• 16 Dec 2009 at 12:00 PM

Who Said It?

“I’ve got a driver’s license, my American Express card, a debit card, a Jos. [A.] Bank card where I get my suits, I have a health insurance card. And then I have a variety of other cards, phone numbers, United Airlines, frequent flyer. And I have $45…$75…$85. I’m all set.”


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Comments (172)

  1. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    Jeff Spicoli?
    no, too long, all he needs are some tasty waves, a cool beer, and he's fine…

  2. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    My guess would have been Spitzer, but that kind of cash won't get him a BJ under the Brooklyn Bridge, even in this economy.

  3. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    Time's 2009 Person of the Year?
    $85 is a LOT of cash, BTW.
    -Vik P.

  4. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    Ping Jiang

  5. Posted by the gorilla | December 16, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    That's definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn't bail us out!

  6. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Ben Bernanke
    -Lehman Quantjock

  7. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    Dick Fuld, judging by the picture.

  8. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    Dylan Ratigan, who is dreamy.

  9. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Helicopter Ben. He fails to mention that all that cash is in singles.

  10. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    Meredith Whitney

  11. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    Kenny boy… after dropping a couple Gs at the Singlet's annual texas hold-em game.
    Jos A Banks… awful

  12. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:28 AM
  13. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:34 AM

    @7. It's not Buffet. He would have a Sears card, not an AmEx.

  14. Posted by Anal_yst | December 16, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    I woulda said Geithner, but I fear he's a Men's Warehouse sorta guy

  15. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    Jos A Bank…I used to get blazers there when I was 14.

  16. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Who flies United?

  17. Posted by Puff Daddy | December 16, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    I said the same thing like three weeks ago.

  18. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    JD who carries the Jos. A Bank card to pander to the plebs and the pres.

  19. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    Lenny, how's it shakin?

  20. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, we're wearing sunglasses…and it's dark
    –Elin and the kids leaving Fla.

  21. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    $85?… must be a kid in high school.

  22. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Buffet does NOT carry health insurance. He's got AMEX for that.

  23. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Patrick Bateman said it.

  24. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Berns as he is asked to surrender his personal belongings upon arrival at Butner

  25. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    I still have a store credit from Syms, do you think Jos Banks would accept the credit?
    - Jr account opener…err sorry i mean boutique investment banker

  26. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    The questions is: all set for what?

  27. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    men's warehouse is the new killing it

  28. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy's packing, it has to be CG, without question

  29. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  30. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    joey banks ain't got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  31. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  32. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    Anal_yst said it.

  33. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    The big money's in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  34. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  35. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  36. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  37. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  38. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    That's one hairy hand!

  39. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Ben Bernanke

  40. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can't believe that Obama prefers Tim's suits to mine.

  41. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Leon Spinks?

  42. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Lenny Dykstra

  43. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Jeff Spicoli?
    no, too long, all he needs are some tasty waves, a cool beer, and he’s fine…

  44. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    My guess would have been Spitzer, but that kind of cash won’t get him a BJ under the Brooklyn Bridge, even in this economy.

  45. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Time’s 2009 Person of the Year?
    $85 is a LOT of cash, BTW.
    -Vik P.

  46. Posted by the gorilla | December 16, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  47. Posted by the gorilla | December 16, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  48. Posted by the gorilla | December 16, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  49. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    Ping Jiang

  50. Posted by the gorilla | December 16, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  51. Posted by the gorilla | December 16, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    That’s definitely Warren Buffett. I remember that was his reason as to why he couldn’t bail us out!

  52. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Ben Bernanke
    -Lehman Quantjock

  53. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    Ben Bernanke
    -Lehman Quantjock

  54. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Dick Fuld, judging by the picture.

  55. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    Dick Fuld, judging by the picture.

  56. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Dylan Ratigan, who is dreamy.

  57. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    Dylan Ratigan, who is dreamy.

  58. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    Helicopter Ben. He fails to mention that all that cash is in singles.

  59. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    Helicopter Ben. He fails to mention that all that cash is in singles.

  60. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Meredith Whitney

  61. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Kenny boy… after dropping a couple Gs at the Singlet’s annual texas hold-em game.
    Jos A Banks… awful

  62. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Kenny boy… after dropping a couple Gs at the Singlet’s annual texas hold-em game.
    Jos A Banks… awful

  63. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Meredith Whitney

  64. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:28 PM
  65. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:28 PM
  66. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    @7. It’s not Buffet. He would have a Sears card, not an AmEx.

