And we're the 3 best friends that anybody could have. We're the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we're the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other.
Posted by turd_ferguson | January 26, 2010 at 6:40 AM
She said us big nosed studs were $250 for the hour and she would let the old man sit an watch for free…but if he came it was an extra $100. I also invited her to my daughters bat mitzvah in case the old guy creeps you out and you are not up for it now. It's ok, Spitzer says she is not vice and "no handbridge required!"
Soros: [to all] Please excuse me as I pick the remnants of Zyklon B from my fingernails.
Nassim: [thought bubble] My entire career is based on i-pod shuffle.
Nouriel: [to girl] I will make a mold and place it on my wall. You will always be with me.
@8, #5 here, I think he has a few "go-to" turtlenecks for special events, and then a drawer full of everyday wear. This is clearly a special event. Probably cashmere. Sometimes you gotta just roll out the red carpet.
No amount of observations of white swans can allow the inference that ALL swans are white, but have sex with just ONE 15-year-old… and you will be introducing yourself to your neighbors… for the rest… of your life.
-N. Talib
Sorry, but does nobody see that this woman looks like a lumpy matress with a rope around the middle? She's got A-cups propped up by a huge gut. You guys got to get out more.
NT: you're really gonna hit that, Nouri?
NR: I can't let all this good X and coke go to waste, dude. I've had worse.
GS: Why are all of you in my toilet stall?
Fust of all, stotting the dye with brist riferences isn't going to plyse iveryone riding this thrid. That sheila's clividge is on displye jist to riscue heh from the fict thet puhaps shyes not got a good finincial brine in heh hid.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
"Dear Shiksa Girl:
As of this moment you probably have never heard of me before and I accept that, but in five years you will look back unable to imagine life without me……"
So…I take it no one knows who the bitch is??
And by "bitch", I mean the one with the vagina.
And by "vagina", I mean the one in the picture technically classified as a female.
And by "female", I mean the one wearing the skirt.
..I just don't want anyone to think I was referring to Soros.
You're all jealous haters who have nothing better to do than sit there in your little cubicles and comment on someone you don't even know instead of making money. Get over yourselves and admit that you want to take this girl's place and sit on Roubini's lap.
Trailer for Old School 2: The Sequel
NT: Who is the other girl?
NR: It's Blue's birthday.
We're having a KY wrestling match.
NT: Blue, you sure
you're okay with this?
GS: Just ring the bell you f-in pansy!
I can only imagine what you nerdy losers look like that are commenting on this picture. I would love to see what people would write if their picture was up.
Posted by Jeff Sneider | January 26, 2010 at 1:58 PM
First of all, my name is Jeff Sneider, and as a former writer/editor at Variety and AICN, I know a thing or two about Internet trolls. You're all too afraid to post your real names because you lack class and you have nothing to say of any substance. I happen to know the woman in this picture. She is a dear friend of mine. She is not the bubble-headed, eye candy/arm accessory you Wall St. assholes are making her out to be. She happens to be a BRILLIANT accountant/financial analyst, as evidenced by the fact that Nouriel Roubini keeps her in his company. There is nothing romantic about their relationship. He is a trusted friend and mentor of hers. Like #73, I too have had the honor and privilege of viewing this beautiful creature in her natural glory, and she is a sight to behold. To quote a famous Seinfeld episode, yes they are real, and they are FANTASTIC. In fact, they're absolutely perfect, and most of you would probably weep if their light were to take pity and shine on you. Plus, she looks nothing like Snooki, who on her best day wouldn't look a quarter as good as this woman on her worst.
It's one thing to take to the Internet and write filth about models and movie stars, who open themselves up to public criticism simply by being who they are and doing what they do. But the girl in this photo is a person with real feelings, who is probably mortified reading this filth. She is a beautiful, kind, caring cool, funny, smart and above all SEXY woman and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Meanwhile, Bess Levin, this post is in poor form. You had to know exactly the sort of comments you'd be opening this innocent girl up to. Here's a smart, successful young woman who has gotten to where she is all on her own, and you allow your obnoxious readers to make snap judgments based on what, her cleavage and the fact that she's at a party with wealthy older gentlemen? Poor taste… and as a woman, you should understand this better than anybody. I thought you/this blog were above this. I guess I was wrong. You owe my friend an apology and you can get in touch with me if you'd like to track her down.
