• 20 Jan 2010 at 2:34 PM

Caption Contest Wednesday

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Comments (89)

  1. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    why is she throwing up? must've eaten some of that street meat on 6th ave…
    - former lehman quant

  2. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    wow

  3. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    Money Shot

  4. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    bitch me stealing my moves!
    -mb

  5. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    stoneface?

  6. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 20, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Dis lewd behaviour on CNBC diminishes my greatness, and probably has affected my book sales.
    -cg

  7. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    So by texting 70 dollars to haiti you become it's largest private investor and get an on air BJ.
    Not a bad deal.

  8. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 20, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    @8 = BJ Clinton.

  9. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    It's true, the guy in Haiti is much bigger.

  10. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    That is a good look for her.

  11. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    I sense EB's BJ's are dry and enthusiastic.

  12. Posted by NakedShort | January 20, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    Boner Watch ‘10: CNBC (Anchor Third Teir)

  13. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    guest: I'll just close my eyes and think about the South American intern

  14. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    not impressed.
    -andrea tong

  15. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    Yawn, not impressed.
    -Guy in the picture

  16. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    @16 i reiterate my comment @12.
    -12

  17. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    Why are all the arrows pointing down?!

  18. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    amateur.
    -MB

  19. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    She's really blowing that story.

  20. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    @8 FTW!

  21. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    @20 nice

  22. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 20, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    @18: Some on the top are pointed upward.
    The counter on the right is tabulating the number of strokes, at 10,569.30.
    The -156.13 is a projected countdown to climax.

  23. Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 20, 2010 at 10:56 AM

    Her lazy eye fell asleep and rolled off the bunk-bead.

  24. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    @12 I was thinking sloppy and bored.

  25. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    @25 sorry, I mean to say dry and UNenthusiastic.
    -12/mark haines

  26. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    Where's your cock?

  27. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    EB: Your cock is so smooth!
    Guest: Your's would be too… if you were a man.

  28. Posted by Chris | January 20, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    Bloomberg never made me do this … on air

  29. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    @30 nice.
    -michael cera

  30. Posted by highlyconfident | January 20, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    Definitely a spitter.

  31. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    How do I tell her that MB beat her to the punch while I was waiting in the green room.

  32. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    @36 I think it was said best by comment 11 here:
    http://dealbreaker.com/2008/01/map-to-erin-burnet…

  33. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Fox Business may have the faces, but they don't work nearly as hard for their stories.

  34. Posted by Chris | January 20, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    now I guess Cramer's gonna want one too

  35. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Hmm, a sextuple post which might have in fact set a record. Maybe it really is Lenny Dykstra.

  36. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Erin, it's DIGICEL, not RYANAIR.

  37. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    "I told Martha Coakley this was how to get ahead, she just wouldn't listen…"

  38. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    @39 oh god I forgot about that post. awesome.

  39. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    "That's it, a little more to the right…" Straight out of Van Halen's "Panama."

  40. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    hold the teeth

  41. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Is that liz claman(sp)

  42. Posted by Gdale1 | January 20, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    This woman takes "Gold Digger" to a whole new level.

  43. Posted by NakedShort | January 20, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    10 seconds prior…
    Quit boring me with all the Haiti stuff. Its double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in the cable news industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving…

  44. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:26 AM

    Check it out, no gag reflex!

  45. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    Now THAT is why i only fly private.
    - LD

  46. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Oh! Giggity giggity giggity goo!

  47. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Wait for it…..
    Wait for it………..
    Boom done!

  48. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    Uh, Erin, that's really nice and all, but… personally I like whiteboard markers better.

  49. Posted by Giggiddy | January 20, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Biggest private investor in Haiti?
    More like Biggest Privates Ingestor…

  50. Posted by volatilitysmile | January 20, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    ftlog, git her out to Canadar as yer spicial riportah on yaelds!

  51. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    only the volatility index is up, so he must be getting close.

  52. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    Check out the Orange hair. That guy is UDA all the way.

  53. Posted by Anal_yst | January 20, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    Its obvious she's just looking closely at (for) Gold(en)man Sachs

  54. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 20, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    @63/Anal: Or maybe she bows each time "GS" appears on the crawler, and that guy was just in the right place at the right time.

  55. Posted by trojan | January 20, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    Hold up, born in '88
    How old is that? Old enough
    I got seniority with the sorority
    So, that explain why I love college
    Gettin brain in the library cause I love knowledge
    When you use your Medulla Oblongata
    And give me scoliosis until I comatoses
    And do it while I sleep yeah a little osmosis
    And thats my commandment you aint gotta ask Moses

  56. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    "Erin, I know Maria Bartiromo. Maria Bartiromo is a friend of mine. Erin, you're no Maria Bartiromo."

  57. Posted by jessefelder | January 20, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    John claimed to be "the biggest private investor in Haiti." Diligent reporter that she is, Erin went in for a closer look.

  58. Posted by jessefelder | January 20, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    Mr. Market was down all day so Mrs. Market thought of something that might perk him up.

  59. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    66 = Jack Welch

  60. Posted by Patrick | January 20, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    "Up next… Why our money-honey is fleeing stocks for hard assets."

  61. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    It's must see TV.

  62. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    @66 That's killer, man.

  63. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    Hey,
    Women with names like Erin or Elin aren't that type of women who would give you BJ, at least to my exprience.
    Tiger

  64. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    At least Maria didnt scrape her teeth

  65. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    @39 – hadn't seen that post. Priceless.

  66. Posted by blah bla | January 20, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    typical…GE sells NBC and already Comcast are taking the whole network down market.

  67. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    Now THAT is why i only fly private.
    - LD

  68. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Now THAT is why i only fly private.
    - LD

  69. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    Now THAT is why i only fly private.
    - LD

  70. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    Now THAT is why i only fly private.
    - LD

  71. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    Who's nailing Erin?

  72. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Is that liz claman(sp)

  73. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Now THAT is why i only fly private.
    - LD

  74. Posted by jessefelder | January 20, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Mr. Market was down all day so Mrs. Market thought of something that might perk him up.

  75. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    66 = Jack Welch

  76. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Hmm mmm slurp mmmmph hmmm slurp.

  77. Posted by Atmey | January 20, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Biggest Private Investor showing signs of returning to the public market.

  78. Posted by guest | January 20, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    Tastes like chicken.

  79. Posted by guest | January 21, 2010 at 5:19 AM

    Damn! Advanced Micro is down 19 cents.

  80. Posted by guest | January 21, 2010 at 5:23 AM

    Match this Jersey Shore.

  81. Posted by guest | January 21, 2010 at 5:44 AM

    don't forget to give the taint some love.

  82. Posted by BuckeyeGold | January 21, 2010 at 7:53 AM

    Captain Kangaroo gets help with his carrot in one of his big pockets.

  83. Posted by gj | January 21, 2010 at 8:53 AM

    From the window to the wall!
    Till the sweat drips from my balls!
    To all you bitches crawl!
    Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet!

  84. Posted by guest | January 21, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    Are you sure this will help the survivors?

  85. Posted by cgdavilab | January 21, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Games during comercials.

  86. Posted by Sean chAyvery | January 21, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    hey if you blow me i'll donate $10 to haiti

  87. Posted by guest | January 21, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    I bet if CNBC people see this video cut (while Erin was picking up the microphone) will be amused.
    Supriem D R

  88. Posted by midibite | January 22, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    So this is how CNBC welcomes a new guest. Nice!

  89. Posted by guest | January 22, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    'top' story

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