• 14 Jan 2010 at 4:20 PM

CNBC To Air Mildly Tittilating Programming

By Bess Levin

sportsillustratedcover.pngCNBC would like you to know it will be airing a one-hour special on Sports Illustrated‘s annual swimsuit issue, on February 9 at 9PM, when Darren Rovell will interview a bunch of former SI models (Cheryl Tiegs, Carol Alt and Kathy Ireland), there’ll presumably be lingering close-ups of the cover at left, and, maybe, a behind the scenes look at the shoot. So, mark your calendars. Or, just watch actual porn. Do one of these two things.

Comments (25)

  1. 1
    Posted by YKW | January 14, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    Stupid girl, fix those fucking tags.
    – PJ

  2. 2
    Posted by Investorcluzo | January 14, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    that shave looks closer than the greens at augusta, golf clap.
    -tiger

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    Im gonna need another bun to go with all this Musquirt.

  4. 4
    Posted by pfluger the barbaria | January 14, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Kathy Ireland > Mary Schapiro

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    That's one fine looking Jew.

  6. 6
    Posted by Becky Boot Fan | January 14, 2010 at 12:41 PM

    Yewd thank that thiyd hive Amanda Driry intahvew Elle Makfeesun for the bit, beein felliw Aussies and awl.
    -Not the usual DownUnderDrury speaker…but a fan of the work
    NSW
    Australiar

  7. 7
    Posted by Jeff G. | January 14, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    May I please have my magazine back?
    Thanks,
    Jeff

  8. 8
    Posted by Tax Chick | January 14, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    @cluzo/ tiger-
    Airbrushing is a wondrous thing.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    it's a little sticky jeff, what w/ all the Musquirt

  10. 10
    Posted by Investorcluzo | January 14, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    @tax chicky – are you on the hatorade 'cause yours isn't that tight? and yes, I know about the airbrush, I always seem to get a little let down when I meet models in person (but it still moves, a little).

  11. 11
    Posted by MooseFister | January 14, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    Bess, you are the breast…er, I mean best

  12. 12
    Posted by Tax Chick | January 14, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    @cluzo – take a double dose of piss this morning? I was just stating my opinion. I suspect a lot of men are let down when they come face to face with a woman's naughty bits because she doesn't look like the pictures.
    And if it didn't move, I'd be worried.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    Aym naught jileous in the least
    -Amanda Drury
    Brisbane, Aus

  14. 14
    Posted by Investorcluzo | January 14, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    @tax chicky – a little testy today are we? is your friend flow in town? don't let her get you down. didn't mean to push any buttons. carry on, I will still dote on you in the morning…

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    I have plenty of those magazines at home..error..somewhere (now).They just don't get old.
    Tiger

  16. 16
    Posted by Tax Chick | January 14, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    @Cluzo
    All is clear on the Western front.
    I just don't take kindly to inferences of being loose. Just as I am sure you don't take kindly to inferences of being small or a bottom.

  17. 17
    Posted by Curious | January 14, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    @17 Loose in what sense?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    @ Tax Chick. I'll be the judge of your 'looseness'.
    Your MD.
    Also, send me a picture of your boobs and I'll photoshop it for you.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    @Tax Chick.
    And I am talking about your normal entrance, because Anal_yst has already told me that you could park an 18-wheeler through the back door.
    Your MD again. Fetch me a coffee.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    My jugs are bigger.
    Hugs, Ashely

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    @MD Where are the pictures of Tax Chicky's front and rear entrances I asked you for at lunch? We have a big pitch and I fucking need them tonight.
    Your Managing Partner

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | January 14, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    it’s a little sticky jeff, what w/ all the Musquirt

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | January 15, 2010 at 5:25 AM

    I banged her boyfriend.
    TW

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | January 15, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    Her boyfriend banged me.
    BF

  25. 25
    Posted by volatilitysmile | January 15, 2010 at 7:17 AM

    Are they setting the bar at an all-time low, or setting the Bar too high?

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