Good night, sweet prince.They did it! With two whole weeks to spare, Bank of America’s fractious, barely-functional board of directors managed to hire a CEO. Congratulations, Brian Moynihan, on being handed the Worst Job on Wall Street in the great “don’t pick me” sweepstakes.
But now is not the time to discuss the unanimous selection–through gritted teeth, we must imagine–of one of the only guys who wanted the job and of one of the guys the board desperately didn’t want to hire. That could not have been made more clear. While Moynihan and other insiders–condolences, Greg Curl, and best of luck finding another dysfunctional bank to work at–threw themselves at the board, hoping for a little action, the board held out for something sexier. Well, 4 A.M. came before she did, I guess.
No, friends, now is a time to reflect upon the tenure of the inimitable Ken Lewis and to weep for his loved one, Dick Bové. Unlikely as this seemed just a few weeks ago, the Kenster will actually be taking a bow at the end of the year. Certainly, the Moynihan era promises a great deal of fun at the expense of BofA, but we won’t see the likes of Ken Lewis around these parts any time soon.
BofA Taps Moynihan as CEO [WSJ]
Time to f%^& the BofA bankers on pay again.
Time to f%^& the BofA bankers on pay again.
All your bankers are belong to us.
-Vikram ‘Way the eff out of your league Brian’ PANDIT
All your bankers are belong to us.
-Vikram ‘Way the eff out of your league Brian’ PANDIT
BOA is now officially afflicted with The Curse of the Irish.
BOA is now officially afflicted with The Curse of the Irish.
Brian, your new delta tau chi name is… Bowel Movement.
Why bowel movement.
Why not.
Brian, your new delta tau chi name is… Bowel Movement.
Why bowel movement.
Why not.
Brian, your new delta tau chi name is… Bowel Movement.
Why bowel movement.
Why not.
@ 3, I’ll have you know that that is a myth.
- Sean Connery
@ 3, I’ll have you know that that is a myth.
- Sean Connery
@ 3, I’ll have you know that that is a myth.
- Sean Connery
Brian, your new delta tau chi name is… Bowel Movement.
Why bowel movement.
Why not.
@ 3, I’ll have you know that that is a myth.
- Sean Connery
how did chaz not break this?
how did chaz not break this?
how did chaz not break this?
how did chaz not break this?
this twerp ran columbia management at BofA.. that turned out to be a real jewel. sell.
this twerp ran columbia management at BofA.. that turned out to be a real jewel. sell.
this twerp ran columbia management at BofA.. that turned out to be a real jewel. sell.
this twerp ran columbia management at BofA.. that turned out to be a real jewel. sell.
What does Ms. Bove have to say about this travesty? Moving from the filet to the two day old hamburger can’t be good
What does Ms. Bove have to say about this travesty? Moving from the filet to the two day old hamburger can’t be good
What does Ms. Bove have to say about this travesty? Moving from the filet to the two day old hamburger can’t be good
@3 – I’ll also have you know that the penis mightier than the sword.
-Sean Connery
@3 – I’ll also have you know that the penis mightier than the sword.
-Sean Connery
@3 – I’ll also have you know that the penis mightier than the sword.
-Sean Connery
What does Ms. Bove have to say about this travesty? Moving from the filet to the two day old hamburger can’t be good
@3 – I’ll also have you know that the penis mightier than the sword.
-Sean Connery
I, for one, would enjoy hearing Anal_yst’s various musings on this topic.
I, for one, would enjoy hearing Anal_yst’s various musings on this topic.
I, for one, would enjoy hearing Anal_yst’s various musings on this topic.
I, for one, would enjoy hearing Anal_yst’s various musings on this topic.
@5…
B.H.O.: “Tim…what is the worst bank in this country?”
Tim G.: “It’s really difficult to say, sir. They’re all outstanding in their own way.”
@5…
B.H.O.: “Tim…what is the worst bank in this country?”
Tim G.: “It’s really difficult to say, sir. They’re all outstanding in their own way.”