Give me a break. If she doesn't want people to make dirty comments about her, then tell her not to wear a slut outfit that barely covers her cooter and then pose for pictures with not 1, not 2 but 3 very famous people. The ring on the middle finger screams ho as well.
(I need to stop this but hell, people's stupidity is astounding and soooo entertaining)
@122: let me get this straight, if you take a picture with 3 famous people at once, you are a "ho" and G-d forbid you happen to wear jewelry that day, 'cause that's just confirms all the terrible suspicions about a person, right? That makes so much sense, you must be a genius! Wow, what a revelation.
So if I have a picture with the president, first lady and vice-president all in one shot with me and (gasp!) I wore a ring and a necklace that day… that would make me a super "ho", right?… even though I work with them on a regular basis?
You are really "bright" 122 ;-)
@121…You are 100% correct.
I have had the privilege of going out with and getting to know this amazing woman, and it's unfortunate that people would hide behind aliases and "guest" monikers when hurling insults. What's even worse is when people start making snide comments about someone's appearance.
The person who made comments about Germans killing Jews should be tied up behind a car and dragged down the FDR.
If you met this woman in person and spent five minutes with her, you would know that she is amazing and far more than just what you garner from one picture on the Internet. Like Jeff says, she is fantastic in her career and has the respect of her peers.
Bess, do us a favor, and think twice about putting up photos of innocent bystanders that don't get slammed in the press. I mean that in all sincerity and otherwise love Dealbreaker. It's one thing to slam Roubini and Soros or whoever else is regularly in the news, but an innocent girl like this who took a photo at one of his parties? Come on…that's not right.
I know this woman personally very well, and she is a dear friend. I won't comment about her physical features, because that has no place her, but I will say that I can agree with Jeff's assessment. I think that's all that needs to be said.
For anyone else who would want to keep throwing insults and "witty comments" about you could do better than her or how she's not all that…consider that she never wanted the publicity and that this photo was ripped off of someone else's site. If it were you, how would you want yourself to be treated?
So…I take it no one knows who the bitch is??
And by “bitch”, I mean the one with the vagina.
And by “vagina”, I mean the one in the picture technically classified as a female.
And by “female”, I mean the one wearing the skirt.
..I just don’t want anyone to think I was referring to Soros.
Trailer for Old School 2: The Sequel
NT: Who is the other girl?
NR: It’s Blue’s birthday.
We’re having a KY wrestling match.
NT: Blue, you sure
you’re okay with this?
GS: Just ring the bell you f-in pansy!
@124, if she's all she's cracked up to be, why did she allow herself to be photographed with that crew? Maybe she is an innocent, successful professional but that picture screams otherwise. And it's not like she didn't know the photo was being taken.
Bess has very good editoral judgement and many who work in finance, economics, and other sectors, regard her as one of the best bloggers on the internet. She also knows her market: boobs "sell". Personally, I wish we'd see more pecs, biceps, and six-packs. But since most of this site's readers crave boob pix, then tit it is.
OK, it's time for the insecure, closeted homophobes to flame away.
@121 The way your post reads, it is OK for Bess to make a caption contest using a picture of these three men plus a bimbo, but not these men plus your friend.
This image is ideal for a caption contest because the subjects are three high profile men, known to be smart and successful with an unknown woman with certain obvious (and thus known) assets. The fact that other assets of hers are unknown is not relevant to the contest but as neither of the three men are in the habit of attending functions together at which bimbos are also guests, it can be assumed (and would be by most) that she is not a bimbo.
Your statement that everyone (you did say "all" in your previous sentence) reading and posting here thinks she is a bubble-headed, eye candy/arm accessory is a projection. Furthermore, a review of the previous posts shows only a relative low percentage have made such comments or worse.
