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why is she throwing up? must've eaten some of that street meat on 6th ave…
- former lehman quant
wow
Money Shot
bitch me stealing my moves!
-mb
stoneface?
Dis lewd behaviour on CNBC diminishes my greatness, and probably has affected my book sales.
-cg
So by texting 70 dollars to haiti you become it's largest private investor and get an on air BJ.
Not a bad deal.
@8 = BJ Clinton.
It's true, the guy in Haiti is much bigger.
That is a good look for her.
I sense EB's BJ's are dry and enthusiastic.
Boner Watch ‘10: CNBC (Anchor Third Teir)
guest: I'll just close my eyes and think about the South American intern
not impressed.
-andrea tong
Yawn, not impressed.
-Guy in the picture
@16 i reiterate my comment @12.
-12
Why are all the arrows pointing down?!
amateur.
-MB
She's really blowing that story.
@8 FTW!
@20 nice
@18: Some on the top are pointed upward.
The counter on the right is tabulating the number of strokes, at 10,569.30.
The -156.13 is a projected countdown to climax.
Her lazy eye fell asleep and rolled off the bunk-bead.
@12 I was thinking sloppy and bored.
@25 sorry, I mean to say dry and UNenthusiastic.
-12/mark haines
Where's your cock?
EB: Your cock is so smooth!
Guest: Your's would be too… if you were a man.
Bloomberg never made me do this … on air
@30 nice.
-michael cera
Definitely a spitter.
How do I tell her that MB beat her to the punch while I was waiting in the green room.
@36 I think it was said best by comment 11 here:
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/01/map-to-erin-burnet…
Fox Business may have the faces, but they don't work nearly as hard for their stories.
now I guess Cramer's gonna want one too
Hmm, a sextuple post which might have in fact set a record. Maybe it really is Lenny Dykstra.
Erin, it's DIGICEL, not RYANAIR.
"I told Martha Coakley this was how to get ahead, she just wouldn't listen…"
@39 oh god I forgot about that post. awesome.
"That's it, a little more to the right…" Straight out of Van Halen's "Panama."
hold the teeth
Is that liz claman(sp)
This woman takes "Gold Digger" to a whole new level.
10 seconds prior…
Quit boring me with all the Haiti stuff. Its double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in the cable news industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving…
Check it out, no gag reflex!
Now THAT is why i only fly private.
- LD
Oh! Giggity giggity giggity goo!
Wait for it…..
Wait for it………..
Boom done!
Uh, Erin, that's really nice and all, but… personally I like whiteboard markers better.
Biggest private investor in Haiti?
More like Biggest Privates Ingestor…
ftlog, git her out to Canadar as yer spicial riportah on yaelds!
only the volatility index is up, so he must be getting close.
Check out the Orange hair. That guy is UDA all the way.
Its obvious she's just looking closely at (for) Gold(en)man Sachs
@63/Anal: Or maybe she bows each time "GS" appears on the crawler, and that guy was just in the right place at the right time.
Hold up, born in '88
How old is that? Old enough
I got seniority with the sorority
So, that explain why I love college
Gettin brain in the library cause I love knowledge
When you use your Medulla Oblongata
And give me scoliosis until I comatoses
And do it while I sleep yeah a little osmosis
And thats my commandment you aint gotta ask Moses
"Erin, I know Maria Bartiromo. Maria Bartiromo is a friend of mine. Erin, you're no Maria Bartiromo."
John claimed to be "the biggest private investor in Haiti." Diligent reporter that she is, Erin went in for a closer look.
Mr. Market was down all day so Mrs. Market thought of something that might perk him up.
66 = Jack Welch
"Up next… Why our money-honey is fleeing stocks for hard assets."
It's must see TV.
@66 That's killer, man.
Hey,
Women with names like Erin or Elin aren't that type of women who would give you BJ, at least to my exprience.
Tiger
At least Maria didnt scrape her teeth
@39 – hadn't seen that post. Priceless.
typical…GE sells NBC and already Comcast are taking the whole network down market.
Now THAT is why i only fly private.
- LD
Now THAT is why i only fly private.
- LD
Now THAT is why i only fly private.
- LD
Now THAT is why i only fly private.
- LD
Who's nailing Erin?
Is that liz claman(sp)
Now THAT is why i only fly private.
- LD
Mr. Market was down all day so Mrs. Market thought of something that might perk him up.
66 = Jack Welch
Hmm mmm slurp mmmmph hmmm slurp.
Biggest Private Investor showing signs of returning to the public market.
Tastes like chicken.
Damn! Advanced Micro is down 19 cents.
Match this Jersey Shore.
don't forget to give the taint some love.
Captain Kangaroo gets help with his carrot in one of his big pockets.
From the window to the wall!
Till the sweat drips from my balls!
To all you bitches crawl!
Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!
Are you sure this will help the survivors?
Games during comercials.
hey if you blow me i'll donate $10 to haiti
I bet if CNBC people see this video cut (while Erin was picking up the microphone) will be amused.
Supriem D R
So this is how CNBC welcomes a new guest. Nice!
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