See if you can guess what happens next.


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5th floor (fixed income and equities trading) of the Madison Square Park building. Luckily no one- but especially Brady Dougan- was hurt.

Comments (66)

  1. Posted by ComfortablySmug | December 3, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Damn, that sucks

  2. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    haha fucking retards.
    - smug ubs employee

  3. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    I’ve never done anything so stupid.
    -KL

  4. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    burn

  5. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    ouch

  6. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Those things are accidents waiting to happen. We had a girl with the biggest cankles in the world who used to use one, thing smeeled like death
    She works at GS now, go figure

  7. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    should’ve been goldman.

  8. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Those things are accidents waiting to happen. We had a girl with the biggest cankles in the world who used to use one, thing smeeled like death
    She works at GS now, go figure

  9. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Lots of intellectual capital there. So maybe they were trying to be like SAC and have the room temp at 47F to encourage alertness and well you see what happened.

  10. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    Those things are accidents waiting to happen. We had a girl with the biggest cankles in the world who used to use one, thing smeeled like death
    She works at GS now, go figure

  11. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    That’s one way to hide trading losses

  12. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    @9 um what? they weren’t using portable heaters in lieu of the actual heat. if they were trying to be like SAC they would’ve turned the AC on.

  13. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    @11 pretty genius, no?

  14. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    @4 ftw

  15. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Why so bitter? Why such hate?

  16. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    @4 ftw

  17. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    @6/8/9- does cankles leave her comments in triplicate?

  18. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    @13
    Nahhh

  19. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Setting off a 3 alarm blaze is the new killing it!!

  20. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    this is why I keep it cool.
    -SC

  21. Posted by NakedShort | December 3, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Does 2 Chipotle Burritos, 3 Chipotle soft tacos and Chips and Gucamole in 45 minutes seem like a worthy food challenge?

  22. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    What are all those flatscreens for?

  23. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Boiler Room

  24. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Someone definitely got FIRED over this one. -Dane Cook

  25. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    That’s actually a photo from the day after the 2005 holiday party…. I miss those days.

  26. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Carl Ichan’s fraternity house.

  27. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Dubai

  28. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    17, its the site not me j-off….
    She was actually too retarded to type.

  29. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    @23 FTW

  30. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    Erin Callan forgot to turn off her wax heater before the holidays…

  31. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    @28, no. it’s you.
    and if you ever, ever call 17 a “j-off” again, listen, I’ll come down there and give you a crew cut, mister.
    17 is doing God’s work.
    -guest

  32. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @naked no, pussy

  33. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    so turned on right now.
    -pyromaniac

  34. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    @31, you are a J-OFF
    And a tool to boot. Back in your cage

  35. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    @34 why not write that that TWICE MORE for me, sugar tits, I don’t think it really sunk in the first time.
    -31

  36. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    and scum at clusterstock continue their shameless lifting of material.
    http://www.businessinsider.com/space-heater-accident-destroys-entire-floor-of-credit-suisse-offices-2009-12
    (not that it’s surprising, given who their boss is.)

  37. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | December 3, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    These incendiary comments have me all hot and bothered.

  38. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Duplicate posts is the new killing it.

  39. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    I bet Ed Safra is all sorts of embarrassed he left that on right now.

  40. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    Duplicate posts is the new killing it.

  41. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    @36 clusterstock credits db, what’s the problem? The fire was originally reported elsewhere on Friday before the cause was known.

  42. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    @35, I want you to listen closely….
    Venti Coffee, half and half and two splenda.
    NOW
    After that go fetch my dry cleaning and walk my g-friends dog…

  43. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    @ naked – perhaps a worthy challenge to your underwear

  44. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    @42 again, please? didn’t catch. -35

  45. Posted by Investorcluzo | December 3, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    the employee in question needs to examine his/her motives…

  46. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    CS is on Fire!

  47. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    clusterstock employee@41 yeah they linked to DB but they took the essence of the post– that picture– and slapped it on their page. they literally left no reason for anyone reading their post to click through. it’s lame and slimey, but that’s how they operate.

  48. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Paper Shredders are easier than setting fires.
    - Jeff Skilling

  49. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Fuck you, clusterstock! You just lost a refinery.
    Doug Masters (USAF)

  50. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    @48 true dat

  51. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    @45 what would Freud say?

  52. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    Word of advice: Never say yes, if a gay guy asks you to play salad shooter.

  53. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    @ 52, I wish you had posted that yesterday.
    - Bernie Madoff (yes, we have Internet here)

  54. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    @42
    you are not funny. that comment was awful.
    Love,
    not @35

  55. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    @54, that implies that i was trying to be funny you hard on.
    Back to the back office

  56. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 3:58 PM
  57. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    @56 shut your filthy whore mouth.

  58. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    @37/BBF nice.

  59. Posted by loafmore | December 3, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    Happy Birthday, Little One!
    Thanks for the heater present. Is this a problem if I leave it on over the weekend?
    Anyway, have fun at the EMTA ball!

  60. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    Is the Shake Shack in Madison Square Park ok? That’s the best part of the CS office.

  61. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    Looks like the RBS CDS Trading Floor

  62. Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    @61 no it doesn’t b/c the RBS trading floor in Stamford is brand spanking new and actually super sweet. which is of course a shame and total embarrassment, given what shithole of a bank it is.

  63. Posted by gayest | December 3, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    @55: call me.

  64. Posted by mrpink | December 3, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    burning down your office is the new killing it.
    -mrp

  65. Posted by guest | December 4, 2009 at 4:55 AM

    Cooking the books, as they say

  66. Posted by guest | December 8, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    @62 He was being metaphorical not literal. As in it looks like the RBS CDS Trading floor because it is a complete mess like their CDS Trading book.

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