There are always assholes in any part of society. That there are assholes here is no reason not to post a good picture for a caption contest. Just because one of the subjects happens to be a good friend of yours is also not a good reason. As she is smart, she will know this blog is testosterone fueled, ignore the asshole comments and laugh at the others.
@143 agreed. and most of the obnoxious comments were directed at NR, which 121 would've seen if he hadn't pulled the trigger with such haste. also, it seems like the girl did exactly what you described "know this blog is testosterone fueled, ignore the asshole comments and laugh at the others" and didn't need 121 to ride in here to her rescue.
viagra
NO HANDBRIDGE REQUIRED
sors has no idea what's going on but is excited to be here nonetheless
I think they've found the next two asset bubbles. — Mr Slippery
Taleb LOVES the turtleneck.
Is that Snookie?
Hard for me to figure out who is the biggest boob in that picture
@5 I know! You think he has like 100 pairs or just wears the same one over and over?
And we're the 3 best friends that anybody could have. We're the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we're the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other.
NR is totally loving this. He's such a party boy. And then you have NNT, who'd rather be looking for black swans. Gotta love it.
She said us big nosed studs were $250 for the hour and she would let the old man sit an watch for free…but if he came it was an extra $100. I also invited her to my daughters bat mitzvah in case the old guy creeps you out and you are not up for it now. It's ok, Spitzer says she is not vice and "no handbridge required!"
Does he ever sleep?
guys! why didn't you tell me you were going out last night?!
-shia
Soros: [to all] Please excuse me as I pick the remnants of Zyklon B from my fingernails.
Nassim: [thought bubble] My entire career is based on i-pod shuffle.
Nouriel: [to girl] I will make a mold and place it on my wall. You will always be with me.
@14 love that Soros is picking his fingernails.
My god is that the Jewish Khloe Khardasian or are the three creepy dudes all of diminutive stature?
@14
Nice observation. Spot-on.
Off topic, but someone cracked the zero hedge formula!
http://faultline.org/index.php/site/item/incendia...
Roubini: damn can't wait to bite down on those nips.
@8, #5 here, I think he has a few "go-to" turtlenecks for special events, and then a drawer full of everyday wear. This is clearly a special event. Probably cashmere. Sometimes you gotta just roll out the red carpet.
Nice rack but I would rather be looking at my vagina-laden walls.
nr
Don't think soros remembered his adult diaper…..NR knows it too
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Is she replacing Caruso and Cabrera on CNBC?
@22 Kill yourself.
Four black swans, together at last.
Bess, this Snooki chick has nothing on you.
-Guy who likes to punch Snooki with the lights on
Silicone is a friend-a-mine too, ya know.
- The Thug
Will someone please get Soros some collar stays. I've tossed intenrs off the desk for less of a curl.
@24 – Dad?
"Can the old coot here us? no? OK, who's got the lube?"
@13 FTW
Three fuzzy foreigners and a houndstoothed pig
I'd throw meat up in that.
Roubini gets more Punani in his 2m apartment than the whole DB bunch.
BUT: only the old Punani real studs dismiss.
The Black Bomber.
No amount of observations of white swans can allow the inference that ALL swans are white, but have sex with just ONE 15-year-old… and you will be introducing yourself to your neighbors… for the rest… of your life.
-N. Talib
Boobs to the left of me, boobs to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Waiter: Shit, we're going to need a lot more hummus and fallafel on then buffet.
That picture is giving me the heebie-jebus.
-Ping Kneale
Look at those smug-ass motherfuckers.
Its true. Seriously.
V-shaped cleavage. Steep and deep.
sell, sell, sell, sell
I don't know what you people are talking about… all I see is some tits. Am I missing something?
If I fold my hands juuuuuuuust right…
There, now no one can see my boner.
No, not anymore.
-TW
Doom and gloom, boom and bust. Big. Ass. Bust.
Someone needs to teach this bitch how to display assets.
– Ashley
That is some fat tail.
Nouriel, get your hand off of my date. No, zee other hand…
THAT'S THE SAIGON WHORE WHO BIT MY NOSE OFF!!
