• 03 Dec 2009 at 4:21 PM

Someone Might Actually Want To Work For Bank Of America Now?

By Bess Levin

Picture 49.pngSo! Now that the government doesn’t have its foot up Bank of America’s ass, is there anyone out there who’d like to run the place? Literally no one wanted the CEO job up until yesterday, but with the TARP repayment, some people are thinking this is now a dream gig any girl would kill for, and that the board really won’t even have to go looking anymore– just sit back with their arms behind their head and wait for the candidates to come to them (everyone wants a piece of their government-less shit). Has John Thain’s window of opportunity passed now that BAC no longer needs to go slumming? And who are some dream candidates* they’ll now have the possibility of bedding?
*Who hopefully won’t have a problem with Dick Bové sending notes about how they’ll never live up to Ken Lewis with the words written in letters cut out of magazine clippings and blood)?

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    they’ll never get busey.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    What about Joe Cassano? Or that AIG whiner DeSantis who whined about how he went to MIT and never lost money and wanted his bonus or pay or whatever.

  3. 3
    Posted by Spreading the Wealth | December 3, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    I’m looking to come back to the private sector after a stint in public service.
    Keebler Elf

  4. 4
    Posted by NakedShort | December 3, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Hank Paulson

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Aleksey Vayner

  6. 6
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | December 3, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    1,
    I’ll see your Stefán dig, and raise you Mel Gibson & Danny Glover (co-CEOs).

  7. 7
    Posted by Savior | December 3, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Doug Masters
    Or Bob Steele

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Don Ready because he sells motherf****** cars!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Jeffrey Chiang.

  10. 10
    Posted by Bob Lawblaw | December 3, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Co CEOs
    The Gruesome Twosome

  11. 11
    Posted by Tiger | December 3, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    I will wear you out.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    He does have such tiny hands and a GIANT head.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    I’d like to recommend my banker, Mr. Drysdale, and his assistant, Miss Jane. Jethro told me the other day that Ms. Jane wants to do some “scissoring” with Ellie May and I think that’s nice that she wants to cut some paper dolls out for Christmas decoratin’.
    ~Jed Clampett
    Pres., Black Gold Royalty Company of Tennessee

  14. 14
    Posted by Hatr | December 3, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    Why shouldn’t the USA work for BOA? We have grown used to the feel of a ghoulish banker’s shriveled member up our ass, and like it.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
    Toby Jones – his qualifications are numerous.

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