CNBC’s Darren Rovell reports that PepsiCo will discontinue ‘Gatorade Tiger Focus.’ The company assures us it has nothing to do with “recent events,” but was actually a decision they’d made months ago. If you want some Woods juice you’re just going to have to get out there and find it on your own (which shouldn’t be too hard). Perhaps Jaimee et al bottle some samples). In related news, Ken Lewis remains firmly behind Woods and his life choices.
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Can’t wait for the lawsuit Pepsi files against these prosties when they’re trying to hock the tiger juice stored in their freezers.
really more gatorade’s fault. turns out the tiger focus line is mostly just liquified cialis, oyster extract and artificial fruit flavor.
Gatorade is going to start making Ron-Ron juice instead
enough with the haterade. tiger made some mistakes but so does everyone else.
@3 FTW
But doesn’t Tiger fit perfectly with Gatorade’s “Is It In You?” marketing?
Dis is great news for me! Da people at Gatorade chose Tiger ova me for da sports drink. Dey told me it was a really tough decision, but dey wanted to go wit da golf theme.
By next month, expect to see bottled Jabroni Pony Juice on da shelves of your favorite bodega.
-cg
tiger, you are not alone. I can help.
-david duchovny
The super wop Charlie Gasparino impressions always make me crack up. That and wideclops are some of the best stuff cooked up on these boards
@9 – stop kissing our ass
@4 is Bill Clinton
Was Tiger bangin his mother-in-law too?
Shit I hate Gatorade but because of all the hype was going to start drinking it…
damn!
- Obama
A good agent always advises against the bitches and has a bitch fund set up just in case.
~Ari Gold
@12
Only like a screen door in a hurricane.
-Tiger’s MIL
i hear Gator had a non compete with Tiger.
He was not supposed to distribute his juice on his own.
Women can ultimately get you into some trouble in a roundabout way. I should know.
~Bob Crane
(Col. Hogan)
Hogan, what are you talking about? Have you been seeing my secretary Helga? Fraternization is forbidden at Stalag 13!
~Werner Klemperer
(Col. Klink)
Werner Klemperer is a friend-a-mine.
-cg
Tiger is definitely egg shaped
which many young girls find attractive
-JE
For all of the single dudes on the site: Pimp move of the week is to bang a gal from behind while you wolf down some Tigerade. Place the bottle on the nightstand so she gets a good look at it. Then never call her again.
@21 pimp is racist. examine your motives
You have absolutely no idea what a grown-ass man is capable of doing when he’s blitzed on Boone’s. Tiger doesn’t even scratch the surface of some of my stories. He’s a solid guy in my book.
-K. Lewis