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Who Said It?

“I’ve got a driver’s license, my American Express card, a debit card, a Jos. [A.] Bank card where I get my suits, I have a health insurance card. And then I have a variety of other cards, phone numbers, United Airlines, frequent flyer. And I have $45…$75…$85. I’m all set.”


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  1. guest says:

    Jeff Spicoli?
    no, too long, all he needs are some tasty waves, a cool beer, and he's fine…

  2. guest says:

    My guess would have been Spitzer, but that kind of cash won't get him a BJ under the Brooklyn Bridge, even in this economy.

  3. guest says:

    Time's 2009 Person of the Year?
    $85 is a LOT of cash, BTW.
    -Vik P.

  4. the gorilla says:

    That's definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn't bail us out!

  5. guest says:

    Ping Jiang

  6. guest says:

    Ben Bernanke
    -Lehman Quantjock

  7. guest says:

    Dick Fuld, judging by the picture.

  8. guest says:

    Dylan Ratigan, who is dreamy.

  9. guest says:

    Meredith Whitney

  10. guest says:

    Kenny boy… after dropping a couple Gs at the Singlet's annual texas hold-em game.
    Jos A Banks… awful

  11. guest says:

    @7. It's not Buffet. He would have a Sears card, not an AmEx.

  12. Anal_yst says:

    I woulda said Geithner, but I fear he's a Men's Warehouse sorta guy

  13. guest says:

    Jos A Bank…I used to get blazers there when I was 14.

  14. guest says:

    Who flies United?

  15. Puff Daddy says:

    I said the same thing like three weeks ago.

  16. guest says:

    JD who carries the Jos. A Bank card to pander to the plebs and the pres.

  17. guest says:

    We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, we're wearing sunglasses…and it's dark
    –Elin and the kids leaving Fla.

  18. guest says:

    $85?… must be a kid in high school.

  19. guest says:

    Buffet does NOT carry health insurance. He's got AMEX for that.

  20. guest says:

    Patrick Bateman said it.

  21. guest says:

    Berns as he is asked to surrender his personal belongings upon arrival at Butner

  22. guest says:

    I still have a store credit from Syms, do you think Jos Banks would accept the credit?
    – Jr account opener…err sorry i mean boutique investment banker

  23. guest says:

    The questions is: all set for what?

  24. guest says:

    men's warehouse is the new killing it

  25. guest says:

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy's packing, it has to be CG, without question

  26. guest says:

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  27. guest says:

    joey banks ain't got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  28. guest says:

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  29. guest says:

    Helicopter Ben. He fails to mention that all that cash is in singles.

  30. guest says:

    Anal_yst said it.

  31. guest says:

    The big money's in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  32. guest says:

    Lenny, how's it shakin?

  33. guest says:

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  34. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  35. guest says:

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  36. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  37. guest says:

    That's one hairy hand!

  38. guest says:

    Ben Bernanke

  39. guest says:

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can't believe that Obama prefers Tim's suits to mine.

  40. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  41. guest says:

    Lenny Dykstra

  42. guest says:

    Jeff Spicoli?
    no, too long, all he needs are some tasty waves, a cool beer, and he’s fine…

  43. guest says:

    My guess would have been Spitzer, but that kind of cash won’t get him a BJ under the Brooklyn Bridge, even in this economy.

  44. guest says:

    Time’s 2009 Person of the Year?
    $85 is a LOT of cash, BTW.
    -Vik P.

  45. the gorilla says:

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  46. the gorilla says:

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  47. the gorilla says:

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  48. guest says:

    Ping Jiang

  49. the gorilla says:

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  50. the gorilla says:

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  51. guest says:

    Ben Bernanke
    -Lehman Quantjock

  52. guest says:

    Ben Bernanke
    -Lehman Quantjock

  53. guest says:

    Dick Fuld, judging by the picture.

  54. guest says:

    Dick Fuld, judging by the picture.

  55. guest says:

    Dylan Ratigan, who is dreamy.

  56. guest says:

    Dylan Ratigan, who is dreamy.

  57. guest says:

    Helicopter Ben. He fails to mention that all that cash is in singles.

  58. guest says:

    Helicopter Ben. He fails to mention that all that cash is in singles.