@5…
B.H.O.: “Tim…what is the worst bank in this country?”
Tim G.: “It’s really difficult to say, sir. They’re all outstanding in their own way.”
@5…
B.H.O.: “Tim…what is the worst bank in this country?”
Tim G.: “It’s really difficult to say, sir. They’re all outstanding in their own way.”
@8 shorting BofA is always a risky proposition.
It’s much, much safer to short Citi.
@8 shorting BofA is always a risky proposition.
It’s much, much safer to short Citi.
@8 shorting BofA is always a risky proposition.
It’s much, much safer to short Citi.
@8 shorting BofA is always a risky proposition.
It’s much, much safer to short Citi.
@11
What’s your major malfunction, soldier?
@11
What’s your major malfunction, soldier?
@11
What’s your major malfunction, soldier?
@14 – I think he (she) wants to know your thoughts on this topic.
not 11
@14 – I think he (she) wants to know your thoughts on this topic.
not 11
@14 – I think he (she) wants to know your thoughts on this topic.
not 11
@Anal – you have a secret admirer… that’s so sweet. Hope she’s pretty, for your sake.
@Anal – you have a secret admirer… that’s so sweet. Hope she’s pretty, for your sake.
@Anal – you have a secret admirer… that’s so sweet. Hope she’s pretty, for your sake.
@Anal – you have a secret admirer… that’s so sweet. Hope she’s pretty, for your sake.
@Anal – you have a secret admirer… that’s so sweet. Hope she’s pretty, for your sake.
@Anal – you have a secret admirer… that’s so sweet. Hope she’s pretty, for your sake.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
Note to self to become CEO of a bank I must start buying my ties from Macys.
@ Tax Chick
Considering all of those comments are coming from the same person I fear its more stalker than secret admirer, although if its a she (a real she) and she’s hot, I may be ok with it.
@ Tax Chick
Considering all of those comments are coming from the same person I fear its more stalker than secret admirer, although if its a she (a real she) and she’s hot, I may be ok with it.
@ Tax Chick
Considering all of those comments are coming from the same person I fear its more stalker than secret admirer, although if its a she (a real she) and she’s hot, I may be ok with it.
@ Tax Chick
Considering all of those comments are coming from the same person I fear its more stalker than secret admirer, although if its a she (a real she) and she’s hot, I may be ok with it.
@ Tax Chick
Considering all of those comments are coming from the same person I fear its more stalker than secret admirer, although if its a she (a real she) and she’s hot, I may be ok with it.
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
When did Sean Connery become Irish?
Suck it, Trebek, you filthy Canuck!
Sean
Suck it, Trebek, you filthy Canuck!
Sean
Suck it, Trebek, you filthy Canuck!
Sean
Suck it, Trebek, you filthy Canuck!
Sean
Suck it, Trebek, you filthy Canuck!
Sean
Suck it, Trebek, you filthy Canuck!
Sean
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@19 what’s the difference? Irish Scottish, they both drink a lot and have funny accents…sounds pretty much the same to me.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
@10/Covered:
I thought Sean Connery was a Scotsman.
But the Curse can apparently affect non-Irish too. Even jews, such as BM, have been reportedly benn afflicted by this horrid curse.
Brian Moynihan is a shitheel.
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
The money graf?
“He has to look over at Gifford (a BofA board) member looking for approval to answer the questions. He has to be in the same league now as Jamie Dimon. I don’t know if he’s there yet. I don’t know if he’s even in the same league as Vikram Pandit.””
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
Is anyone watching the BofA press event? Not inspiring.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
@ 21- Are you an idiot? There is a big difference in accents. Its like saying the British accent and the Australian accent sound the same. They are both under the queen.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
Australian accent is so much drurier!
Not A. D.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.
@26 Not an idiot…Yes I know there is a big difference. I didn’t say same accent, I said funny accent. It was a joke. Like what’s the difference between you and a bum on the side of the road? Who cares, they’re both people I don’t give a shit about. Ease off the coffee tiger.