Testicle bombers can apparently board planes freely despite being on terrorist watchlists and after having been reported to the CIA, but dammit, AIG emails will get a national security status.

U.S. securities regulators originally treated the New York Federal Reserve’s bid to keep secret many of the details of the American International Group bailout like a request to protect matters of national security, according to emails obtained by Reuters.
The SEC had also agreed that if it determined the document should not be made public, it would be stored “in a special area where national security related files are kept,” the lawyer wrote.

SEC mulled national security status for AIG details [Reuters]

Comments (9)

  1. Posted by guest | January 25, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Well of course. We can't have it getting out that Timmay is a fan of Dr. Fellatio too. Or his brown, rubber penis collection.

  2. Posted by guest | January 25, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    Fuckin' Cheney said my Burger King receipts from them visits me and Pat Robertson had were a matter of national security. And don't go huntin' with "Chain-dog" on those days that he kinda talks more out the side of his mouth.
    ~W

  3. Posted by BJ Slade | January 25, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    I'm sure they have "top men" working on it as we speak.

  4. Posted by american bandersnatc | January 25, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    @3 – Nice work. However, Shia destroyed that franchise just like he will destroy WS with MNS.

  5. Posted by guest | January 25, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    I drink crystal skull vodka

  6. Posted by guest | January 25, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    What time zone are you in YBizz? Is it 48 hrs behind EST?

  7. Posted by volatilitysmile | January 26, 2010 at 7:01 AM

    Loser, I drink vodka crystal skulls. Unless I fancy a ice-carved statue of a cherub to supply unrestricted vodka floe (experimented with live models and other liquids but seemed too odd, esp. liquid gold).

  8. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    Yael, you are a classy girl. Don't sully your reputation with trash humor.

  9. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    @8 wtf do you know about yael? weirdo.

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