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Is she wearing a black lobster bib?
@1 try a vest.
Apparently you missed her yesterday, Bess. It was full on bra-outline-through-mesh. Ahem. Sploodge.
That's not a vest. That's the top half of a barista apron.
Didn't know she auditioned for Julie and Juliar.
She should try some mascara or something.
-guy without clue
@5 huh? are you saying she looks like julia child?
@3 wasn't see-through at all. raise your standards if you want to be part of Drury Cleave Watch.
@5….I got it! Come on @7 try to keep up. Or else we'll need the "Jyke Briffer" tew till yew the stiry.
@5 took @4's apron reference and wove a subsequent reference to the movie "Julie and Julia" albeit with an Austrailian colloquial accent. @5 is clearly a pro.
~The Joke Briefer
As I have previously requested, can someone please pull an Erin Andrews peep hole stalking on Amanda Drury's hotel room? I would do it if I was in NY.
I heard that Stephen Baldwin asked Mandy for a date and then backed out when he found out she was a woman.
Bess,
It's better that way.
No cleavage, no sin.
I've been there and done that.
Tiger
I've noticed the Austrailian accent was subdued in the prior week but this week it has reappeared with somewhat of a vengeance.
@12 burn
I heard one of the Smucker's execs asked her out but when she backed out she got her ass in a jam.
@joke briefer – I've been watching you for a while. I admire your work. well done, keep it up.
Mandy hasn't been hot since 1992. It shows …
Why the f is she wearing a bear skin rug chest protector?
If Amanda's wearing an apron it's because an apron is like a layer of skin on an onion that protects the succulent sweetness of the Vidalia of life within us all and we all wear an onion sack of confidence that is easy to see through but hard to create a vaccum within just like our own true self if you'll let me paint you, you'd see.
~G. Busey
Batshit, CA
@18-19 in 1992 AD was approximately 15 yrs old.
@18, @19 apparently hasn't posted on DB since '92 either
The vertical stripes says I see a fat porker in the mirror every morning.
The sweater vest says, will you hit or stay?
That mouth says you better hold onto something.
Oyv jist ibout 'ad iniff yoew nitterin nibobs of nigitivism! Oim pruducin a fyne news pridict regidliss of your ipinion of me iccent. Moy brists and moi clividge oar moy bisniss and thehs nothin yew kin dew tew riscue yuh sordid sixual fintisies from the gitter wheh they arh neow. Sod off yew wynking puhvs!
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
I'd hit it and stay.
–Tila Tequila
To me, that getup (her face, etc) says "rip my clothes off and ravage me NOW" but then again, I've had translation issues before, so I might be a little off…
@21 what's your point?
-Todd Genger
YEAH 21…Whats your point?
J. Epstein.
Zere iz nossin' ziz giil did not sho us olredi. it vas in ze lockal pepper a vik ago. A still kip ze pikchure in mi pockit.
In all honesty, this is the 1st time I have noticed her face. Does she always look like this? If so, go back to option A.
If there's grass on the field lets play.
I clicked post exactly once. Damned google phone.
If there's grass on the field lets play.
I clicked post exactly once. Damned google phone.
You see it as an apron. I see it as one of those tv news green screens. I project a vision of loveliness thereupon…
@Anal_yst at 26: don't make me come bail you out of jail again like the last time.
The the attire says "I spend my free time playing with colonial dolls," but the makeup says, "I starred in 'Kangaroo Bang 4: The Warmest Pouch'"
At the least I could watch a portion of the CNBC program-wanna-be without seeing the face of M. Bartiromo. She literally sickens me. I guess I am fortunuate to have Bloomberg, FOX business (with Liz Claman) and just for shits and giggles…CNBC very infrequently.
The tactical vest says, "Said he wanna be, Shorty's gonna be a thug," but the hoops and dark roots poking beneath the blond say, "Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open; either a nigga wear a rubber or he die smokin'."
Merkin – That is a walk-off home run
@merkin
fuckin'a
She looked like a pornstar taking a break from filming to go to a club and find some blow yesterday, so I guess they overreacted in the other direction today.
24 = imposter?
41,
Are you kidding me? That was phenom.
-Not 24
'Moy brists and moi clividge'
the fact that you spelled australian 'my' two different ways in the same sentence made me laugh. that's the only laugh i've had all day :(
@ham- did you not read this? “Would you bend over and pick that up? Yeah, really put your back into it, just like that. That’s a good girl. Oh, I see you’re wearing the crotchless panties today, very nice. [sing-songy voice] Someone’s gonna get to execute his trade todayyyy. Okay now take that $20 and stick it in your mouth. Yeah, just like that. Don’t think I’m not doing this to make a point here, I am, and it will reveal itself right after you put this ball gag on.”
