• 28 Jan 2010 at 11:00 AM

Happy Birthday, Charlie Gasparino

On this most significant day in history, Charles Gasparino has has gifted us all with an overflowing bounty of mirth.


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As you can see this is not just any gift, but one that keeps on giving, offering endless opportunities to shine at a little game called Separated At Birth. I’ll start:
* John Oates
* Gabe Kaplan
* Lionel Richie
* Prince Alwaleed
* Shirley Hemphill
Now you go.

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  1. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    o
    m
    g

  2. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:05 AM

    Who wants a moustache ride?

  3. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:06 AM

    @2 me! pick me!
    -MB

  4. Posted by kdot | January 28, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    yeshamesh… my name is borat

  5. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    Geraldo Rivera

  6. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit.
    -john mack

  7. Posted by NakedShort | January 28, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    He wasn't smiling when there was nothing in Capone's Vault.

  8. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:11 AM

    The braces say "Im PEC-tacular"
    The gap in the poor dental work says "I'm a Lew Ranieri start-in-the-mailroom type"
    The moustache says "I read Penthouse for the articles"
    That megawatt smile says "I'll never have to work with a man named Dennis Kneale"
    ….if only he knew

  9. Posted by Killer Queen | January 28, 2010 at 7:12 AM

    Freddy Mercury

  10. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:12 AM
  11. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    Too bad there's no full length photo available, because I would bet a years supply of sopressata that he's wearing Capezios.

  12. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    Borat?

  13. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 28, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    Needs more steroids to become a Thug.

  14. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    John Holmes with a fabulous cockbush.

  15. Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 28, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    Sensiest man alive.
    Happy birthday, ol' Flexinator. Spumoni will be had in your honor.

  16. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:17 AM

    Hey, its me, Franky Gavone! You know, from around da block!

  17. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:18 AM

    Barney Miller? Too much of a stretch?
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3063582208/nm0511604

  18. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:20 AM

    Baba Booey

  19. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:20 AM

    Gary Dell'Abate

  20. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:22 AM

    Needs moar cockbush.

  21. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:23 AM

    @20 there's plenty of it in the full-body, NSFW shot.

  22. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:27 AM

    "You want bread? NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

  23. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:30 AM

    Switching his nickname from "Chaz" to "Cheese".

  24. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:31 AM

    my new wallpaper. boom. done.
    -SC

  25. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:31 AM

    He looks like our #2 oil guy!!

  26. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:33 AM

    22 nice.

  27. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:34 AM

    He looks so regal in that pic.

  28. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    I nominate guest@11:11AM (Post #8) for "comment of the week".

  29. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:36 AM

    Freddy Mercury call FTW.

  30. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:38 AM

    @28 seconded

  31. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:39 AM

    Smart money says he is smiling because those suspenders are doing nothing, as he is wearing no pants.
    -guy who recognizes when someone has the "I am not wearing pants smile"

  32. Posted by Motive Examiner | January 28, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    John Leslie… Erin! You know what I'm talking about.

  33. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:46 AM

    Tony Orlando
    -Dawn

  34. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:46 AM

    @28 and 30, you can't nominate your own post.

  35. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:49 AM

    Michael Strahan
    -Jared

  36. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:53 AM

    @34 Honestly it wasnt me.
    -@8

  37. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:53 AM

    @34 Why not? I do it all the time.
    -guest

  38. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 7:55 AM
  39. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 28, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    @37 = cg

  40. Posted by SonnyListon | January 28, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    Basketball great Henry Bibby's slow-witted cousin, Napoleon Guido Bonaparte Gasparino.

  41. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:12 AM

    Serpico
    -guy who hates guys that smell like hobo's dickcheese

  42. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    The braces say I am an erudite city dweller. The diastema says I am closely related to the great apes.

  43. Posted by Elaine Benes | January 28, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    I dated this guy in the '90s. Former Met Keith Hernandez
    http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/117256/3

  44. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    Luigi with a tie

  45. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:35 AM

    needs a mole.
    -the prince

  46. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    Frank Quattrone

  47. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 28, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    Snidely Whiplash.

  48. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    definitely Baba Booey

  49. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    Replace the tie with a bandanna and put him on a jar of pasta sauce.

  50. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    What is the Italian word for "goober"?

  51. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    Sim min with gips in theh tayth kin be sixy.
    ~Miss Dijeridoo
    Ayers Rock
    Austrailiar

  52. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    Grinnin' like a goat eating briars.
    ~Country Expressions Guy

  53. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    I thought that smile was solely for the bath house.

  54. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:34 AM

    lol at Naked's comment!

  55. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    Carol the watress….Simon the fag

  56. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    Captain BJ Honeycutt

  57. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    Lou Ferrigno

  58. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    That is Mr. "New Normal" Mohamed El-Erian back in the day. His collagen lip-plumping procedure (and maybe some work on the chompers?) are more recent events.

  59. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    It moved.
    -CG

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