• 26 Jan 2010 at 11:43 AM

Neil Barofksy Will Cut A Bitch

neilbarofsky.jpgLiterally.

…an attitude honed during eight years of fighting white-collar criminals and Colombian drug lords as an assistant United States attorney — he still has the knife from a foiled attempt on his life in a field outside Bogota — are propelling Mr. Barofsky over barriers that have slowed the others.

SIGTARP’s Neil Barofsky Is Way More Badass Than We Realized [Daily Intel]

Comments (20)

  1. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    awesome

  2. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:50 AM

    Not impressed…
    -C. Dundee

  3. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:55 AM

    best headline ever!

  4. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    that's the sound of TG soiling himself.

  5. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:56 AM

    But will he choke a bitch?
    -Wayne B.

  6. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    But will he pee on a bitch?
    -Your Boyfriend Kells

  7. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 7:58 AM

    @6/7 stop it. I'm getting way to turned on for the office.
    -PJ

  8. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 26, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    I wonder if it was his knife, or if he wrestled it away from Pablo during a horrific, bloody struggle in the field outside of Bogota.
    There are so many questions, such as whether Pablo escaped, if he was placed into custody by Barofsky, whether any injuries were sustained, and so on.

  9. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopular | January 26, 2010 at 8:20 AM

    @10. It doesn't sound quite as glorious as I thought. Note "considered" and not "attempted".
    "On his desk sits a large knife seized from a Colombian guerrilla organization he prosecuted. According to intelligence reports, during a trip he made to Colombia on that case, the guerrillas considered trying to kidnap or kill him, but their plan was foiled."

  10. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopular | January 26, 2010 at 8:23 AM

    The knife is wooden, for what it's worth.

  11. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 26, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    @12:
    Do you know if the knife was made of hard wood? Or was it a soft wood knife?

  12. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    @13, you complete me.
    - Barney Frank

  13. Posted by Pfluger the Barbaria | January 26, 2010 at 8:43 AM

    @14:
    Barney, you two-timing slut…
    - Frankin

  14. Posted by Motive Examiner | January 26, 2010 at 8:51 AM

    Anal_yst- any thoughts?

  15. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    @16 –
    How about you – do you have any thoughts?

  16. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    16, seriously, examine your motives.

  17. Posted by american bandersnatc | January 26, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    lsn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight.

  18. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    best headline ever!

  19. Posted by guest | January 26, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    But will he choke a bitch?
    -Wayne B.

  20. [...] Barofksy’s got 75 investigations going, and all of you (LEWIS) have been warned. Let’s not forget, the TARP Inspector General “still has the knife from a foiled attempt on his life in a field [...]

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