Is she wearing a black lobster bib?
@1 try a vest.
Apparently you missed her yesterday, Bess. It was full on bra-outline-through-mesh. Ahem. Sploodge.
That’s not a vest. That’s the top half of a barista apron.
Didn’t know she auditioned for Julie and Juliar.
She should try some mascara or something.
-guy without clue
@5 huh? are you saying she looks like julia child?
@3 wasn’t see-through at all. raise your standards if you want to be part of Drury Cleave Watch.
@5….I got it! Come on @7 try to keep up. Or else we’ll need the “Jyke Briffer” tew till yew the stiry.
@5 took @4′s apron reference and wove a subsequent reference to the movie “Julie and Julia” albeit with an Austrailian colloquial accent. @5 is clearly a pro.
~The Joke Briefer
As I have previously requested, can someone please pull an Erin Andrews peep hole stalking on Amanda Drury’s hotel room? I would do it if I was in NY.
I heard that Stephen Baldwin asked Mandy for a date and then backed out when he found out she was a woman.
Bess,
It’s better that way.
No cleavage, no sin.
I’ve been there and done that.
Tiger
I’ve noticed the Austrailian accent was subdued in the prior week but this week it has reappeared with somewhat of a vengeance.
@12 burn
I heard one of the Smucker’s execs asked her out but when she backed out she got her ass in a jam.
AD's wardrobe schedule:
Tuesday: apron
Wednesday: Lab gown
Thursday: Amish
Friday:yellow biohazard clothing without gas helmet
@joke briefer – I’ve been watching you for a while. I admire your work. well done, keep it up.
@joke briefer – I’ve been watching you for a while. I admire your work. well done, keep it up.
Once AD hits the SH/MB/MH lunch buffet here at CNBC HQ there wont be a corset in the world able to restrain those heaving, swollen, money mountains.
-Director of CNBC Catering
Mandy hasn’t been hot since 1992. It shows …
Why the f is she wearing a bear skin rug chest protector?
Mandy hasn’t been hot since 1992. It shows …
Why the f is she wearing a bear skin rug chest protector?
Mandy hasn’t been hot since 1992. It shows …
Why the f is she wearing a bear skin rug chest protector?
Mandy hasn’t been hot since 1992. It shows …
Why the f is she wearing a bear skin rug chest protector?
Mandy hasn’t been hot since 1992. It shows …
Why the f is she wearing a bear skin rug chest protector?
If Amanda’s wearing an apron it’s because an apron is like a layer of skin on an onion that protects the succulent sweetness of the Vidalia of life within us all and we all wear an onion sack of confidence that is easy to see through but hard to create a vaccum within just like our own true self if you’ll let me paint you, you’d see.
~G. Busey
Batshit, CA
If Amanda’s wearing an apron it’s because an apron is like a layer of skin on an onion that protects the succulent sweetness of the Vidalia of life within us all and we all wear an onion sack of confidence that is easy to see through but hard to create a vaccum within just like our own true self if you’ll let me paint you, you’d see.
~G. Busey
Batshit, CA
@18-19 in 1992 AD was approximately 15 yrs old.
@18-19 in 1992 AD was approximately 15 yrs old.
@18, @19 apparently hasn’t posted on DB since ’92 either
@18, @19 apparently hasn’t posted on DB since ’92 either
The vertical stripes says I see a fat porker in the mirror every morning.
The sweater vest says, will you hit or stay?
That mouth says you better hold onto something.
The vertical stripes says I see a fat porker in the mirror every morning.
The sweater vest says, will you hit or stay?
That mouth says you better hold onto something.
Oyv jist ibout ‘ad iniff yoew nitterin nibobs of nigitivism! Oim pruducin a fyne news pridict regidliss of your ipinion of me iccent. Moy brists and moi clividge oar moy bisniss and thehs nothin yew kin dew tew riscue yuh sordid sixual fintisies from the gitter wheh they arh neow. Sod off yew wynking puhvs!
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
Oyv jist ibout ‘ad iniff yoew nitterin nibobs of nigitivism! Oim pruducin a fyne news pridict regidliss of your ipinion of me iccent. Moy brists and moi clividge oar moy bisniss and thehs nothin yew kin dew tew riscue yuh sordid sixual fintisies from the gitter wheh they arh neow. Sod off yew wynking puhvs!
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
@35: Nice Work
I’d hit it and stay.
–Tila Tequila
I’d hit it and stay.
–Tila Tequila
To me, that getup (her face, etc) says “rip my clothes off and ravage me NOW” but then again, I’ve had translation issues before, so I might be a little off…
To me, that getup (her face, etc) says “rip my clothes off and ravage me NOW” but then again, I’ve had translation issues before, so I might be a little off…
@merk
you killed it with that one, good ish
BTW, she looks busted in that pic, like a TJ dancer on a lonely Tuesday night
@21 what’s your point?