Never seen that much Houndstooth since Bear Bryant.
Sorry, but does nobody see that this woman looks like a lumpy matress with a rope around the middle? She's got A-cups propped up by a huge gut. You guys got to get out more.
@55 no. I've met this chick (she went to NYU, hence how she knows NR). she has a MASSIVE rack. bigger than it looks in these pics.
Five boobs.
@56 wins
NT: you're really gonna hit that, Nouri?
NR: I can't let all this good X and coke go to waste, dude. I've had worse.
GS: Why are all of you in my toilet stall?
@55 –Okay, if you say so. She looks like an Oompa-loompa in this oic
Three stooges and a pair, or put it simply: 3 + 2.
@59 Tha Winna! Oh, is that you Bess?
TOO Big to fail, for sure!!!
exotic hottie!
Those 2/30's are steepening.
-mrp
manface
Roubini reminds me of Joe Francis (girls gone wild guy).
NR: I'm think'in three-way and grandpa can operate the camera.
NT: Get me outta here.
GS: Mommy?
The chick is def sexyyy and those are DEF NOT A-Cups!
i know the girl in that pic BESS. Julia is her name.
@71 great story.
I've had the honor/privilege of seeing those assets in person, and I can truly say they are the BEST all-time. No Lie.
i know the girl in that pic BESS. Julia is her name.
Fust of all, stotting the dye with brist riferences isn't going to plyse iveryone riding this thrid. That sheila's clividge is on displye jist to riscue heh from the fict thet puhaps shyes not got a good finincial brine in heh hid.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
those ain't shiksa tits
wow – 78 comments and none mentioning motor-boating.
Does anyone happen to know her name? Or if those are shiksa tits? Anyone?
@74/76/78- do you think those are shiksa tits?
You are violating her privacy in a saucy manner.
~D. Kneale
"Dear Shiksa Girl:
As of this moment you probably have never heard of me before and I accept that, but in five years you will look back unable to imagine life without me……"
3 and 1/8 brains
So…I take it no one knows who the bitch is??
And by "bitch", I mean the one with the vagina.
And by "vagina", I mean the one in the picture technically classified as a female.
And by "female", I mean the one wearing the skirt.
..I just don't want anyone to think I was referring to Soros.
WTF…I didn't post that shit twice…
69&85
Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil and Evil.
You should have seen her in a swim cap, she looked like a falcon.
@9, FTW,
Trader's Monthly meets The Hangover
You're all jealous haters who have nothing better to do than sit there in your little cubicles and comment on someone you don't even know instead of making money. Get over yourselves and admit that you want to take this girl's place and sit on Roubini's lap.
I have a boner
-Guy with the boner
@88
Nichael?
damn she's a sxy btch…. a sxy btch….damn!! damn girl.
Doom and Gloom, meet Boom and Boom
Soros is such a little cutie in this pic….awwwwwww!!! I kinda wanna pet him…
@88 – awesome. laughed Diet Coke out of my nose.
I'm actually surprised Soros isn't holding up a copy his book for the picture. looks like he's up way past his bedtime.
I'm looking at a "double U" shaped outcome! Does anyone see it any differently?
Is that a black swan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
WTF…I didn't post that shit twice…
69&85
Trailer for Old School 2: The Sequel
NT: Who is the other girl?
NR: It's Blue's birthday.
We're having a KY wrestling match.
NT: Blue, you sure
you're okay with this?
GS: Just ring the bell you f-in pansy!
@96 you drink diet coke?
@22 – you are a moron; I am quite surprised you heard of holocaust. Do everyone a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.
@94 – funny ;-)
@98 no i went to school with her. did not FHUTA
She fucks
Wall Street 2 wrap party? WS2 + Roubie = Mariah Carey + Booze
it would be fun plucking her pubes with my teeth
@104 – yes. At the desk, I drink DC. Yankee moron.
why the long face?
-Jamie D.
@95 Strongly agree.
Bbbbbrrrrruuuuuuummmmmmsssssskkkkkkiiii!