  59. guest says:

    Meredith Whitney

  60. guest says:

    Kenny boy… after dropping a couple Gs at the Singlet’s annual texas hold-em game.
    Jos A Banks… awful

  61. guest says:

    Kenny boy… after dropping a couple Gs at the Singlet’s annual texas hold-em game.
    Jos A Banks… awful

  62. guest says:

    Meredith Whitney

  63. guest says:

    @7. It’s not Buffet. He would have a Sears card, not an AmEx.

  64. guest says:

    @7. It’s not Buffet. He would have a Sears card, not an AmEx.

  65. Anal_yst says:

    I woulda said Geithner, but I fear he’s a Men’s Warehouse sorta guy

  66. guest says:

    Jos A Bank…I used to get blazers there when I was 14.

  67. guest says:

    Who flies United?

  68. Puff Daddy says:

    I said the same thing like three weeks ago.

  69. Puff Daddy says:

    I said the same thing like three weeks ago.

  70. guest says:

    JD who carries the Jos. A Bank card to pander to the plebs and the pres.

  71. guest says:

    Lenny, how’s it shakin?

  72. guest says:

    Lenny, how’s it shakin?

  73. guest says:

    We’ve got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, we’re wearing sunglasses…and it’s dark
    –Elin and the kids leaving Fla.

  74. guest says:

    We’ve got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, we’re wearing sunglasses…and it’s dark
    –Elin and the kids leaving Fla.

  75. guest says:

    $85?… must be a kid in high school.

  76. guest says:

    $85?… must be a kid in high school.

  77. guest says:

    Buffet does NOT carry health insurance. He’s got AMEX for that.

  78. guest says:

    Buffet does NOT carry health insurance. He’s got AMEX for that.

  79. guest says:

    Patrick Bateman said it.

  80. guest says:

    Berns as he is asked to surrender his personal belongings upon arrival at Butner

  81. guest says:

    Patrick Bateman said it.

  82. guest says:

    Berns as he is asked to surrender his personal belongings upon arrival at Butner

  83. guest says:

    I still have a store credit from Syms, do you think Jos Banks would accept the credit?
    – Jr account opener…err sorry i mean boutique investment banker

  84. guest says:

    I still have a store credit from Syms, do you think Jos Banks would accept the credit?
    – Jr account opener…err sorry i mean boutique investment banker

  85. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand "Max-Rib" in there with a reservoir tip.

  86. guest says:

    The questions is: all set for what?

  87. guest says:

    The questions is: all set for what?

  88. guest says:

    The questions is: all set for what?

  89. guest says:

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  90. guest says:

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  91. guest says:

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  92. guest says:

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  93. guest says:

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy’s packing, it has to be CG, without question

  94. guest says:

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy’s packing, it has to be CG, without question

  95. guest says:

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy’s packing, it has to be CG, without question

  96. guest says:

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  97. guest says:

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  98. guest says:

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  99. guest says:

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  100. guest says:

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  101. guest says:

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  102. guest says:

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  103. guest says:

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  104. guest says:

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  105. guest says:

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  106. guest says:

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  107. guest says:

    Anal_yst said it.

  108. guest says:

    Anal_yst said it.

  109. guest says:

    Anal_yst said it.

  110. guest says:

    Anal_yst said it.

  111. guest says:

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  112. guest says:

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  113. guest says:

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  114. guest says:

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  115. guest says:

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  116. guest says:

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  117. guest says:

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  118. guest says:

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  119. guest says:

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  120. guest says:

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  121. guest says:

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  122. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  123. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  124. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  125. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  126. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  127. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  128. Chazzy says:

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  129. guest says:

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  130. guest says:

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  131. guest says:

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  132. guest says:

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  133. guest says:

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  134. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  135. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  136. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  137. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  138. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  139. trojan says:

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  140. guest says:

    That’s one hairy hand!

  141. guest says:

    That’s one hairy hand!

  142. guest says:

    That’s one hairy hand!

  143. guest says:

    Ben Bernanke

  144. guest says:

    Ben Bernanke

  145. guest says:

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  146. guest says:

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  147. guest says:

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  148. guest says:

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  149. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  150. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  151. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  152. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  153. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  154. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  155. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  156. guest says:

    Leon Spinks?

  157. guest says:

    Lenny Dykstra

  158. guest says:

    Lenny Dykstra

  159. guest says:

    Lenny Dykstra

  160. guest says:

    Lenny Dykstra

  161. guest says:

    Lenny Dykstra

  162. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  163. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  164. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  165. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  166. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  167. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  168. guest says:

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  169. Unemployed Guest says:

    Good enough- he sexually harassed me a few years ago-expect a call from my attorney

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