-Todd Genger
@21 what’s your point?
-Todd Genger
YEAH 21…Whats your point?
J. Epstein.
YEAH 21…Whats your point?
J. Epstein.
Zere iz nossin’ ziz giil did not sho us olredi. it vas in ze lockal pepper a vik ago. A still kip ze pikchure in mi pockit.
Zere iz nossin’ ziz giil did not sho us olredi. it vas in ze lockal pepper a vik ago. A still kip ze pikchure in mi pockit.
uh-oh! something wrong here… can't quite put my finger on it…
AH! got it. no cgaspo faux ital accent comment in the first 48 posts. Must be a record.
In all honesty, this is the 1st time I have noticed her face. Does she always look like this? If so, go back to option A.
In all honesty, this is the 1st time I have noticed her face. Does she always look like this? If so, go back to option A.
If there’s grass on the field lets play.
I clicked post exactly once. Damned google phone.
If there’s grass on the field lets play.
I clicked post exactly once. Damned google phone.
If there’s grass on the field lets play.
I clicked post exactly once. Damned google phone.
If there’s grass on the field lets play.
I clicked post exactly once. Damned google phone.
You see it as an apron. I see it as one of those tv news green screens. I project a vision of loveliness thereupon…
@Anal_yst at 26: don’t make me come bail you out of jail again like the last time.
@Anal_yst at 26: don’t make me come bail you out of jail again like the last time.
@10 = @5
I have noticed that the commentariat's "real" A. Drury, New South Wales, Austrailiar, always seems to be a feminist who preaches sexual equality in the work place and not treating women like objects. The Austrailiarian phonetics can be mimicked but the subtle demand for respect seems to be the key to the true author's authenticity as opposed to rank poseurs. Just my observation.
The the attire says “I spend my free time playing with colonial dolls,” but the makeup says, “I starred in ‘Kangaroo Bang 4: The Warmest Pouch’”
@51 here again. I forgot to mention that I really liked @45's post with it's insane start and hilariously absurd ending! Is @45 the Hotel Receipt Guy? Those posts start out sort of mundane and then reach craziness within a few lines in the manner of how one ultimately builds a roaring fire from kindling and scaps of paper.
The tactical vest says, “Said he wanna be, Shorty’s gonna be a thug,” but the hoops and dark roots poking beneath the blond say, “Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open; either a nigga wear a rubber or he die smokin’.”
The tactical vest says, “Said he wanna be, Shorty’s gonna be a thug,” but the hoops and dark roots poking beneath the blond say, “Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open; either a nigga wear a rubber or he die smokin’.”
Merkin – That is a walk-off home run
Merkin – That is a walk-off home run
Merkin – That is a walk-off home run
Like the Liar Liar reference
@53 agreed, was perfect. hate it when the masses miss bess's little added gifts.
@merkin
fuckin’a
@merkin
fuckin’a
@merkin
fuckin’a
She looked like a pornstar taking a break from filming to go to a club and find some blow yesterday, so I guess they overreacted in the other direction today.
She looked like a pornstar taking a break from filming to go to a club and find some blow yesterday, so I guess they overreacted in the other direction today.
24 = imposter?
24 = imposter?
24 = imposter?
41,
Are you kidding me? That was phenom.
-Not 24
41,
Are you kidding me? That was phenom.
-Not 24
41,
Are you kidding me? That was phenom.
-Not 24
‘Moy brists and moi clividge’
the fact that you spelled australian ‘my’ two different ways in the same sentence made me laugh. that’s the only laugh i’ve had all day :(
‘Moy brists and moi clividge’
the fact that you spelled australian ‘my’ two different ways in the same sentence made me laugh. that’s the only laugh i’ve had all day :(
‘Moy brists and moi clividge’
the fact that you spelled australian ‘my’ two different ways in the same sentence made me laugh. that’s the only laugh i’ve had all day :(
@ham- did you not read this? “Would you bend over and pick that up? Yeah, really put your back into it, just like that. That’s a good girl. Oh, I see you’re wearing the crotchless panties today, very nice. [sing-songy voice] Someone’s gonna get to execute his trade todayyyy. Okay now take that $20 and stick it in your mouth. Yeah, just like that. Don’t think I’m not doing this to make a point here, I am, and it will reveal itself right after you put this ball gag on.”
@ham- did you not read this? “Would you bend over and pick that up? Yeah, really put your back into it, just like that. That’s a good girl. Oh, I see you’re wearing the crotchless panties today, very nice. [sing-songy voice] Someone’s gonna get to execute his trade todayyyy. Okay now take that $20 and stick it in your mouth. Yeah, just like that. Don’t think I’m not doing this to make a point here, I am, and it will reveal itself right after you put this ball gag on.”
