Happy Birthday, Charlie Gasparino

On this most significant day in history, Charles Gasparino has has gifted us all with an overflowing bounty of mirth.

As you can see this is not just any gift, but one that keeps on giving, offering endless opportunities to shine at a little game called Separated At Birth.

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61 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Charlie Gasparino”

  1. guest says:


  2. guest says:

    Who wants a moustache ride?

  3. guest says:

    @2 me! pick me!

  4. kdot says:

    yeshamesh… my name is borat

  5. guest says:

    Geraldo Rivera

  6. guest says:

    Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit.
    -john mack

  7. NakedShort says:

    He wasn't smiling when there was nothing in Capone's Vault.

  8. guest says:

    The braces say "Im PEC-tacular"
    The gap in the poor dental work says "I'm a Lew Ranieri start-in-the-mailroom type"
    The moustache says "I read Penthouse for the articles"
    That megawatt smile says "I'll never have to work with a man named Dennis Kneale"
    ….if only he knew

  9. Killer Queen says:

    Freddy Mercury

  10. guest says:

    Too bad there's no full length photo available, because I would bet a years supply of sopressata that he's wearing Capezios.

  11. guest says:


  12. Pfluger the Barbaria says:

    Needs more steroids to become a Thug.

  13. guest says:

    John Holmes with a fabulous cockbush.

  14. Lowly Assistant says:

    Sensiest man alive.
    Happy birthday, ol' Flexinator. Spumoni will be had in your honor.

  15. guest says:

    Hey, its me, Franky Gavone! You know, from around da block!

  16. guest says:

    Barney Miller? Too much of a stretch?

  17. guest says:

    Baba Booey

  18. guest says:

    Gary Dell'Abate

  19. guest says:

    Needs moar cockbush.

  20. guest says:

    @20 there's plenty of it in the full-body, NSFW shot.

  21. guest says:

    "You want bread? NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

  22. guest says:

    Switching his nickname from "Chaz" to "Cheese".

  23. guest says:

    my new wallpaper. boom. done.

  24. guest says:

    He looks like our #2 oil guy!!

  25. guest says:

    22 nice.

  26. guest says:

    He looks so regal in that pic.

  27. guest says:

    I nominate guest@11:11AM (Post #8) for "comment of the week".

  28. guest says:

    Freddy Mercury call FTW.

  29. guest says:

    @28 seconded

  30. guest says:

    Smart money says he is smiling because those suspenders are doing nothing, as he is wearing no pants.
    -guy who recognizes when someone has the "I am not wearing pants smile"

  31. Motive Examiner says:

    John Leslie… Erin! You know what I'm talking about.

  32. guest says:

    Tony Orlando

  33. guest says:

    @28 and 30, you can't nominate your own post.

  34. guest says:

    Michael Strahan

  35. guest says:

    @34 Honestly it wasnt me.

  36. guest says:

    @34 Why not? I do it all the time.

  37. Pfluger the Barbaria says:

    @37 = cg

  38. SonnyListon says:

    Basketball great Henry Bibby's slow-witted cousin, Napoleon Guido Bonaparte Gasparino.

  39. guest says:

    -guy who hates guys that smell like hobo's dickcheese

  40. guest says:

    The braces say I am an erudite city dweller. The diastema says I am closely related to the great apes.

  41. Elaine Benes says:

    I dated this guy in the '90s. Former Met Keith Hernandez

  42. guest says:

    Luigi with a tie

  43. guest says:

    needs a mole.
    -the prince

  44. guest says:

    Frank Quattrone

  45. Pfluger the Barbaria says:

    Snidely Whiplash.

  46. guest says:

    definitely Baba Booey

  47. guest says:

    Replace the tie with a bandanna and put him on a jar of pasta sauce.

  48. guest says:

    What is the Italian word for "goober"?

  49. guest says:

    Sim min with gips in theh tayth kin be sixy.
    ~Miss Dijeridoo
    Ayers Rock

  50. guest says:

    Grinnin' like a goat eating briars.
    ~Country Expressions Guy

  51. guest says:

    I thought that smile was solely for the bath house.

  52. guest says:

    lol at Naked's comment!

  53. guest says:

    Carol the watress….Simon the fag

  54. guest says:

    Captain BJ Honeycutt

  55. guest says:

    Lou Ferrigno

  56. guest says:

    That is Mr. "New Normal" Mohamed El-Erian back in the day. His collagen lip-plumping procedure (and maybe some work on the chompers?) are more recent events.

  57. guest says:

    It moved.

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