cantorfitzgeraldsexrobot.JPGI ask because the makers of the world’s first sex robot seem to think so. “Martha” is one of the five different personalities the inflatable lady friend comes with and describes herself as a care-giving, matriarchal woman who’s “been around the block” and has “seven years experience as a Cantor Fitzgerald bond trader and a lifetime of experience in eroticism.” (The other pre-programmed personalities include an under-18 year-old, Wild Wendy, who will be “more accommodating to you if you’re more ambitious about what you want to do, and S&M Susan. The Cadillac of sex robots– the Ping Jiang model– is slated for an early 2011 release, for those of you who couldn’t bring yourselves to ask.) Before any of you laying down some serious coin (and pipe), I want to get a consensus here as to whether or not this thing’s true to life. Still waiting on a comment from CF.


Comments (36)

  1. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:48 AM

    where the christ is the barcap doll? those are the biggest sluts on the street.

  2. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    two words: lynn tilton.

  3. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    I banged dat skank in da 90's.
    -CG

  4. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    There's a Cantor Fitzgerald? Is there an Archbishop Levine?

  5. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    my doll's gonna be way prettier.
    -andrea tong

  6. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    wow- there is really an "under 18" character? like it's not creepy enough to begin with? wtf?

  7. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    I once felched a nun's corpse with a guy from the CF desk. Damn good times man.

  8. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    Do they have a HR Chick version?
    -Bitchtern

  9. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    @6 I see nothing wrong with this.
    -jeff epstein

  10. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:04 AM

    That guy designing a sex doll is like an English major designing the Hadron super-collider.

  11. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:04 AM

    My boss is asking about the "page 3" streams.

  12. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:07 AM

    7 FTW

  13. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    Men don't understand why women have 43 bottles of soap, conditioner, lotion, bath beads, loofas, back brushes, and lit candles in a bathroom. Women don't understand why men try to create and live the dream of a female sex robot. That's what makes a market.

  14. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    I'm waiting for the wideclops model!
    Nothing but the best for me!!!
    –VP

  15. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:10 AM

    Does he design one with a twissler in her mouth?
    LD

  16. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:14 AM

    Looks just as real as their markets.

  17. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    Two bond traders meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
    "Hey, bud, how are ya?"
    "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
    "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
    "No way, how could that be?"
    "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
    "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
    "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
    So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
    The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!"

  18. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:17 AM

    i wove dis… is dhere won wif a penish? Maybe a hermaphrodite harwy?
    - B. frank

  19. Posted by Braverman | January 11, 2010 at 8:18 AM

    Who lays out that kind of green for a talking sex doll? I thought the whole point of banging a doll was that she DIDN'T speak.
    Pass.

  20. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:20 AM

    @1 Nomura girls give them a run for their money.

  21. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    Is there one with a Negro dialect?
    -BHO

  22. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:25 AM

    Jesus Christ! Right when i was starting to get comfortable with the fact that I found the cartoon alien in Avatar attractive…

  23. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    HEY! That looks exactly like my wife!
    - Howard Lutnick

  24. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    Sorry Howard, that's Pat Troy.

  25. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:42 AM

    @ 21, there is no place for that. examone your motives

  26. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:45 AM

    I bought it from a Negro.

  27. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    @25 so its ok for the majority leader to say but not me? Maybe you should examine your motives.
    -21

  28. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 8:54 AM

    Does it come with its own white board markers or are they extra?
    Asian curious

  29. Posted by BSD | January 11, 2010 at 9:02 AM

    Did anyone see the video to the end? WTF?!

  30. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 9:06 AM

    why all these young hollywood stars ding?

  31. Posted by Anal_yst | January 11, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    Just stick with the RealDoll, ace.

  32. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    @30 why wont Paris join them?

  33. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    @ 32 = Tila Tequila

  34. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 9:50 AM

    33= douche bag

  35. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    i'd hit it

  36. Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    What's that nerd doing with Chrissie Hynde?

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