Sooo…this happened. Don’t worry, though, they’re gonna be conferenced in and won’t miss a thing (and Blankfein will get to do it sans pants, as is his wont. Everybody wins). Other excuses they considered going with:
* All three had cramps (they’re on the same cycle)
* Car trouble
* Too hung over
* Just not feeling it
* Blankfein had to wash his hair
* Your call
Lloyd Blankfein, John Mack, Dick Parsons Will Miss Meeting With Obama Due To “Inclement Weather”
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
BHO makes it rain.
awesome
FUBO!
-Sincerely, LB, DP, and JM
Word around the campfire is they couldn’t get the plane off the ground due to the weight of Bloyd’s scrot. NY1 was rolling video of the scrot hanging out the emergency exit door, sparking as it dragged across the tarmac.
4 Wins today!
So a Jew, a negro and a wop boarded a plane….
@7 mack isn’t italian you fucking ‘tard.
@7
So much opportunity, squandered by seriously failure, shame…
They all watched 60 Minutes last night.
@8 swarthy + short + kinda jewy = Italian
Mack is olive skinned, so who gives a fuck.
-Jew Bastid
They were carpooling and couldn’t agree on who got shotgun
@7: Mack is Greek you idiot
@14
I hope you’re kidding
Greek = Italian who can’t cook
11 – He is lebanese, you toolbox
Mack is Persian. He is also a direct descendant of Xerxes.
THEY’RE ALL AMERICAN
We are all citizens of the World.
- Barbra Streisand
@14 you are a moron. jamie dimon is greek. mack is lebanese.
I don’t see color. But this guy smells like curry.
-Steven Colbert
@21 – What is the difference?
-A WASP
Dick Fuld is Simian.
@16
Italian = African who can swim
@ 24- Best comment of the day.
I am Canadian.
Kudos,
The traffic Generator
@ 27- Noone gives a shit. I am Australian
@25 insert quote from Christopher Walken in True Romance.
@27 – I care.
Newfoundlander
Was there a single flight out of NYC that was delayed this morning due to weather? Come on, this was just as intentional as Tong’s “submission”
Westchester Airport Weather observations don’t conform to excuse.
VFR== Visual Flight RUles
14-Dec 11:56 MVFR 180° 3kts Broken 2000 10 6° 42° 1° 33° 70% 30.06
14-Dec 10:56 VFR Calm Broken 9000 10 5° 41° 0° 32° 70% 30.10
14-Dec 09:56 VFR Calm Scattered 2500 10 4° 39° 1° 33° 80% 30.11
14-Dec 08:56 VFR Calm Broken 3000 10 2° 35° 0° 32° 86% 30.08
14-Dec 07:56 VFR Calm Broken 3000 10 2° 35° 0° 32° 86% 30.08
14-Dec 06:56 MVFR Calm Broken 2400 10 2° 35° 0° 32° 86% 30.06
14-Dec 05:56 MVFR 330° 5kts Overcast 2400 10 2° 35° 0° 32° 86% 30.02
14-Dec 04:56 MVFR Calm Broken 2600 10 2° 35° -1° 30° 80% 29.98
14-Dec 04:03 VFR 290° 8kts Clear 10 4° 39° 0° 32° 75% 29.96
Hey Lloyd, Dick here. That little gizmo that you recommended really did the trick!
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=3059936
We’re ordering a dozen more, in case there are meetings that we’d rather skip!
* lousy lunch menu, not worth the trip
* Jamie drew the short straw
* they feel unworthy to bask in BHO’s magnificence
* Lloyd, for one, is forbidden to travel on Holy Human Sacrifice Day. Which is today.
100% Dealbreaker!
@31 is not a real canadian
Busy interviewing with Accenture to replace Tiger ads “60% information, 40% interpretation” LB suggesting a change to “100% inside information generating 90% of profits”
@38 “We really are just THAT good”
Primerica just signed Tiger on.
Religious conflict–too busy doing God’s work to meet a guy believed to be the Messiah(we didn’t believe the first one that tried this on, we sure as heck aren’t going to be duped by this one).
There was a ton of ground fog here in D.C. this morning — many flights were grounded and some even had to divert. So this excuse is plausible, although there’s always the Acela.
There was a ton of ground fog here in D.C. this morning — many flights were grounded and some even had to divert. So this excuse is plausible, although there’s always the Acela.
How does Lloyd get through the screening process at the airport with a gold plated scrotum? FYI, I’m not going to be the low bidder on doing that job.
long weekend burying the hatchet with jimicaine, everybody had a mellow time, played bridge, spaced on the lunch appt.
fog=thick cloud of mj smoke.
@44 nonferrous. The real problem is the weight- they had to beef up the landing gear on the G5 big time for him
My flight to DC was canceled last night and my re-scheduled was delayed this morning…
BUT, I still prefer the idea of all 3 saying FUCK YOU to B.O. Even if Jamie is down there sucking him off…
My flight to DC was canceled last night and my re-scheduled was delayed this morning due to fog.
BUT, I still prefer the idea of all 3 saying FUCK YOU to B.O. Even if Jamie is down there sucking him off…
Damn you slow STOP button…
Sincerely,
47&48
@49:
Yeah, technology is so frustrating when it breaks down. Fortunately, my Teleprompters have been upgraded, and I even have backups now!
Michelle, Dave and Rahm each told me I can’t go out anymore without the backups.
- bho
John Mack is Lithuanian.
John Mack is CNBC
John Mack is a simpleton
John Mack hearts ARS
@54, everybody hearts ARS. John Mack hearts the Jabroni Pony.
@27 — I am Spartacus!
John Mack is “The Situation”!
“Paulie” Parsons and “Ronnie” B had to to skip out to work at the tee-shirt store.
The dog ate my bonus check.