  67. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    @7. It’s not Buffet. He would have a Sears card, not an AmEx.

  68. Posted by Anal_yst | December 16, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    I woulda said Geithner, but I fear he’s a Men’s Warehouse sorta guy

  69. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    Jos A Bank…I used to get blazers there when I was 14.

  70. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    Who flies United?

  71. Posted by Puff Daddy | December 16, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    I said the same thing like three weeks ago.

  72. Posted by Puff Daddy | December 16, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    I said the same thing like three weeks ago.

  73. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    JD who carries the Jos. A Bank card to pander to the plebs and the pres.

  74. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Lenny, how’s it shakin?

  75. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Lenny, how’s it shakin?

  76. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    We’ve got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, we’re wearing sunglasses…and it’s dark
    –Elin and the kids leaving Fla.

  77. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    We’ve got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, we’re wearing sunglasses…and it’s dark
    –Elin and the kids leaving Fla.

  78. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    $85?… must be a kid in high school.

  79. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    $85?… must be a kid in high school.

  80. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    Buffet does NOT carry health insurance. He’s got AMEX for that.

  81. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    Buffet does NOT carry health insurance. He’s got AMEX for that.

  82. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    Patrick Bateman said it.

  83. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    Berns as he is asked to surrender his personal belongings upon arrival at Butner

  84. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    Patrick Bateman said it.

  85. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    Berns as he is asked to surrender his personal belongings upon arrival at Butner

  86. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    I still have a store credit from Syms, do you think Jos Banks would accept the credit?
    - Jr account opener…err sorry i mean boutique investment banker

  87. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    I still have a store credit from Syms, do you think Jos Banks would accept the credit?
    - Jr account opener…err sorry i mean boutique investment banker

  88. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand "Max-Rib" in there with a reservoir tip.

  89. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    The questions is: all set for what?

  90. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    The questions is: all set for what?

  91. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    The questions is: all set for what?

  92. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  93. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  94. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  95. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    men’s warehouse is the new killing it

  96. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy’s packing, it has to be CG, without question

  97. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy’s packing, it has to be CG, without question

  98. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    shocked no one suggested this yet, but judging by the cut of his suits, love of flying from Newark (just so fucking convenient, knowhatimsayin?)and the travelling wallet rolodex it looks like that guy’s packing, it has to be CG, without question

  99. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  100. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  101. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  102. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Dennis Kneale – right before heading out to the pound-my-ass convention.

  103. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  104. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  105. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  106. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    joey banks ain’t got nuthin on Botany 500
    -Richard Dawson

  107. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  108. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  109. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    Nah, Dickie Fuld.

  110. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    Anal_yst said it.

  111. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    Anal_yst said it.

  112. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    Anal_yst said it.

  113. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Anal_yst said it.

  114. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  115. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  116. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  117. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  118. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  119. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    The big money’s in the sax.
    -The Beard, sans Bald

  120. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  121. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  122. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  123. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  124. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    I said it.
    -Shia LaBeouf

  125. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  126. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  127. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  128. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  129. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  130. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 6:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  131. Posted by Chazzy | December 16, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    Its me okay? Wanna make somethin of it? You lookin at me? You wanna piece of me?

  132. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  133. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  134. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  135. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  136. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    I used to work at lehman fresh off an MBA in sales and trading and now I work as a financial consultant nowhere near NYC. Sadly, it was me that said that.

  137. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  138. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  139. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  140. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  141. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  142. Posted by trojan | December 16, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    -George Clooney
    The Air Up There

  143. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    That’s one hairy hand!

  144. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    That’s one hairy hand!

  145. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    That’s one hairy hand!

  146. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    Ben Bernanke

  147. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Ben Bernanke

  148. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  149. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  150. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  151. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    Obama: That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
    Bernanke: I can’t believe that Obama prefers Tim’s suits to mine.

  152. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  153. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  154. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  155. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  156. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  157. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  158. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  159. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    Leon Spinks?

  160. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Lenny Dykstra

  161. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Lenny Dykstra

  162. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Lenny Dykstra

  163. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Lenny Dykstra

  164. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Lenny Dykstra

  165. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  166. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  167. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  168. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  169. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  170. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  171. Posted by guest | December 16, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    I see a Trojan brand “Max-Rib” in there with a reservoir tip.

  172. Posted by Unemployed Guest | September 24, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    Good enough- he sexually harassed me a few years ago-expect a call from my attorney

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