• 14 Dec 2009 at 3:24 PM
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Spotted: Ruth Madoff Getting Her Tan On

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Hey DB–
I am in Jupiter, Florida and am sitting 20 feet from Ruth Madoff at the pool. She’s wearing a strapless brown, black and white bathing suit. Has a book and drink on the table next to her but has been focusing on frying for the last hour. She looks pretty good– am thinking about asking if she needs help re-applying suntan lotion.

*That pic is of Lady MacMadoff in better days, not this afternoon, though it sounds like things are looking up.

Comments (39)

  1. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    slore.
    -berns

  2. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Let me tell you what be brown black and white. Me, Ruth, and a little A2M.
    -Tiger

  3. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Bring her to South Beach to meet my little friend.
    Tony

  4. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    those tits sure are old

  5. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    that’s what happens when you are “out there”… you gotta do a little something to bring the boys to the yard…

  6. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    No pic? Oh sure…WTF ????? Cadillac music just screamed out of my computer’s speakers!!! Now the damn 2 oil traders are looking overhere.

  7. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    pics or it isn’t happening.

  8. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Isn’t “Jupiter” just down the road from “Uranus, FL”?
    ~Jerry Jones
    Dallas, TX

  9. Posted by Tax Chick | December 14, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    I call bullshit. Current weather in Jupiter is overcast with showers.

  10. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    @tax chick- nope.

  11. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    When she’s not looking, put some lye in her coffee. After she drinks it push her into the pool and record the whole thing and post it on YouTube for Bernie.

  12. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    I’m getting my tan on, too, bitch.
    -Bernizlle

  13. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | December 14, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    GILF?!

  14. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    picture pls. i want to see that ponzi puss

  15. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Tell her I’ll offer her $5000 if she’ll be in my upcomming video Ass Splitters 4 (MILFs gone wild).
    Joe Francis

  16. Posted by highlyconfident | December 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    I used to beat that pussy up like its name was Snookie.
    -Bernie The Ponz Don

  17. Posted by Tax Chick | December 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    @14/ Becky – does she have grandchildren?

  18. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    I wonder if she is into fisting?
    -Pandy

  19. Posted by green_mailer | December 14, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    http://74.228.46.36/view/index.shtml
    sunny… still fake if no pic

  20. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | December 14, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    @18, not sure TC. I would have to say, Berns would be one helluva badass grandpa to have, no? “Oh yeah, buddy? My gramps is doing time! He’s eating wraps, getting massages and slimming down to fighting weight in sweat lodges. Grandpa runs that joint!”

  21. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Is that a beer funnel lying on the table in front of her? “Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank, ..

  22. Posted by Tax Chick | December 14, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    @20/ GM – The camera lense is wet. Still calling BS on the whole deal.
    @18/ BBF – while admitting one of his pathetic sons was my dad might bite, calling the Ponz King gramps would be kind of cool.

  23. Posted by NakedShort | December 14, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    First thing that popped into my mind when I read that Ruthie was tanning was the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  24. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    @20…We’re not stupid. The Atlantic Ocean would be on the right side of the picture (not the left) if that was Jupiter, FL, in your cam photos!!! Got you!!!
    ~AIG/Lehman Quant Ass’n.

  25. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    @24…I was thinking more along the lines of the “landlady” in Kingpins.

  26. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:05 PM
  27. Posted by green_mailer | December 14, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @22, just a punch bowl full of jungle juice

  28. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    i heard that her club membership was downgraded to “pool member only”

  29. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    @ 25 is right. Water should be on the right.

  30. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    100% DEALBREAKER!
    I’m luvin it!

  31. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    I’m waiting for her to show up on Tiger’s list.

  32. Posted by Tax Chick | December 14, 2009 at 4:48 PM
  33. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @33 Then the rumor is true that she sold her ass for money.
    BM

  34. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    @34 best comment

  35. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    @30 and @25:
    The Atlantic would be on the left if you were looking to the south. Dipshits.
    ~Amerigo Vespucci

  36. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 8:33 PM
  37. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 8:34 PM
  38. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    I’d hit her then and I’d hit her now. Lube that old snapper up and give her the kosher saseege.

  39. Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    what a coincidence!!
    I just applied lotion to Bern”s back
    -Barney

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