Eliot Ness recently had a chat with Interview magazine (he also had his picture taken, at left. Don’t worry, the other one is after the jump for those of you who need a fix). On the topic of shame, the noted hooker fucker said he’s seen it “from every side.” When asked what his biggest mistake has been, he coyly answered “I think the answer to that question is pretty obvious now” (it’s not! Was it the socks during sex? Not even asking if you could wear a Scream mask when doing her from behind? ANSWER THE QUESTION). And as for the Wall Street Journal? While their chest hair and cankle coverage is commendable, they could stand to improve in some other areas.
“I don’t think The Wall Street Journal has the foggiest idea of what capitalism is all about. They don’t understand what markets are and how they work. I believe that for markets to work, you need a government that brings enforcement actions and sets parameters the way we were trying to when I was AG. It was part of a much more nuanced argument that I was trying to make when I was governor about what government should do. But populism, which is driven by anger, isn’t going to get us to the point where we actually create jobs or wealth for people. It’s a visceral response. What we need is a more sophisticated understanding of how the economy really works-and the caricature that’s put forth on The Wall Street Journal‘s editorial page is just as wrong as the one put forth by the angry populists.”
Eliot Spitzer: ‘I Don’t Think The Wall Street Journal Has the Foggiest Idea of What Capitalism Is All About’ [Daily Intel]
Eliot Spitzer [Interview Magazine]
“So you take each thumb and rub a hooker’s nipple, like so….”
I agree. The Journal’s editorial board continually amazes even me about how dumb they are.
~Former Lehman Quant
Stick your thumbs in my ass!!
@2 I missed you.
Those sunglasses never get old.
And yet, through it all, Spitzer has remained one of the most sharp-eyed analysts on the topic of how to save this endangered beast of an economy. If that’s your thing, of course. We really do need to become more French in our thinking. To wit, where a man puts his dick isn’t nearly as important as the content of his mind.
I want to fuck his mind.
Bawney
Those hips dont lie
Those hips dont lie
Great headline … and does that include Uncle Rupie?
Sublime hypocracy as always, E. While one may quibble with the Journal’s editorial viewpoint on the markets (I for one think they get it right most of the time), at least it is a voice based upon consistent principals, cleary articulated.
E, on the other hand is a highly amitious, well-born pol who got busted for a crime for which he vigorously prosecuted others. He then threw his best friend (who happens to be a friend of mine) under a very heavy, rapidly-moving bus. Trust me, George Fox got burned bad and for no reason.
Now he joins the ranks of former famous felons who have designated themselves philosophers at large for the rest of us chumps. This is indeed a great country.
7,
Not bad.
What has two thumbs and likes hookers?
Bess,
You get me… You really do.
*ahem*
those tits never get old
it moved
that’s about a 20 roper
Here’s your new “Head” of BAC!
Her pussy looks pretty baggy. I guess thats collateral damage in her line of work.
Labia minora needs to merge with labia majora in order to survive.
/ht NS
fake tits and a blown-out snatch.
wrapped around a reputation only a mother could love.
@ 20 = Rachel Uchitel
@LA I bet when she queefs it sounds like a horse’s neigh and smells worse.
Yes, thank God for Tiger.
@18/19/20- maybe you’re being overly sensitive about large vaginas on account of your tiny dicks?
@16/ED
she looks so sensy
@24 aaaannnnd? Whats you point? The only way to deal with your own insecurities is to point out the insecurities of others. over and over and over.
24 = Sheryl “Wizard Sleeves” Weinstein.
24,
Oh hey, there was a Mickey Mantle ball, his 500th home run, right over there, and it’s missing. Have you seen it?
@12 Thank you, Mark Klein MD, for that supreme insight.
ugh we have our company xmas party tonight
@30 and?
@30 Hula Hanks afterparty?
What has two thumbs and enjoys having a webcam up their ass?
@24
perhaps Im making a point about Mr Hooker-fuckers stained sheet reputation.
now, go put a gallon of witch hazel on your twat sweetheart.
@32 SAC’s isn’t tonight, if that’s what you were thinking. But yes, I’m sure some of my colleagues will end up there.
@30/35 thanks for that, when is the SAC party? -31
Do you think Ashley Dupre was ever called in by the IRS for an audit, you know, just because?
“Not even asking if you could wear a Scream mask when doing her from behind?”
Goddamnit Bess! You always know what to say! Think I’m gonna fire my urologist now.
@24: Right on! (And the rest of you just keep on proving the point.)
@39 There’s always anal?
@12. When your right, your right.
what’s with wearing a manwatch on a boat ?