• 26 Jan 2010 at 4:27 PM

A Modest Proposal

thisshouldbeyouvikram.jpgAs you’re more than likely aware, the World Economic Forum at Davos kicked off this week. Though Lloyd Blankfein and Jamie Dimon will sadly not be able to attend, Gary Cohn, John Mack, Vikram Pandit, Bob Diamond, Brady Dougan Brian Moynihan will all be there, in addition to Nouriel Roubini, who’s been known to add a certain je ne sais quoi* to most soirees, as well as his wingman, George Soros, and Dan Loeb, who arrived today. Obviously they’re all going to be expected to have some “serious talks” about “real solutions” for how we can make this global financial system thing work, have some sit-downs with Maria, play in the snow and what have you. But if I may, I’d like to offer that perhaps you should take this week as an opportunity to do something more important than all that. Like Dance. Dance, puppets, dance! Dance like nobody’s watching. Dance like Andrew Ross Sorkin’s not taking careful notes regarding who busted out the lawnmower (Vikram) and who got low (Soros). Dance like you’re on ecstasy. At the very least dance like Bill Gates. Promise me that.


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Bill Gates Parties At Sundance
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*Prosties.

Comments (28)

  1. Posted by Anal_yst | January 26, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    why is Bill Gates at party in a Frat basement?

  2. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    wtf kind of crack den is that

  3. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    @1 those chicks are hot, who cares.

  4. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Are Clickclack and Yimyam gonna be there?
    -guy who misses Clickclack and Yimyam

  5. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    Bad dancer = bad in bed. Trust me, I'm an expert.
    -Not Ashley Dupree but I did steal her panties from the Holiday Inn last night

  6. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    is that amy poehler in the second pic?

  7. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    KP ftw

  8. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    no, yes, yes, prolly, no, God no.

  9. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    @8 uh, there are only 4 ppl in each pic.

  10. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    [Vikram has taken ecstasy and is about to start dancing] Work, drugs!

  11. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    @8 the first "no" is Bill Gates, although on 2nd thought, he's got some moves and he could definitely afford me.

  12. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    I may never think of "je ne sais quoi" the same way again.

  13. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    Mr. DJ…Bill's having trouble with "YMCA". Do you mind changing to the "Bunny Hop"?

  14. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    I had a dream about this moment… When I was making love… to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here. And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch.
    –NR

  15. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    the security goon looks like he's having a helluva time.
    -guy who likes to spot security goons

  16. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:22 PM

    Mr. DJ…Bill's having trouble with "YMCA". Do you mind changing to the "Bunny Hop"?

  17. Posted by parappatherappa | January 26, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    big billy bumps is "rollin the dice" in pic 1, nice moves

  18. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    them wharton hos sure be ugly

  19. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    Wow…Bill is Sundancer, isn't he?

  20. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    Shit, I think all the hotties are at the Google party again.

  21. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    15 – That isn't a security guard it is just some guy that is enjoying some Keith Urban on his Zune.

  22. Posted by Investorcluzo | January 26, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    w.t.f? I bet billy hasn't seen that many tats since he was programming floor at microsoft…and what's with that move by the girl in the last pic with ski cap (spiderman?)
    -soulja boy

  23. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    If you fine lasses play your cards right, Ole Billy Boy might invite you back to his office. Give you the opportunity to turn his software into hardware, ifyaknowhadimean.
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/125277887_e1f20...

  24. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    I would pound the hell out of both Clickclack and Yimyam with the lights on and Bill Gates watching
    -guy who likes to pound things in the light with Bill Gates watching

  25. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    @24 love it.

  26. Posted by guest | January 27, 2010 at 3:53 AM

    Bess – did you mean play with Maria and sit in the snow?

  27. Posted by guest | January 27, 2010 at 4:20 AM

    @26 be more funny.

  28. Posted by NakedShort | January 27, 2010 at 4:36 AM

    time to evacuate the dance floor

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