Or… Why the long fakes?
Doom and gloom, boom and bust. Big. Ass. Bust.
Geez..with his eyebrows plucked, a tight girdle, and the dye job, Bernie Madoff doesn't look half bad.
That is some fat tail.
From L-R: hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, think no ………
hmmmmmmmm rack, rack, nice rack mmmmmmmmmh …….
Sorry, what was the question?
I can only imagine what you nerdy losers look like that are commenting on this picture. I would love to see what people would write if their picture was up.
@118 Personally, I look like Adonis but with a much bigger cock. So if that's what you're imagining then you're on the right track.
@55 –Okay, if you say so. She looks like an Oompa-loompa in this oic
@119: Ha Ha! You shouldn't always trust your mom's opinion of your looks, darling… She is biased.
First of all, my name is Jeff Sneider, and as a former writer/editor at Variety and AICN, I know a thing or two about Internet trolls. You're all too afraid to post your real names because you lack class and you have nothing to say of any substance. I happen to know the woman in this picture. She is a dear friend of mine. She is not the bubble-headed, eye candy/arm accessory you Wall St. assholes are making her out to be. She happens to be a BRILLIANT accountant/financial analyst, as evidenced by the fact that Nouriel Roubini keeps her in his company. There is nothing romantic about their relationship. He is a trusted friend and mentor of hers. Like #73, I too have had the honor and privilege of viewing this beautiful creature in her natural glory, and she is a sight to behold. To quote a famous Seinfeld episode, yes they are real, and they are FANTASTIC. In fact, they're absolutely perfect, and most of you would probably weep if their light were to take pity and shine on you. Plus, she looks nothing like Snooki, who on her best day wouldn't look a quarter as good as this woman on her worst.
It's one thing to take to the Internet and write filth about models and movie stars, who open themselves up to public criticism simply by being who they are and doing what they do. But the girl in this photo is a person with real feelings, who is probably mortified reading this filth. She is a beautiful, kind, caring cool, funny, smart and above all SEXY woman and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Meanwhile, Bess Levin, this post is in poor form. You had to know exactly the sort of comments you'd be opening this innocent girl up to. Here's a smart, successful young woman who has gotten to where she is all on her own, and you allow your obnoxious readers to make snap judgments based on what, her cleavage and the fact that she's at a party with wealthy older gentlemen? Poor taste… and as a woman, you should understand this better than anybody. I thought you/this blog were above this. I guess I was wrong. You owe my friend an apology and you can get in touch with me if you'd like to track her down.
those ain’t shiksa tits
Give me a break. If she doesn't want people to make dirty comments about her, then tell her not to wear a slut outfit that barely covers her cooter and then pose for pictures with not 1, not 2 but 3 very famous people. The ring on the middle finger screams ho as well.
those ain’t shiksa tits
(I need to stop this but hell, people's stupidity is astounding and soooo entertaining)
@122: let me get this straight, if you take a picture with 3 famous people at once, you are a "ho" and G-d forbid you happen to wear jewelry that day, 'cause that's just confirms all the terrible suspicions about a person, right? That makes so much sense, you must be a genius! Wow, what a revelation.
So if I have a picture with the president, first lady and vice-president all in one shot with me and (gasp!) I wore a ring and a necklace that day… that would make me a super "ho", right?… even though I work with them on a regular basis?
You are really "bright" 122 ;-)
@121…You are 100% correct.
I have had the privilege of going out with and getting to know this amazing woman, and it's unfortunate that people would hide behind aliases and "guest" monikers when hurling insults. What's even worse is when people start making snide comments about someone's appearance.
The person who made comments about Germans killing Jews should be tied up behind a car and dragged down the FDR.
If you met this woman in person and spent five minutes with her, you would know that she is amazing and far more than just what you garner from one picture on the Internet. Like Jeff says, she is fantastic in her career and has the respect of her peers.
Bess, do us a favor, and think twice about putting up photos of innocent bystanders that don't get slammed in the press. I mean that in all sincerity and otherwise love Dealbreaker. It's one thing to slam Roubini and Soros or whoever else is regularly in the news, but an innocent girl like this who took a photo at one of his parties? Come on…that's not right.
