Also, in case it wasn’t clear to the cheapskates in the group, you still have to buy the book. ARS does not give it away for free.
FYI, Charlie Gasparino Will Meet Or Beat This Offer (By Signing Your Loved One’s Tits)
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Oh no you don't!
-The 300
dis is true.
-cg
what a horrible gift.
Damn Bess, you cold. I truly hope I never get on your bad side.
So funny Bess – But you didn't tell us if we had to pay Gasparino to sign our girls tits.
Just in time for da holidays, I will provide signed copies of my definitive tome of the financial crisis.
Plus, if you order within da next 24 hours, I will also grace da book wit a small sample of my seminal fluid, right on da cover.
-cg
Rahm: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news.
POTUS: Give me the good news.
Rahm: We've found the man who urinated "MERRY FUCKING XMAS BO" in the snow on the White House lawn. It's Charlie Gasparino.
POTUS: OK.
Rahm: The bad news is, it's your wife's handwriting.
POTUS: *sigh*
@7 ftw
@7: Solid. Thank you for giving me a nice laugh on a day when it seems I'm the only one in the office.
I may get verbally assaulted for this but I am sympathetic to the dude. It was a decent book which involved sucking d's, plagiarizing your colleagues' work and some amount of grunt work. So, it's kinda sad to see this level of stoopage.
Will he sign it as Aaron Sorkin?
@11 jon stewart?
4–That is the stupidest comment ever on DB.
–Headless
Will he sign my bulging pecs?
@11 nice catch
Damn Headless, you cold, I hope I never get on your bad side.
@7 Congrats
Close one @Anal_yst
Your feedback is always welcome. Consider running for Fed Chief.
Hey Anal_yst, what are you wearing to the party?
Alright, we get it. Charlie Gasparino is a tool. Can we write about something else possibly? Between this and the KL boons farm stories this site is getting played out
@19 Did you wish Dan Loeb a Happy Birthday? For that matter did Sorkin wish Dan Loeb a Happy Birthday on his Facebook page? If hasn't he is a fucking a-hole.
@19, man, no, man, no. you got it all wrong, man. charlie, he's, like, he's the greatest reporter in the history of reporting and shit.
@19 – I would be very careful. Bess will more than likely scold you. I am actually a little nervous now.
Nervous trader
@19:
CG has worked very hard over the years to earn the scorn, mockery and ridicule that comes his way on a daily basis.
The good people at Breaking Media, Bess in particular, are to be commended for performing this valuable public service.
@23 seconded
@19 eat a dick
There is a big snow storm headed towards the city this weekend. I hope everyone has their gloves and galoshes ready!
@23,22:
Its just an obvservation. these stories are posted everyday. The the same retarded comments come out in Charliespeak and on and on it goes
bess is very talented, its not a slight on her
Anal_yst, ya up for a blumpkin later?
"Its just an obvservation. these stories are posted everyday. "
wrong but please continue to keep winning it.
Bess, please forgive @26 for they know not what they do, or say, or do.
Bess, this is the season for forgiving. Don't be too harsh!!!!!!
@26:
Yeah, its ova da fuckin' top. It's fuckin' played out, and da idiots who constantly mock Da Pony jumped da fuckin' landshark.
-cg
Yeah, but will he sign their rectum with my marker?
31 knows the meaning of true love.
@27
Depends whos offering.
But do I have to pay full price, or can I pay what Amazon's selling the book for?
BREAKING: WSJ loves the Sellout, doesn't even mention Aaron Sorkin's paperweight.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704…
(CG tweeted the link earlier today)
@34
If you buy it from Amazon, you can pay what Amazon is selling the book for.
@35:
Hey Lasswell. Thanks.
Tonight, at the regular place, at 7. I'll bring the Altoids, and this time I won't spit, I swear.
-cg