Snoop Dogg “Loves Magic Johnson’s Business Model”

By Bess Levin


Also, he’d love to one day open a chain of supermarkets and call them “Snoopermarkets.”

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Starla?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    They didn’t mention the Snoop-hosted video series by Hustler. That was his most astute co-branded business deal to date.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    so he’s going to try and get HIV?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I already “forgot what he did in the music world.” Does this mean he’s a good businessman yet? Snooper!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    @2 yeah because as indicated by the tag the interviewer has no respect for the dogg.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Dat mutha-fucka still be owen me moneyz !!
    -Suge Knight

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    If you had to: Colleen DeBaise or Sue Herera?

  8. 8
    Posted by pfluger | December 2, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    Go for it Snoopy! Supermarkets will make you rich.
    Its a high margin business, Snoopy. LD has his jets, you can have your supermarkets. You can probably get free Twizzlers at your supermarket.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    serious question- what is magic’s business model?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    @9 get aids?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    I love all of you!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:56 PM

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  13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    His new album is pretty dope.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    G’day Cobbers, Lachlan from down under here, trying to find Amanda Drury, a mate told me I could find here here, used to attend at the University of Melbourne same time she did, she gave “Outside Broadcast” a whole new meaning in the radio lab….if you know what I mean!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    @12, you rock.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    @14 no, I don’t.
    -SD

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Wow our lil snoop-a-loop is all grown up. What a gentlemen. You could almost forget he is a drug dealing, gun touting, gangster who has used his culture by promoted the stereotype of his people to make money. Lots of money money money.
    And @3 who is to say he doesn’t have it?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    I just bought a Fleshlight taken from a mold of Barney Frank’s vagina.
    -masturbating trader

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    @17 don’t you have a white bedsheet you need to be poking two holes in before tonight’s rally?

  20. 20
    Posted by pfluger | December 2, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    I hope Snoopy gets his chain of supermarkets, and that some of his homie buddies go there regularly and rob them of cash and cases of Colt-45.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    @17 = totally gay

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    12- just weeping over here. weeping I tell you-

  23. 23
    Posted by pfluger | December 2, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    @17:
    For a second there, I thought you were referring to LB. The gun-toting gangster thing….

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    @12 really isn’t that funny, you sycophants

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    “Pajama Pants w/Marsupial Pouch…….. 35.00″
    Amazing.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    @24 = jealous troll. Examine your motives.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    @26 = imposter.
    Anyone want a rim job?
    - Chiesi

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Whats a rim job?
    UVA grad

  29. 29
    Posted by actually employed in finance | December 2, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    you’re all idiots

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    @29 yeah, so is everyone else, but we’re not self-righteous cocksuckers. idiot.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    He is Snoopendous! Snooperb actually.He should have been in that movie Snooperbad because I think he is snooperbright.I bet he has a Snoopercar AND a Snoopercarrier to travel with. I wish I didn’t sniff so much Snooperglue when I was a kid. What is a Snooperhelix? Snooperhighway? Snooperphosphate? Oops here comes my Snoopervisor

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    @29, really? what role do you play in “finance”?

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    “We’re all going streaking!”

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    @29…Shouldn’t that be, “You’re idiots all”…..?
    ~Harvard grad (Kincaid too)

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    @34 congrats. So you’re a closet case frat boy with a racist streak and silver spoon.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    I pwefer to cawl it a ‘wim job’
    -Bawney Fwank

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Beth,
    Im not sure you have seen this but its off the hiz-ook. fo shizzle.
    http://jalopnik.com/5417150/wall-street-bankers-vanity-license-plate-would-get-an-auto-exec-tarred-feathered

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    @38 – I think someone already posted that.

  39. 39
    Posted by Sluggard Haste | December 2, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Bitch, you never bump into an interview bout my bro with some bullshit redneck whiskey spot yo. You best replace that shit with some Ciroc ads before Snoop goes all Michael Vick on yo ass.
    Fuguay Satin

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    I wish my name was D’Brickashaw.

  41. 41
    Posted by pfluger | December 2, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @29. No. For the record, 1 out of 4 asset managers is an idiot; one of three traders; one of five analysts. All quants are savants.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    he looks so beanie sigel in that pic

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Why do Black people always use cash checking stores instead of banks?

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    I like Magic’s johnson, too.
    - Barney Frank

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | December 2, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    @44 WTF – shut your pie hole you are screwing with my margin.
    Lloyd B.

  46. 46
    Posted by Anal_yst | December 2, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    He’s gonna start hawking sh*t at Rent-a-Center?

  47. 47
    Posted by pfluger | December 2, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    @46:
    LB, you gave him fair warning. Next time, use the Beretta on the bastard. Protect the business.

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    I totally want to go to the Snoopermarket.

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