Skanky as they may be! Having a lucid moment for perhaps the first time ever, Bank of America has decided that is it in no position to take a moral stand against (alleged) cheating or shitty driving.
Bank of America Corp. still plans to continue its talks to take on a broader role with the Tiger Woods Foundation, despite speculation that corporate interest in Tiger Woods will be negatively affected after his car crash on Nov. 27. “Negotiations between Bank of America and the Tiger Woods Foundation are ongoing,” said Joe Goode, senior vice president for national media relations for Charlotte-based BofA (NYSE:BAC). “We’ve enjoyed a very positive relationship with Tiger through our partnership of the Tiger Woods Foundation and our sponsorship of the Chevron World Challenge. Our thoughts are with Tiger and his family at this time, but this is a personal matter and we respect Tiger’s request for privacy.”
In fact, in a show of solidarity with T-Dubs, we have it on good authority that Ken Lewis offered both alleged mistresses BAC jobs to keep their mouths shut. Jamiee Grubbs, you may have heard, declined (she’s already got a gig as a cocktail waitress, so same diff, no diff). The wiser Rachel Uchitel took KL up in it, and for her denials (which weren’t even part of the deal) had her offer bumped from “a” job at Bank of America to “the” job at Bank of America (CEO), which the board was fine with, since no one wants it anyway (“It’s easy, just sign anything Tim Geithner or Ben Bernanke send you and you’re all good”).
I recommend the cops just keep showing up at his doorstep every day. Eventually he will cave – has to cave – no one can take that! Pure Genius!
serious question– is jamiee a tranny?
Where are all the white women at?
Boy, Tiger really should have used his driver.
hey-oh!
What does Dick Bove think of Ken’s backing Tiger Woods? Is Ken just being a guy and looking at it from a man’s POV? Does it hurt Dick and make her want to reach out to Mrs. Woods? Because, you know, she’s been there?
Looks like Mancision has competition for the next IR job that comes along…
@ 3 = racist. please examine your motives.
Wow. Nell Scovell doesn’t write this badly. And that’s saying something.
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Dick Bove is going to be jealous, and you all know how THAT’s going to turn out.
@10 – …on the floor with a 9 iron, a broken bottle of Boone’s, and a passed out KL?
@8 yeah, no but thanks for playing.
8 = jaimee grubbs
Bess, you seem a little off your game. could it be that Mr. Gisele Bundchen getting his ass handed to him by the Most Mediocre Undefeated NFL team in history has affected your brain’s vicious center ?
@14 nah, this was great. you’re an idiot.
playing the back 9?
@14 lame. kill yourself, but your family first.
Associating with this type of entity at a precarious time in your reputational history is too risky… TW drop BAC before it’s too late.
KL
@14 I went uptown to Audubon Zoo and they all asked for you.
It appears that Tiger got “teed” off about something because someone was “green” with envy perhaps. If he “wood” have had a “driver” he could have “putted” down the street safely. But, no. With the “press” hounding him about the par on a certain “hole” , Tiger wanted to pull out a “shank” and use it against the paps. One time while golfing in Austrailiar, a female partner reported to Tiger that she had discovered some bees between the first and second holes and he said, “Well, maybe your stance is too wide….”
@19 – dey “aksed” fo you. Get it right, you yat!
damn, this was poorly written – greggums back?
@22 nah, not poorly written at all. idiot.
@22 what the hell are you talking about? nothing wrong with the above. standard, well-written/amusing DB post. time for to jerk it to the girls you got rejected from this evening and call it a night.
Why is Tiger not using escorts instead of these gabby harlots?
If more mistresses emerge in the Tiger Woods scandal – and they will – and if all of said mistresses turn out to be white women, can it rightfully be assumed that Tiger Woods abhors dark skinned ethnic women, in particular black women, and that he only associates white women with desirability, prestige, and / or success?
Additionally, why does Terrell Owens date a white woman?
You hear the “voice mail”?
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212
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