I know this woman personally very well, and she is a dear friend. I won't comment about her physical features, because that has no place her, but I will say that I can agree with Jeff's assessment. I think that's all that needs to be said.
For anyone else who would want to keep throwing insults and "witty comments" about you could do better than her or how she's not all that…consider that she never wanted the publicity and that this photo was ripped off of someone else's site. If it were you, how would you want yourself to be treated?
So…I take it no one knows who the bitch is??
And by “bitch”, I mean the one with the vagina.
And by “vagina”, I mean the one in the picture technically classified as a female.
And by “female”, I mean the one wearing the skirt.
..I just don’t want anyone to think I was referring to Soros.
@121, 123, 124: So you're saying those tits are for real?
@125…doesn't matter because I doubt you're ever gonna find out.
Welcome, NOOBs @120, 121 and 124!
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lol @ capt save a hoes coming in here
Jeffy/Bessy – take your PC chit-chat off line. Guilt trips don't go over well on this site.
@129 last I checked Bess in charge here, not you.
@130 when did you last check?
Trailer for Old School 2: The Sequel
NT: Who is the other girl?
NR: It’s Blue’s birthday.
We’re having a KY wrestling match.
NT: Blue, you sure
you’re okay with this?
GS: Just ring the bell you f-in pansy!
@Snider
you obviously have no clue what this Bess Levin or this site is all about
Anal_yst, any thoughts on subprime's mangina musk and his friend with the tits?
@125 — I just spit my copenhagen all over my keyboard…hysterical.
@125 — I just spit my copenhagen all over my keyboard…hysterical.
@125 — Hysterical. I just spit my Copenhagen all over my keyboard
@134-138 did you think that was hysterical?
Wall Street 2 wrap party? WS2 + Roubie = Mariah Carey + Booze
@124, if she's all she's cracked up to be, why did she allow herself to be photographed with that crew? Maybe she is an innocent, successful professional but that picture screams otherwise. And it's not like she didn't know the photo was being taken.
Bess has very good editoral judgement and many who work in finance, economics, and other sectors, regard her as one of the best bloggers on the internet. She also knows her market: boobs "sell". Personally, I wish we'd see more pecs, biceps, and six-packs. But since most of this site's readers crave boob pix, then tit it is.
OK, it's time for the insecure, closeted homophobes to flame away.
@102 very nice
@35 nice
@121 The way your post reads, it is OK for Bess to make a caption contest using a picture of these three men plus a bimbo, but not these men plus your friend.
This image is ideal for a caption contest because the subjects are three high profile men, known to be smart and successful with an unknown woman with certain obvious (and thus known) assets. The fact that other assets of hers are unknown is not relevant to the contest but as neither of the three men are in the habit of attending functions together at which bimbos are also guests, it can be assumed (and would be by most) that she is not a bimbo.
Your statement that everyone (you did say "all" in your previous sentence) reading and posting here thinks she is a bubble-headed, eye candy/arm accessory is a projection. Furthermore, a review of the previous posts shows only a relative low percentage have made such comments or worse.
There are always assholes in any part of society. That there are assholes here is no reason not to post a good picture for a caption contest. Just because one of the subjects happens to be a good friend of yours is also not a good reason. As she is smart, she will know this blog is testosterone fueled, ignore the asshole comments and laugh at the others.
that's a home run
@143 agreed. and most of the obnoxious comments were directed at NR, which 121 would've seen if he hadn't pulled the trigger with such haste. also, it seems like the girl did exactly what you described "know this blog is testosterone fueled, ignore the asshole comments and laugh at the others" and didn't need 121 to ride in here to her rescue.
slightly (tho not really) O/T but I love that DB is one of the few sites Roubini follows on Twitter.
http://twitter.com/Nouriel
@125 — Hysterical. I just spit my Copenhagen all over my keyboard
@125 — Hysterical. I just spit my Copenhagen all over my keyboard