• 07 Dec 2009 at 4:37 PM

Danielle Chiesi: The College Years

By Bess Levin

As previously mentioned, one of the unforeseen consequences of the Galleon insider trading bust was credibility taking a hit. Specifically that of the individuals who’d told their friends and colleagues that Danielle Chiesi was a dime piece, and who were slightly dismayed to see the picture of her from a Bridget Nielsen (Flavor Flav Years) look-a-like contest. Luckily, they were saved when Bloomberg reported Danielle Chiesi was in fact named Miss Southern Tier Teenager in 1981, with the photo of DC in a tiara following shortly thereafter to prove it. Today another pic has emerged, from the sorority files.


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[via Bloomberg Markets Magazine]
*Also, we’ve been informed by one of Chiesi’s neighbors that “the sweater shot of Danielle is a TERRIBLE picture..she is much prettier than that. And she actually is incredibly sweet.”

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    holy linebacker shoulders

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    is that jiz on her chin?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    @2 you betcha
    -raj raj

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    DC,
    Call me.
    ~Tiger

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    I’d let her hit me with a 7 iron.
    -TW

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    If she was a little more Asian and had a penis, I would certainly enjoy cramming her colon full of markers.
    Ping

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    @6 nice.
    -sc

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Did she do a dp scene two years ago in Fossil F**kers 11? My disk is all scratched up so I can’t remember but she looks familiar.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    5 head

  10. 10
    Posted by wcburrs87 | December 7, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    Dolph Lundgren wouldn’t even hit that.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    Buzz’s girlfriend…woof

  12. 12
    Posted by Anal_yst | December 7, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Is it me or is she a little bit of a ‘clops?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    I had no idea how much hard work and training it took to become a professional sperm burper.
    SAC

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    I would eat purina dog chow out of her…
    And as far as TFs go, we’d need the fucking bering strait.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    @11 – Nice… HA1 was a great flick, but not as good as HA2LINY, “Sick”

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    She was very doable,once.But I can tell from her coarse,overly teased and treated 80′s hair,that she has a wiry bush.The kind of bush that gives friction burns.She’s also a real blonde,unless some angry boyfriend asked her to shave that mound.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    I’d eat her like a piece of boarding house pie.
    ~J Daly
    Fatfuck, FL

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    Wow is she ugly. Noone in their right mind would bang her

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    Looks like she would barter some inside info and back door action for a little crystal meth.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | December 7, 2009 at 9:24 PM

    18 More balls on the chin than Johnny Bench.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | December 8, 2009 at 6:38 AM

    I wonder when she morphed into Pat Butcher*
    *Eastenders reference

  22. 22
    Posted by MW | December 8, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    I’d hit it.
    ~Dollar Dominatrix

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    I went to high school with Danielle. Killer body and personality! All the guys drooled over her and all the girls admired her or they were jealous. She was very sweet and always kind to everyone. She was so proper… We all make mistakes. Good luck to you Danielle. Hope it all works out for you. It’s not like you killed anyone. Keep you head up and you’ll get out of it…..

  24. 24
    Posted by A high school acquaintance | December 14, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    I went to high school with Danielle. Killer body and personality! All the guys drooled over her and all the girls admired her or they were jealous. She was very sweet and always kind to everyone. She was so proper… We all make mistakes. Good luck to you Danielle. Hope it all works out for you. It’s not like you killed anyone. Keep you head up and you’ll get out of it…..

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    I too went to hs with Danielle. Unfortunately for her, she’s probably been dealing with these crude comments all her life because of her beauty. Men can be so shameful. Keep your chin up Danielle…from one of your first friends at MacArthur.

  26. 26
    Posted by Raj | June 14, 2011 at 10:30 PM

    Chin up, mouth open

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