I ask because the makers of the world’s first sex robot seem to think so. “Martha” is one of the five different personalities the inflatable lady friend comes with and describes herself as a care-giving, matriarchal woman who’s “been around the block” and has “seven years experience as a Cantor Fitzgerald bond trader and a lifetime of experience in eroticism.” (The other pre-programmed personalities include an under-18 year-old, Wild Wendy, who will be “more accommodating to you if you’re more ambitious about what you want to do, and S&M Susan. The Cadillac of sex robots– the Ping Jiang model– is slated for an early 2011 release, for those of you who couldn’t bring yourselves to ask.) Before any of you laying down some serious coin (and pipe), I want to get a consensus here as to whether or not this thing’s true to life. Still waiting on a comment from CF.
where the christ is the barcap doll? those are the biggest sluts on the street.
two words: lynn tilton.
I banged dat skank in da 90's.
-CG
There's a Cantor Fitzgerald? Is there an Archbishop Levine?
my doll's gonna be way prettier.
-andrea tong
wow- there is really an "under 18" character? like it's not creepy enough to begin with? wtf?
I once felched a nun's corpse with a guy from the CF desk. Damn good times man.
Do they have a HR Chick version?
-Bitchtern
@6 I see nothing wrong with this.
-jeff epstein
That guy designing a sex doll is like an English major designing the Hadron super-collider.
My boss is asking about the "page 3" streams.
7 FTW
Men don't understand why women have 43 bottles of soap, conditioner, lotion, bath beads, loofas, back brushes, and lit candles in a bathroom. Women don't understand why men try to create and live the dream of a female sex robot. That's what makes a market.
I'm waiting for the wideclops model!
Nothing but the best for me!!!
–VP
Does he design one with a twissler in her mouth?
LD
Looks just as real as their markets.
Two bond traders meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
i wove dis… is dhere won wif a penish? Maybe a hermaphrodite harwy?
- B. frank
Who lays out that kind of green for a talking sex doll? I thought the whole point of banging a doll was that she DIDN'T speak.
Pass.
@1 Nomura girls give them a run for their money.
Is there one with a Negro dialect?
-BHO
Jesus Christ! Right when i was starting to get comfortable with the fact that I found the cartoon alien in Avatar attractive…
HEY! That looks exactly like my wife!
- Howard Lutnick
Sorry Howard, that's Pat Troy.
@ 21, there is no place for that. examone your motives
I bought it from a Negro.
@25 so its ok for the majority leader to say but not me? Maybe you should examine your motives.
-21
Does it come with its own white board markers or are they extra?
Asian curious
Did anyone see the video to the end? WTF?!
why all these young hollywood stars ding?
Just stick with the RealDoll, ace.
@30 why wont Paris join them?
@ 32 = Tila Tequila
33= douche bag
i'd hit it
What's that nerd doing with Chrissie Hynde?