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1. 1
   Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 1:58 PM

   “Can you ever really own a horse?”

2. 2
   Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 1:58 PM

   Shouldn’t he be performing at the Acropolis?

3. 3
   Posted by Anal_yst | December 14, 2009 at 1:59 PM

   I can’t decide who has the more disgusting necktie…

4. 4
   Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 1:59 PM

   Both of them, at the same time:
   “Shouldn’t you be building something in Dubai?”

5. 5
   Posted by pfluger | December 14, 2009 at 2:02 PM

   The Prince has a nice tie clip on.

6. 6
   Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:02 PM

   100% DEALBREAKER!
   I luv it.

7. 7
   Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:04 PM

   business in the front, zen garden in the back

8. 8
   Posted by pfluger | December 14, 2009 at 2:04 PM

   I can’t believe I missed it: the Prince brought his Louisville Slugger with him, just in case. Its right behind him.
   This Obama-business has thrown me off my game today….

9. 9
   Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:05 PM

   It is velly, velly deefecult to maintain dis smile when it smells ever so faintly of curry.

10. 10
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    It is too bad we cannot see a bit lower in th epicture. Based on their arm positions, i believe both are stroking gently

11. 11
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Pandit: “So that’s how a one armed man counts his change!!!!”

12. 12
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Vikram: Really? You don’t strike me as the manscaping type.
    PA: His royal highness is a trailblazer in his land

13. 13
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Vik:…and then I unloaded $3.5 billion of “tangible equity units.”
    Prince Weed: No shit?

14. 14
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    “You’ll have to give me a blow job if you want to pay back that TARP.”

15. 15
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    “Perhaps you should become an artist. You get to wear old clothes all the time, and, if you don’t wanna talk to somebody, you just say to them, ‘Hey, I don’t feel like talking to you now, I’m an artist’.”

16. 16
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Pandito: “No shit??? You’re really Andy Hall with a fake mustache and wig???”

17. 17
    Posted by pfluger | December 14, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Vik: So what’s your favorite movie?
    Prince: The Untouchables, with your American Robert DeNiro.
    Vik: Yeah, DeNiro was big on teamwork!
    Prince: It’s very important to me, this “teamwork.”
    Vik: That’s a nice bat, Prince.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc9zF8G2Pvc

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    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    Prince ‘Weed: Remember Knight Rider?
    Vikram: Tremendous show.

19. 19
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    See Vicki! Look…You look at me straight on…Business! Business in front! Now I turn around…

20. 20
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    “Please, tell your mustache to stop staring at me.”
    -Pandy

21. 21
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    The Saudis may not let him back into the country if they get a look at that nose. Do touch-up photoshoppers not accept Shitibank shares in lieu of cash?

22. 22
    Posted by Anal_yst | December 14, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Touch my Tra-la-la, Vik, DO IT NOW, do it slow, do it, sexy…

23. 23
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Prince Weed: Can I peck you with my nose?
    Vik: Why don’t we just play sword with them?

24. 24
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Vikram: “You’d think with how much you could pay they would’ve done a better job on your nose”

25. 25
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | December 14, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    “Prince…your presence makes me feel very alone. Like a small child lost in the cosmetics department at Macy’s. Do you wish to strike me?”

26. 26
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Pandit: Wow…so I’m not the only one who Porky Pigs it at home on the weekends!

27. 27
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Vikram: Did you just queef?
    Princey: Yes, I queefed in your general direction.

28. 28
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Vikram to Prince:
    Youre going to look so regal in this pic

29. 29
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    I thought Pakistani’s and Indians hated each other? Why are they both smiling?

30. 30
    Posted by NakedShort | December 14, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    I didnt realize Gonzo the Muppet was such a huge Citigroup shareholder

31. 31
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    Prince: Does my nose look Jewish enough to be mistaken for Lloyd Blankfein?
    Vikula: Yes, but your massive uncircumsized schlong gives you away.

32. 32
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    So prince, is it true what they say about the size of a guy’s nose?
    It’s twuuuuu. Ohhh, it’s twuuuuuu!

33. 33
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Vik – So I told that bitch I was going to meet her at Phebe’s. I went to Dorrians instead.
    ‘Weed – SLUTS!

34. 34
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    Khazakstan is the great-
    est country in the world.
    All ooooooooo-
    ther countries,
    are run by lit-
    tle girls

35. 35
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    @ 33- There is no such thing as a Jewish nose. Get your facts straight.

36. 36
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    I have a Methodist nose.

37. 37
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Both: So are you white?

38. 38
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Maybe this vis a vis can turn into a menage e trois?
    - J. Paulson

39. 39
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    AT 39- What a dumb question to ask. What does your question have to to with what we are talking about.
    -37

40. 40
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    What is the difference between “brown nosing” and “ass kissing”?
    ~The Guy Who Tosses Softballs (Pardon the Expression)

41. 41
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @37 Examine your motives

42. 42
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    @ 43- Shut up. That line is a tad old. Get new material
    -37

43. 43
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Good day on Dealbreaker!
    Almost burst out laughing loud on the floor…whew- good save!

44. 44
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    42 seams like a pro.
    hemm this bitch.

45. 45
    Posted by guest | December 14, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    15, I thought, was a pretty good caption.
    -15