“In all my years of living in New York I’ve never whipped out my phone to take a picture of any celeb (CNBC or otherwise), but there was something about Kneale– couldn’t look away.”
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'You are falling fast asleep/Deeper- Deeper- Deeper/You are now completely asleep/You don't need to smoke/Cigarettes don't control you/You are a strong confident woman who does not need to smoke/A strong confident woman'
tag ftw
Stuffed animals and crush dvds in the briefcase. Just another Monday morning.
what is bulging out of his briefcase?
2nd @1, Between the caption and the tags this contest is already over.
Listening to Coldplay on iPod, dreaming of Caruso and Cabrera…
Briefcase containing boxlunch conveniently hides Chubby…
Spanishmoon
[faint sound of dogs barking "Jingle Bells"]
he's listening to ween, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-54wAE7nJI
The two riders with him are thinking, "Please…don't start with the "Dickweed" story again…please……
Open your eyes gooks and show dennis FUCKING NEALE SOME RESPECT! HE USED TO HAVE HIS OWN TV SHOW FOR OINARI'S SAKE!
About to watch Dog Day Afternoon on his iPod Touch
"The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" book on tape…
tag ftw indeed (dilweed =>dickweed) people are staring, Bess
is there a collie stuffed inthat briefcase?
Song on replay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziNx7V1iA2Y
He's a celebrity?? What's he ever done to be a celebrity??
~Jon Gosselin
Song on replay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziNx7V1iA2Y
CNBC disn't hiv him fitched by cah? Thit kint bay pissible.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
book on tape = "the sellout"
The Jonas Brothers fucking rock…I can't believe they broke up. *Closes eyes to fight back the tears*
'You are falling fast asleep/Deeper- Deeper- Deeper/You are now completely asleep/You don't need to smoke/Cigarettes don't control you/You are a strong confident woman who does not need to smoke/A strong confident woman'
awesome
Very strong chins.
was this pic taken in shanghai?
The Kneale family (Dennis, Minh Ha and daughter "Amy") make their morning journey to open their drycleaner before Dad heads off to CNBC.
DK rides the subway? plebe.
-cg
Another day mingling with the Great Unwashed.
"…It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!"
Bring us the one you call, Kneale.
-morbo
CNBC's "Mike Rowe".
MEEP MEEEP MEEEEEEEEP!!!!
Does anybody keep their eyes open on the subway?
- Dr Stinkyfingers
Whoever took the picture should have zoomed out a little bit to get the collie service dog unable to sit from a worn out bum
Caption:
********************************
"Dear Mr. Blankfein: My name is Dennis Kneale. As of this moment you have probably never heard of me before and I accept that, but in five years you will look back unable to imagine life without me….. "
Tell YimYam and Clickclack to keep it down, the Kneale is trying to sleep.
[dreaming] "easy, ok greenlight, greenlight, slower, easy, greenlight, easy, easy, REDLIGHT!!!"
is he saying a prayer in that pic?
I think dumplings for lunch today will be delicious.
Jefferies analyst who is starting to get hungry
Just walked into work, head hurts, hope I get fired so I can go back to sleep.
/Saints fan
Bess, what kind of phone do you have?
36 It's caption contest for Pete's sake. If your gonna ask a question make humorous at least. If not just stay out and read the witty comments and save the rhetorical questions for vo-tech school.
Our Lloyd who art at 85 Broad hallowed be thy bonuses. Thy proprietary trading profits will come, thy will be done on Wall Street and it is Washington. Give us this collie our daily collie and forgive us our dog molestations as we forgive those who fuck our tight, sweet buttholes with no lube. Lead us into temptation and fat ass Wall Street profits. For Goldman Sachs is the kingdom, and the power and the glory forever. Amen
Dennis Kneale is so regal
What train is that on? I would like to stalk him. We have similar interests.
–ping
He must be dreaming of the knot
@39 I have a Blackberry Tour. (I didn't take this picture, which you can infer by the fact that the line about snapping it is in quotes.)
32,
Hahaha. I know this says a lot about my maturity, but the collie jokes never get old.
After reporting on market conditions for the past 2 years, I have been forced to listen to "Dont Jump" book on tape….
