Shooting the shit at Citi [DealBook]
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“Can you ever really own a horse?”
Shouldn’t he be performing at the Acropolis?
I can’t decide who has the more disgusting necktie…
Both of them, at the same time:
“Shouldn’t you be building something in Dubai?”
The Prince has a nice tie clip on.
100% DEALBREAKER!
I luv it.
business in the front, zen garden in the back
I can’t believe I missed it: the Prince brought his Louisville Slugger with him, just in case. Its right behind him.
This Obama-business has thrown me off my game today….
It is velly, velly deefecult to maintain dis smile when it smells ever so faintly of curry.
It is too bad we cannot see a bit lower in th epicture. Based on their arm positions, i believe both are stroking gently
Pandit: “So that’s how a one armed man counts his change!!!!”
Vikram: Really? You don’t strike me as the manscaping type.
PA: His royal highness is a trailblazer in his land
Vik:…and then I unloaded $3.5 billion of “tangible equity units.”
Prince Weed: No shit?
“You’ll have to give me a blow job if you want to pay back that TARP.”
“Perhaps you should become an artist. You get to wear old clothes all the time, and, if you don’t wanna talk to somebody, you just say to them, ‘Hey, I don’t feel like talking to you now, I’m an artist’.”
Pandito: “No shit??? You’re really Andy Hall with a fake mustache and wig???”
Vik: So what’s your favorite movie?
Prince: The Untouchables, with your American Robert DeNiro.
Vik: Yeah, DeNiro was big on teamwork!
Prince: It’s very important to me, this “teamwork.”
Vik: That’s a nice bat, Prince.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc9zF8G2Pvc
Prince ‘Weed: Remember Knight Rider?
Vikram: Tremendous show.
See Vicki! Look…You look at me straight on…Business! Business in front! Now I turn around…
“Please, tell your mustache to stop staring at me.”
-Pandy
The Saudis may not let him back into the country if they get a look at that nose. Do touch-up photoshoppers not accept Shitibank shares in lieu of cash?
Touch my Tra-la-la, Vik, DO IT NOW, do it slow, do it, sexy…
Prince Weed: Can I peck you with my nose?
Vik: Why don’t we just play sword with them?
Vikram: “You’d think with how much you could pay they would’ve done a better job on your nose”
“Prince…your presence makes me feel very alone. Like a small child lost in the cosmetics department at Macy’s. Do you wish to strike me?”
Pandit: Wow…so I’m not the only one who Porky Pigs it at home on the weekends!
Vikram: Did you just queef?
Princey: Yes, I queefed in your general direction.
Vikram to Prince:
Youre going to look so regal in this pic
I thought Pakistani’s and Indians hated each other? Why are they both smiling?
I didnt realize Gonzo the Muppet was such a huge Citigroup shareholder
Prince: Does my nose look Jewish enough to be mistaken for Lloyd Blankfein?
Vikula: Yes, but your massive uncircumsized schlong gives you away.
So prince, is it true what they say about the size of a guy’s nose?
It’s twuuuuu. Ohhh, it’s twuuuuuu!
Vik – So I told that bitch I was going to meet her at Phebe’s. I went to Dorrians instead.
‘Weed – SLUTS!
Khazakstan is the great-
est country in the world.
All ooooooooo-
ther countries,
are run by lit-
tle girls
@ 33- There is no such thing as a Jewish nose. Get your facts straight.
I have a Methodist nose.
Both: So are you white?
Maybe this vis a vis can turn into a menage e trois?
- J. Paulson
AT 39- What a dumb question to ask. What does your question have to to with what we are talking about.
-37
What is the difference between “brown nosing” and “ass kissing”?
~The Guy Who Tosses Softballs (Pardon the Expression)
@37 Examine your motives
@ 43- Shut up. That line is a tad old. Get new material
-37
Good day on Dealbreaker!
Almost burst out laughing loud on the floor…whew- good save!
42 seams like a pro.
hemm this bitch.
15, I thought, was a pretty good caption.
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