• 03 Dec 2009 at 10:10 AM

Starting A List

By Bess Levin

benbernanke.jpgOf Senators who are under the impression that The Beard’s last name is ‘Ber-na-ke’. Obviously this will be added to throughout the day.
* Sen. Richard Shelby
* Sen. Chris Dodd (really?)


* Sen. Daniel Akaka

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    BB: They think I’m Mexican.
    TG: You’re not mexican?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Not to hate on the south, but shelby sounds like he had a serious stroke.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    @2 he sounds like Cleveland from FG.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    It’s better to pronounce it with a lisp.
    Barney

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    UBS Sucks

  6. 6
    Posted by pfluger | December 3, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    I pwonounce Bernanke’s name pwoperwy. For some weason, I have no pwobwem with my wisp when I say Bernanke.
    - Charlie Rangel, Chairman, House Financial Services Committee; Junior Partner, Rainbow Male Escort Service, Washington

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    @5, have some discipline.

  8. 8
    Posted by merkin capital partners | December 3, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Who is speaking now? I can’t hear Bernanke over his phlegm induced death rattle.

  9. 9
    Posted by Maxine | December 3, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Bernake works for Goldsack!

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Beard needs to merge with Bald in order to survive.

  11. 11
    Posted by Investorcluzo | December 3, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    did he just say something about plowing somebody? dirty a$$ old man…

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Leave Barney alone. He has a cock in the mouth…hard to pronounce his “n’”.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Bern-a-ke??
    Bern-a-ke??
    That guy owes me ten bucks!

  14. 14
    Posted by CoveredLong | December 3, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    This just in, Ben Bernake loves Banaas and Bukkae…at least that’s what he told Michael Dukais.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Why are Mexicans always so short?

  16. 16
    Posted by Too big to fail | December 3, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Bunning just called Bernanke, Greenspan.
    He also referred to his last opponnet as “one of Hussein’s sons”

  17. 17
    Posted by Too big to fail | December 3, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Bunning just called Bernanke, Greenspan.
    He also referred to his last opponnet as “one of Hussein’s sons”

  18. 18
    Posted by Too big to fail | December 3, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Bunning just called Bernanke, Greenspan.
    He also referred to his last opponnet as “one of Hussein’s sons”

  19. 19
    Posted by Too big to fail | December 3, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Bunning just called Bernanke, Greenspan.
    He also referred to his last opponnet as “one of Hussein’s sons”

  20. 20
    Posted by Too big to fail | December 3, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Bunning just called Bernanke, Greenspan.
    He also referred to his last opponnet as “one of Hussein’s sons”

  21. 21
    Posted by Too big to fail | December 3, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Bunning just called Bernanke, Greenspan.
    He also referred to his last opponnet as “one of Hussein’s sons”

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    15-
    http://www.westword.com/content/result/section:206123/column:230426

  23. 23
    Posted by merkin capital partners | December 3, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    Hey autism, stop clicking Post.

  24. 24
    Posted by CoveredLong | December 3, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    @16 – Haha
    @17 – Oh no he di-int!
    @18 – Talk about putting his foot in his mouth…am I right?
    @19/20/21 – A triple post…come on, really?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | December 3, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    “Good afternoon Chairman Bernanskie”
    -Akaki (Hawaii)
    Sounded like he was a polish not asian

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