@ham- did you not read this? “Would you bend over and pick that up? Yeah, really put your back into it, just like that. That’s a good girl. Oh, I see you’re wearing the crotchless panties today, very nice. [sing-songy voice] Someone’s gonna get to execute his trade todayyyy. Okay now take that $20 and stick it in your mouth. Yeah, just like that. Don’t think I’m not doing this to make a point here, I am, and it will reveal itself right after you put this ball gag on.”
AD’s wardrobe schedule:
Tuesday: apron
Wednesday: Lab gown
Thursday: Amish
Friday:yellow biohazard clothing without gas helmet
AD’s wardrobe schedule:
Tuesday: apron
Wednesday: Lab gown
Thursday: Amish
Friday:yellow biohazard clothing without gas helmet
AD’s wardrobe schedule:
Tuesday: apron
Wednesday: Lab gown
Thursday: Amish
Friday:yellow biohazard clothing without gas helmet
Once AD hits the SH/MB/MH lunch buffet here at CNBC HQ there wont be a corset in the world able to restrain those heaving, swollen, money mountains.
-Director of CNBC Catering
Once AD hits the SH/MB/MH lunch buffet here at CNBC HQ there wont be a corset in the world able to restrain those heaving, swollen, money mountains.
-Director of CNBC Catering
Once AD hits the SH/MB/MH lunch buffet here at CNBC HQ there wont be a corset in the world able to restrain those heaving, swollen, money mountains.
-Director of CNBC Catering
@35: Nice Work
@35: Nice Work
@35: Nice Work
@merk
you killed it with that one, good ish
BTW, she looks busted in that pic, like a TJ dancer on a lonely Tuesday night
@merk
you killed it with that one, good ish
BTW, she looks busted in that pic, like a TJ dancer on a lonely Tuesday night
@merk
you killed it with that one, good ish
BTW, she looks busted in that pic, like a TJ dancer on a lonely Tuesday night
uh-oh! something wrong here… can’t quite put my finger on it…
AH! got it. no cgaspo faux ital accent comment in the first 48 posts. Must be a record.
uh-oh! something wrong here… can’t quite put my finger on it…
AH! got it. no cgaspo faux ital accent comment in the first 48 posts. Must be a record.
uh-oh! something wrong here… can’t quite put my finger on it…
AH! got it. no cgaspo faux ital accent comment in the first 48 posts. Must be a record.
@10 = @5
@10 = @5
@10 = @5
I have noticed that the commentariat’s “real” A. Drury, New South Wales, Austrailiar, always seems to be a feminist who preaches sexual equality in the work place and not treating women like objects. The Austrailiarian phonetics can be mimicked but the subtle demand for respect seems to be the key to the true author’s authenticity as opposed to rank poseurs. Just my observation.
I have noticed that the commentariat’s “real” A. Drury, New South Wales, Austrailiar, always seems to be a feminist who preaches sexual equality in the work place and not treating women like objects. The Austrailiarian phonetics can be mimicked but the subtle demand for respect seems to be the key to the true author’s authenticity as opposed to rank poseurs. Just my observation.
I have noticed that the commentariat’s “real” A. Drury, New South Wales, Austrailiar, always seems to be a feminist who preaches sexual equality in the work place and not treating women like objects. The Austrailiarian phonetics can be mimicked but the subtle demand for respect seems to be the key to the true author’s authenticity as opposed to rank poseurs. Just my observation.
@51 here again. I forgot to mention that I really liked @45′s post with it’s insane start and hilariously absurd ending! Is @45 the Hotel Receipt Guy? Those posts start out sort of mundane and then reach craziness within a few lines in the manner of how one ultimately builds a roaring fire from kindling and scaps of paper.
@51 here again. I forgot to mention that I really liked @45′s post with it’s insane start and hilariously absurd ending! Is @45 the Hotel Receipt Guy? Those posts start out sort of mundane and then reach craziness within a few lines in the manner of how one ultimately builds a roaring fire from kindling and scaps of paper.
@51 here again. I forgot to mention that I really liked @45′s post with it’s insane start and hilariously absurd ending! Is @45 the Hotel Receipt Guy? Those posts start out sort of mundane and then reach craziness within a few lines in the manner of how one ultimately builds a roaring fire from kindling and scaps of paper.
Like the Liar Liar reference
Like the Liar Liar reference
Like the Liar Liar reference
@53 agreed, was perfect. hate it when the masses miss bess’s little added gifts.
@53 agreed, was perfect. hate it when the masses miss bess’s little added gifts.
@53 agreed, was perfect. hate it when the masses miss bess’s little added gifts.