Yesterday, the Washington Post treated us to an in-depth look at that $700 billion in rescue money being a number pulled out of Hank Paulson’s ass, and Neel Kashkari’s attempts to lose the weight he gained in DC while he lives in the woods and builds a shed. Now let’s take a peek at the absolutely epic slideshow that accompanied that story.
“Does this chainsaw make me look fat?”
“How do you like me now, Elijah Cummings? I will fucking kill you.”
“Did I ever tell you guys about my boss? Kind of a hard ass but at least he never took a piss in my mouth.”
“Hank was like: What is this you’re building– an outhouse, a deck?”
“Been gettin’ crazy good at BrickBreaker during my time out in the woods.”
“Yeah, got the domain name. ‘Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.’ All one word. At blogspot dot com.”
“Hey, it’s Neel. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take my name off your phone?”
“I’m still waiting for Bill Gross to find out I’d rather wolf down Doritos than put out financial fires but I just got my insurance forms from HR so I’m thinking this thing might actually happen!”
“It’s an eating day so I’m going to have the left side of the menu and then yak it all up. Oh, do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to the table?”
“Know what Cholula sauce is good for?”
“You know we could kill a man out here and nobody would find out about it.”
Who wears Hanes anymore? Where is the UnderArmor?
no way he built that cabin by himself – I call bs. and wtf, is he gunning for a commercial shoot with MJ with those hanes’ socks?
@bess, well done on commentary. but it’s “could you do me a favor…huge, quickly”
Dell? Total fag.
-Steve Jobs
Those poor dogs, atleast they have an option with the nearby train tracks
Bess Levin. Awesome since 197?.
@5 bess is 25, so 1984. know your DB editors.
looks kinda fun out there…
@6 25? That’s all? Well then, she don’t know shit from shinola does she?
@8 you were impressed with her before knowing her age, now not? ageist.
She is not 25 . Give me a break
HP: So, has the summer of Neel begun? Or are you still decomposing?
NK: Decompressing.
Damn, the dude’s lil’ getaway looks pretty cozy. I can use some solitude and nature right about now.
Who does Neel think he is, Mark Wahlberg in “Shooter”?
@13 – I was thinking Arnold in Commando. ‘My left arm is my weaker arm.’
@14,
NK: Remeber, Elijah, when I promised to kill you last?
EC: That’s right, Neel. You did!
NK: I lied.
@12 agreed.
I would have used cedar shingles on the shed roof. The asphalt ones look like crap
@ 17… bush league. i would’ve put a tin roof on that, prob a dark green.
1. Clearly this guy was never Boy Scout judging from his chainsaw and wood-splitting technique/approach.
2. Whos the broad? No wedding ring on Kashkari…
3. Looks like he’s really roughing it out there…
@ 17… bush league. i would’ve put a tin roof on that, prob a dark green.
@analyst- it’s his wife, as noted in the article.
Very, very good PR team for NK. Probably the best money can buy in fact. The Hanes socks as an everyman touch was overkill. Eating at the local restaurant was nice as was working with his hands.
If one were to think of a PR rehab campaign for somebody in Neal’s position, wouldn’t this be exactly it?
On Monday PIMPCO announced they were hiring NK.
@22 yeah we all read that here yesterday, thanks.
Bess – AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bess – AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@1 UnderArmour? You must be loving MTV’s “Jersey Shore”.
Bess, you left out the one of that monster dog chewing the pine cone. It warmed my dark heart.
can someone say media conspiracy?