On this most significant day in history, Charles Gasparino has has gifted us all with an overflowing bounty of mirth.
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As you can see this is not just any gift, but one that keeps on giving, offering endless opportunities to shine at a little game called Separated At Birth. I’ll start:
* John Oates
* Gabe Kaplan
* Lionel Richie
* Prince Alwaleed
* Shirley Hemphill
Now you go.

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Who wants a moustache ride?
@2 me! pick me!
-MB
yeshamesh… my name is borat
Geraldo Rivera
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit.
-john mack
He wasn't smiling when there was nothing in Capone's Vault.
The braces say "Im PEC-tacular"
The gap in the poor dental work says "I'm a Lew Ranieri start-in-the-mailroom type"
The moustache says "I read Penthouse for the articles"
That megawatt smile says "I'll never have to work with a man named Dennis Kneale"
….if only he knew
Freddy Mercury
Buckwheat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wo1-sI7MOQ
Too bad there's no full length photo available, because I would bet a years supply of sopressata that he's wearing Capezios.
Borat?
Needs more steroids to become a Thug.
John Holmes with a fabulous cockbush.
Sensiest man alive.
Happy birthday, ol' Flexinator. Spumoni will be had in your honor.
Hey, its me, Franky Gavone! You know, from around da block!
Barney Miller? Too much of a stretch?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3063582208/nm0511604
Baba Booey
Gary Dell'Abate
Needs moar cockbush.
@20 there's plenty of it in the full-body, NSFW shot.
"You want bread? NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
Switching his nickname from "Chaz" to "Cheese".
my new wallpaper. boom. done.
-SC
He looks like our #2 oil guy!!
22 nice.
He looks so regal in that pic.
I nominate guest@11:11AM (Post #8) for "comment of the week".
Freddy Mercury call FTW.
@28 seconded
Smart money says he is smiling because those suspenders are doing nothing, as he is wearing no pants.
-guy who recognizes when someone has the "I am not wearing pants smile"
John Leslie… Erin! You know what I'm talking about.
Tony Orlando
-Dawn
@28 and 30, you can't nominate your own post.
Michael Strahan
-Jared
@34 Honestly it wasnt me.
-@8
@34 Why not? I do it all the time.
-guest
A less regal version of
http://www.harrywalker.com/images/photos/large/St…
@37 = cg
Basketball great Henry Bibby's slow-witted cousin, Napoleon Guido Bonaparte Gasparino.
Serpico
-guy who hates guys that smell like hobo's dickcheese
The braces say I am an erudite city dweller. The diastema says I am closely related to the great apes.
I dated this guy in the '90s. Former Met Keith Hernandez
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/117256/3…
Luigi with a tie
needs a mole.
-the prince
Frank Quattrone
Snidely Whiplash.
definitely Baba Booey
Replace the tie with a bandanna and put him on a jar of pasta sauce.
What is the Italian word for "goober"?
Sim min with gips in theh tayth kin be sixy.
~Miss Dijeridoo
Ayers Rock
Austrailiar
Grinnin' like a goat eating briars.
~Country Expressions Guy
I thought that smile was solely for the bath house.
lol at Naked's comment!
Carol the watress….Simon the fag
Captain BJ Honeycutt
Lou Ferrigno
That is Mr. "New Normal" Mohamed El-Erian back in the day. His collagen lip-plumping procedure (and maybe some work on the chompers?) are more recent events.
It moved.
-CG
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