Eliot Spitzer, clearly, is dying to get in public office. A bid for the presidency probably isn’t too far off, but he’s got to start slow, hence the rumors he’s considering a run for city comptroller, which he probably thought would be an easy win. Unfortunately, in underestimating the woman who once supplied him with hot young tail, he thought wrong. That’s right ladies– Kristin Davis, the madam with whom Ness once had an amicable working relationship has announced that not only is she going to do her best to prevent the noted hooker fucker’s triumphant return to public service, but she’s going to run against him (KD is also the woman who protested Spitz speaking at Harvard, which I’m assuming is indication that everywhere Big E goes for the rest of his life, this tremendous lady will be there). Davis is doing so for three reasons.
1. Sexism
I will run firstly to highlight the inequities and sexism in our criminal justice system which penalizes women, minorities and poor people while wealthy, connected white men like Eliot Spitzer evade justice. Our system that allows Spitzer to walk on money laundering and violating the Mann act (transporting a prostitute across state lines), but sends Plaxico to prison for seven years for shooting himself in the foot is ripe for real reform.
2. Qualifications, namely, her superior ones
At the same time I am just as qualified for the position of comptroller than Spitzer, a bully who used the Attorney general’s office to blackmail business but whose record in court was embarrassing. I managed the operations for a hedge fund for 10 years, I was VP by the age of 26. I built a multi-million dollar International business out of nothing. I will have my Masters degree before election day in November 2010 as I am finishing my dissertation now. Unlike Prince Eliot I worked for everything I achieved; Daddy paid his way.
3. Because Spitzer wore black socks during sex
Eliot Spitzer has violated the public trust. His hypocrisy, patronizing escort services while prosecuting others and his lies about the illegal financing of his campaigns for Attorney General should exclude him from any position of trust.His black socks in the boudoir are an additional affront to good taste. His abuse of some of the women I arranged for him to spend time with raises serious questions about his character.
Eliot Spitzer May Face Fierce Competition For Comptroller [Daily Intel]
Move Over Eliot [The Manhattan Madam]
I look forward to donating to her campaign.
Not going to lie…there's a part of me (it moved) that wants her to win.
@1 – Her campaign's probably already been donated to, over and over again, giggity.
From what I have already seen, she is more than qualified for the "position".
Well, shit.
Bess, you must remove our logo from this picture. GS has the upside-down cross trademarked and you will hear from our attorneys (which is me, and you just have).
Lloyd B.
The lady makes a point about Plaxico. The brotha got railroaded.
No handbridge needed….for a redwood tree. Good googly moogly!!!
Is that even a woman?
Rumor has it that is Greg's mom.
You can't mention the Noted Hooker-Fucker without The Picture!! Even though there is another picture here… I don't care.
she is class act
Those breasts are old.
The Madoff boys don't even have the lure to snag that mouth.
-Chad Brauer
She is still better qualified then govt Paterson
Anyone saying they wouldn't hit it is lying
She must have been somethin' before electricity.
-Al Czervik
"I built a multi-million dollar International business out of nothing."
pls elaborate
Fuck you, Russia!
Did she have a tiger in her tank?
"Dude looks like a lady"
Da nah, da nah.
Dear Maria B,
Get on a diet, or get some new clothes that fit.
Regards,
Kirstie Allie for Brian Roberts
Dear Maria B,
Get on a diet, or get some new clothes that fit.
Regards,
Kirstie Allie for Brian Roberts
those are the biggest man boobs i ever saw.
Be moar funny, please.
I'm stiff over this competition.
I like Bartaromo better with dark hair
She was great in Rock of Love. Too bad Bret passed on her.
OJ, Rae Carruth, Plaxico…… when will those silly Negroes ever learn?
@24 please take your own advice (and mine: kill yourself).
Liz Claman all dolled up.
She's hung.
Now, now, @29, thats not very nice. More than likely, @24 is from Houston, so we must be patient with their simple minds.
I know this bitch. She's got W's tatooed on each ass cheek. When she bends over it spells WOW!
Tiger
Wow indeed, 33. And with that, this topic is exhausted.
Low lighting, 2-3 drinks and I am in. If she is packing, then at least I can back my Escalade into that garage she calls a mouth.
Also, those slopes demand some Tony Montana type stash to ski on…
- the MCS
@33 Actually it was W ( O ) W
@ 33 if you 69 it spells MOM
#37 FTW. This topic is closed.
&30……Liz Claman is a respected and talented financial reporter that is pretty much squeaky clean, unlike some we both know, so keep in mind her beauty, wife, mother hot redheaded LADY….tough to be in her business….Liz is a hard find and fortunately FBN has her.
15 is right; anyone who says they wouldn't hit it is lying. She looks comfy and snuggy.
DEATH BY MOTORBOAT!
That's a woman or a guy dressed in drag?
#15 and #40 prefer their chicks with dicks.
@ 40- She lookes comfy and snuggy? She looks like hooker to me.
Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize the tits had a face. Agreed, a bit scary. Those tits still look comfy, though.
The rest of the package has clearly been ridden hard and hung up wet.
Tranny alert! Tranny alert!
Fuckin' Shit!
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