-Dennis
@41:
FTW ^5.
@37 Great call. You might put Jeff in the game with that level of analysis.
I would hit Yimyam and Clickclack.
-guy who still thinks the guy who hits things with lights on is classic funny.
34FTW, mildy racist yet facinating.
@NS:
Hail Blankfein, full of cash, The Thug detests thee. Blessed art thou, among money changers, and blessed is the fruit of thy holy Goldmine. Holy Blankfein, brother of God, pray for the Jambroni, now and at the launch of his next book.
Amen.
@50 – Agreed. And I would totally take the beef bus to tuna town with Clickclack and Yimyam with the lights on.
-Guy who likes to hit Asians with the lights on
what time was this pic taken? the train is packed with nothing but $hit-ton fk'n sleeping zombies!
I wonder if he is listening to Cramer talk about wonder boy Dykstra on his Ipod.
I believe in Lloyd, the Father almighty, creator of excessive leverage and front running clients, and in Bonus, his only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by propratery trading, born of the cheap access to Fed Funds, suffered under President Obama, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into TARP hell; the first quarter of 2010 he rose again from the dead; he ascended into heaven and has now been direct deposited into our bank accounts; from thence he shall come to spent on a second ski condo in Vermont. I believe in complicated Reverse Repos, the holy Goldman Sachs stock, the communion of traders, the forgiveness of Hank shoving TARP down our throats, the resurrection of the Bonus, and life everlasting. Amen.
You would not think to look at him
But he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin
On Desolation Row
…and you will know me by the trail of sore and chaffed collies…
Glory be to the Goldmine, and to The Swap, and to the Unregulated Derivative.
As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be, profit without end.
Amen.
Thought he might be holding his dick under those two hands but then I thought – Silly me, he only needs one hand.
Ha, more like two fingers.
there are a ton of catholics on dealbreaker, apparently
And Dog molesters !
http://twitter.com/denniskneale/statuses/82014942…
He looks so regal when he sleeps.
DK's latest tweet: "one of my saucier critics, bess levin of dealbreaker.com, posts a photo of me today that violates my privacy… alseep on the subway, indeed about 1 hour ago from web "
@63 violation of privacy? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
@65 "saucier critic" = he wants to tap that.
His TV show was a violation of MY privacy.
I alseep on the subway all the time. It is no big deal.
BSD
Back off collie face, Beth is a friend-a-mine.
The Thug
He has no right to privacy, not after what he did to me last night.
-Lassie
@38- Too much bouncing to "Get It Ready, Ready" by DJ Jubilee at Bar None?
Bess you saucy saucy girl!!!
"violates my privacy"….uh-huh…sure…yep.
Bless us oh Lloyd, and these thy grifts, which we are about to receive from thy toutings, through heists of Lloyd, amen.
~Pat Robertson
o/u on how long Collie Kneale lasts in a fight with Da Jabroni Pony?
Oh yeah…that looks like fun. Why the f*ck would anyone want to live in NYC and put up with that sh*t everyday?
@77:
The odds of running into DK praying during his morning subway commute are extremely low.
- Guy who used to ride the subway
The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.
Listening to Coldplay on iPod, dreaming of Caruso and Cabrera…
Briefcase containing boxlunch conveniently hides Chubby…
Spanishmoon
DK, you have no expectation of privacy in a public place…
@78 – i was referring to the actual subway ride. what a mess.
'You are falling fast asleep/Deeper- Deeper- Deeper/You are now completely asleep/You don't need to smoke/Cigarettes don't control you/You are a strong confident woman who does not need to smoke/A strong confident woman'
I love you bess levin.
listening to 'Charlie Gasparinos Greatest Hits (Now thats what I call F*cking Crazy!!! Volume 2)'
"whaadoooEYEgot?!whadooIgot?..nuh now…thats almost ZENlike."
@2
Hilarious
This is the most I've paid attention to him since he started working here.
I give a lot of credit – the subway smells like ass.
@10 their eyes ARE open.
he's praying to God that CNBC mgmt doesn't finally come to realize what everyone else knows about his job on TV
"Hey Dennis….how was Tens last night?
Hes probably really tired from all the lappys he got at Tens last night!!