Lloyd Blankfein and Gary Cohn, daring you to even suggest their exposure to AIG was anything but immaterial. Don’t say it. Don’t even think it. You are, however, welcome to suck on their prestige. [Annie Leibovitz, Vanity Fair]
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“hair club is for goys” ftw
douchebags.
-j. winkelreid
LB: Did you see the new Beretta I got in my desk drawer? Its exactly like the one Tony Soprano carried!
GC: Fuck that girly gun. Get yourself a Glock. Let me reach into my jacket and show you mine.
LB: Nice! Nobody will fuck with us now, not even cg.
Mary Kate and Ashley’s crack habit leaves the twins looking ravaged, suffering hairloss
dats a nice suit blankfein’s got. anyone know is tailor?
-cg
What always amazes me is that the banks lose $2 Trillion that the taxpayers have to pony up, yet….seemingly impossible….you cannot find a single trader on the planet who ever lost money. Shocking!
Everyone is perfectly hedged all over….so where was the beef?
Cohn: “Hey kids, want any candy?”
Looks like Cohn is letting one rip.
Confidentially, I shudder to think what might have happened if we’d gotten Warren’s voice mail when he was at the DQ.
The LORD works in mysterious ways.
Phrenology will soon be making a comeback…
I would suck the paint of their prestige if given the chance.
Dennis Kneel
Balls “R” Us
” Take TARP money and hand out record bonuses and…
Get 2, 2 suits, 2 shirts, 2 ties at JoS A. Banks”
LB: Gary, you look like Steve Liesman in every shot. And stop smirking. Makes you look like a fag. Save that shit for Peter Thiel.
How long until Steve Liesman is named Chief Economist at GS?
NOBODY heckles my shekels!
These sh!theels look so regal in that pic.
They may have unprecendented money and power and prestige…..but they are still both bald as a cue ball… LOL!!!!
Losers!
@13 you know that’s part of the gs schtick, right? please tell me you knew that.
@18 which would you prefer? money, power, prestige (and the bitches that come with it), or hair?
@18 no one who LOL’s his own jokes should be calling anyone else a loser.
Wow, mini-me, is all growns up! Look at him go!!!
Forget the caption. I have a buddy that is quitting Citi today.
I need some help with ideas on what he should do prior to catching the train. Superglue the “C” key? Steal it? Hide his boss’ shoes in the freezer? Delete the a/p file? Come on, give me a hand here.
@23 fuck you, and fuck your Citi friend. don’t try to steer the convo away from LB/GC and their glistening dome-pieces.
@6 I love the “we made a shitload of money on our hedge” angle. As far as I can see, there are only two scenarios:
1, we also lost the same shitload of money on the hedged asset, but we’re not talking about that; or,
2, the hedge didn’t work — but we lucked out.
@23 I suggest leaving a dump in the place of his choice.
For Chrissakes Gary, don’t fart during our Bald is Beautiful Photo Op !
Gary showing Lloyd what a right turn should look like when playing airplane in the C-suite.
I wonder how much those suits cost.
@23
if he has a bb keyboard, change the key configuration so that hitting ’1′ logs you off.
Shia, which one of us do you want to fluff first?
@28 I LOVE that game.
-vik
Lloyd and Gary caught in the act of office chair racing.
No, no, no…Gary, pivot a little in your chair. Yes, right there. Hold it! See? In the mirror? My tie is metallic pink. A power tie. A tie not to be trifled with. Yours is just fucking salmon-colored. And you know where salmon go? They swim against the current and they go to fucking die. Is that the message you want to send? Really? Why do I even waste my time with you?
Please Don’t Feed the Monkeys
“We Win!”
We sure fleeced that old sack of shit Buffet last year. NOT!
@20 It is all about hair, dude! Ask Homer Simpson!
You be Mini-me today, I’ll be Dr. Evil. OK?
“Hair Club is for Goys”, might be the tag of the year…
*Both staring at Corzine who is off picture*
Cohn: Hey buddy, what’s with the head?
LB: Ah, forget him, he’s not a member
That’s Gary “Skip” Cohn to you losers.
“It’s remarkable how much you look like that dude from that crime drama.”
LB: Gary, don’t look, but I’m touching my wood.
GC: I really really want to look.
“We can turn your $95 billion bailout into just $10 billion in TARP funds and repay it without any damage to your credit score”
Scum suckin pencil neck geeks
“Wax on, whacks off”
It’s MOU not MOT, bitches.
“Yeah, that’s right. We canceled Christmas. So What? What are you going to do about it?”
http://www.cnbc.com/id/34208633/
Let them geeks suck on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKczFHLSRwM
@26 they’re at citi, not merril.
@23 I personally am a fan of the frozen shaving cream prank
@40
Agreed.
But, Gary, over there, see? It’s that 500 pound gorilla in the room again. Lloyd, dude, check me out, watch and learn, look at the camera, we pose, they click..you gettin this… try to keep up here, I don’t have all day.
Lloyd: “This is the new Beyonce Video I was telling you about”
The eyes say “Don’t fuck with us”, but the pinkish-orange ties say “We have feelings to”.
I’m cognizant of all the bad press and anti-Goldman illwill, and yet I insist on posing for this pretentious, c*cks*cker looking, Master of the Universe picture!
56 wins.
@55 – they’re cutsom 7-fold Robert Talbots, examine your wardrobe.
I’m going to have that pic of them framed to remind me of who will own my employer if I fuck up trading.
Blankfein: Todd Packer here can do anything.
We are constantly focused on how we can help seperate our clients from their money
So, Jeffrey, you’ll also clean the soles when you shine our shoes with your tongue?
Powder the bald spots please!
the cameraman
My baldie is sexier than yours!
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, (The girl who’s hard to get)
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi, (But you can win her yet)
Hey Fuld – Go get your shine box!
“Hair Club is for Goys” is the winner hands down.
And all the WallStreetOasis monkeys say bankers shun black suits
And @66 for the win…
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