I’m stepping away from my computer now to work on a little project that will occupy me for the rest of the day. Behave yourselves and I’ll see you tomorrow. For the bored/lonely, occupy yourself with these:
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Finally, a breast post.
Dis is devastating to me, Beth. Be careful.
-cg
Im bored pounding Penelope Pitstops blanus. Im gonna go find some widows and orphans to defraud.
-Richard Milhouse Dastardly
Oh shuh! Like brists kin riscue a tryder’s mind from the dipiture of yew, Ms. Livin!! Shuh, shuh, tyke the easy way out with the bristage. If yew keep on faden the hingir of tryders in finicial community with imiges of brists and cilibrity clividges wot sort of written bynker mayhim do yew ixpict to hippen in thyse illigedly finincial thrids???
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
little project = going to stamford to visit stevie
I’m picturing the scene from Anchorman where Ron Burgandy comes home to Veronica Corningstone in just an apron and little kids pressing his suit.
Bess, see you in a little bit. Looking forward to some “afternoon delight”. I’ll teach you a new trick: how to make my schlong disappear.
-Steve “Magic Hands” Cohen
Be sure to ask the doctor to warm the speculum first.
Showin her O face
What about Shazar?
WTF Is dealbreaker hiring?
@10:
Tomorrow, all-a-youse guys are in for a big fuckin’ surprise when da Ragin’ Bull of Wall Street makes his debut right here on DB!
-cg
Housekeeping…is that what they’re calling it these days?
Not to point out the obvious BUT:
(1) Yesterday Bess met with a billionaire, chatted and hugged him.
(2) Today Bess is leaving early.
We’re not supposed to add 2 and 2 together??? If this is not a Zamboni ride, I don’t know what is.
Dear Bess,
Come to DADDY!!
Chaz
@13:
Xactly. I’m fuckin’ heartbroken. I thought I was gettin’ somewhere afta dat dinna dat night. I guess da guy with da big bucks always beats out da smart guy with da good looks.
-cg
13,
3&50, crackpot.
-SAC
Has anyone ever seen a picture of Bess or seen her in person? Is she hot?
Looking at the cap, it seems to me that any stock or index that gets “in the zone” perks up (FTSE, VZ), while those out of the “zone” (WMT, the truncated one on the left ) are down.
Conclusion 1: A bigger “zone” is better for the stock market
Conclusion 2: Long every ticker about to cross The Druries
Conclusion 3: CNBC management will mistakenly assume that a close-up of Maria B. will work the same way
I guess I can go back to work now
Loved the Kingpin reference in the tags. Here’s another that is sort of timely in a way:
Landlady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.
@16,
mummble, harumph, rabble….phuck you.
-Iwao Takamoto
You argue for every penny of that bonus Bess!
@17
Yes to both, and its none of your damn business, move along now.
A project? Is it bigger than a breadbin?
@Anal I bet you $1 that 17 is not a noob, he’s just being a douche.
The SAC party is tonight, is it not? Have a lovely time, ladies.
-guest
@ 17, yes and yes but moderator deletes the comment and bans your IP Add if you dare try to post a link to her pic.
G’day Amanda, I finally found ya, dunno if you remember me, Lachlan, used to attend at the University of Melbourne same time you did. I gotta say, things have gone well for ya luv, good on ya!
I’ll be standing by the side of I95 North, with tears running down my face cause I know your love don’t mean nothing to those sailor boys in Stamford and all I wanna say is Bess BABY! Come back to me BABY! Don’t you take your love to Stamford Town Center.
It wasn’t me
That started that old crazy Asian war
But I was proud to go
And do my patriotic chore
And yes, it’s true that
I’m not the man I used to be
Oh, Bessie I still need some company
Its hard to love a man
Whose legs are bent and paralysed
And the wants and the needs of a woman your age
Bessie I realize,
But it won’t be long i’ve heard them say until I not around
Oh Bessie
Don’t take your love to town center.
When you get to the Crab Shell – order me a Hendricks martini with a slice of cuke, OK baby?
@28:
Dat wuz pretty good, pal, but don’t even fuckin’ try to compete with me for Beth’s affections:
When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore
When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine
That’s amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “Vita bella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When da stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
Dat’s da fuckin’ amore!
When youse dance down da street with a cloud at yer feet
You’re in love
When you wawk down in a dream but you know you’re not
Dreamin’, signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
Dat’s amore
What’s up.
http://www.businessinsider.com/breaking-media-hires-ad-age-editor-invests-more-into-properties-2009-12
Someone needs to have that talk with Maria B soon.
Brian Roberts
I think Bess is getting her numbers today. Whatever they are Bess, appear disappointed…
Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
@ 30 – all me
Todd
@26 FIELD HOCKEY 4LIFE
@17 Good luck even finding them. Someone does a great deal to manage their online image. But I am sure you can call Erin, and she will have something for you.
Is BL DB’s only writer?
This moderation policy seems immoderate to me.
Must let me wet my beak/draw water from the well.
@36
Bess’s secret fear is that in the future a young ‘Bess’ who writes a blog blog will begin posting previously unknown pics of her, writing posts dedicated to her, and stalking her in a subtly sexual way.
Housekeeping = nomura x jessica simpson.
my buddy was out with bess and has a shot of her tipsy and kinda dancing. its funny…and yes a true story. relax bess it will never hit the web. Just tell your buddy SC to hand over the keys to the art room and look the other way.
thank you Mama Brennan.
Brüste
A shark has been jumped repeatedly.
O c’mon Bess, you don’t need to take the whole afternoon off for press conference about your affair with, you know , Tiger. Darn, I lost count of his paramours.
Where the fuck is John Shazar? What are you paying him to do, stay away?
@45 yeah, when you used that hackneyed, cliched term (that has no relevance to bess merely saying she’ll be gone for the day). fucking fag.
I’m here.
I’m could write something.
-Greg Michaels
We suggest staying in 30% cash, going short Ms Levin (this bubble has clearly peaked) and going long Ms Pressler. She seems to have a direct line to Mr Paulson and is way undervalued.
We are willing to acknowledge that we may be early on this trade and will almost certainly face short term paper losses and criticism, but we are confident that the long term returns will be salutary.
-ValueInvesting4Life
@50 you’re an idiot. and no, there’s no direct line to paulson (though bess clearly has one to stevie).
50 = fag
50 – short BL? Do the letters FO mean anything? BL is perma-hot. Go home. Definitely on the naughty list. Not the good naughty either.