCH FACE
haha love the girl in the background
I will tender an offer of 1 detachable penis.
Wearing sweaters with your initials AND an American flag = ultra douche
@6 – they come in funny shapes and all?
Now come on, how many of these shirts does the man have?
7 hates America. Get ‘im, boys!
@7 – No detachable penis for you, commie pinko rimjobbing bastard~!
I think 7 means American flag or initials individually are OK, but in combo are lame.
@7 It’s not a sweater, it’s a fleece. You douche.
Fleeces are Un-American!
Is there such thing as an egg-shaped penis? I’ve seen a fair amount of porn and I can’t even really picture the thing.
check the tags…what is a pensis?
Fleeces are fine. US flag (Old Glory) is better than fine. Monogram is OK on cuffs.
Monogram and US flag on fleece are definitely douchey UNLESS you are an Olypian wearing an Olympic team fleece.
Glad I could help.
@12 Nice try you Khmer Rouge apologist !!
Gas up the plane, muchachos! Some one is going skydiving sans parachute.
The American Flag is UnAmerican!
Barry O
12 – this isn’t the vogue message board you SUNY fucking retard. stop trying to explain to everyone what that terrorist said. Burn in hell 7.
100% DEALBREAKER!
7′s drinking mango juice in Pakistan, looking at the clock, waiting to get out of second period IED training.
When a man can’t wear his initials, while adorning love for the [caps f]lag, the terrorists have truly won.
-Lon Varney
@21 needs to have his (presumably) IP info posted for being such a tool, it aint happenin’ buddy, give it up.
Mr. @21,
I am not sure what you are trying to achieve, but please stop. You are annoying people like me and Mr. Anal.
Thank you in advance,
Tony Romo
Anal, are you a chubby chaser?
Raj
Fleece. That’s a good one. Again.
His cook is preparomg to make a one egg omelet.
@27 just thinking about that makes me tungry all of a sudden.
Man bankers buy such rookie exotics
The Ferrari 575 is worth nowhere near $159,000….more like $75,000
On ebay there are 10 for under $100,000
Cant these douchebags get some advice and buy a real mid-engine exotic.
@21 is same asshole who tried to make virgin sturgeon
@30 – what the hell is a virgin sturgeon?
@31 I’ve been waiting for that one. What took you so long?
@33: i had to wait for a real soviet to appear
-31
more credit deserved for the tags to these articles. “cars, egg-shaped penis, ferraris” is just classic.
and did you know that he is only 5′ tall
31 IS A PRO.
20 is a CUNY Alumnus
What is a SUNY?
I am going to offer $89K and will not consider offering more than $72K but might be forced to give you $59K if I must.
JEE working the Blue Steel something fierce. Thundercats, Ho!!
Is that chin for real? It’s bigger than the one Eric Stolz sported in Mask.
Everyone knows real traders wear fleece.
BLUE STEEL