peterorszagandhisladies.JPGWe’re a little bit late to this, because for the most part we don’t care about the love-lives of White House budget directors but whatevs: according the Post Peter Orszag has a “secret” love child, “secret” only because no one at the paper knew about the baby, and presumably not because he has the kid and the mother hiding out in some seedy part of town where no one can find them. Besides being pissed that they weren’t invited to the birth, the moral crusaders are also upset because there’s a possibility Pedro knocked up the mother, Claire Milonas, last spring, and then left her to shack up with ABC’s Bianna Golodryga, who he was engaged to six weeks after the baby was born.

Milonas’ tycoon dad, New York-based shipping magnate Spiros Milonas, 82, hit the roof. “He had to be calmed down,” recalled one close family friend. Orszag, 41, and Milonas, 39, had been dating for several months when she became pregnant last spring. “Claire told Peter she was pregnant, and he said he’d marry her — and then something went wrong,” a source close to the situation told The Post. Orszag met the stunning Golodryga, 31, at the White House correspondents dinner last May and they’ve been together ever since. Orszag and Milonas issued a joint statement, saying, “We were in a committed relationship until the spring of 2009. In November, Claire gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Although we are no longer together, we are both thrilled she is happy and healthy, and we would hope that everyone will respect her privacy.”

So maybe he did jilt the baby-momma, maybe he didn’t (Milonas is a venture capitalist, Harvard Business School grad and Greek shipping heiress so it’s possible she found someone better and ditched poindexter), who knows. The important thing here is that tomorrow we’re finally going to hear about the many, many children Larry Summers has up and down the Eastern Seaboard, and the circumstances in which they were conceived.

Comments (52)

  1. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:09 AM

    How the f*ck did nerd boy get that chick? Seriously?

  2. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:13 AM

    @1 here. Maybe she's secretly hoping he does what most other high-level government types do after their President leaves office…get a high paying job in finance. Think Clinton, Gore, Tony Blair, Rubin. Trouble is, the only job Orszag's going to get after his socialist friend leaves office is that of 'budget' director at Citi; i.e. making sure you punks aren't making color copies!

  3. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:16 AM

    Seen her on TV. Smoking hot. If he's smart he'll pull the ejection cord soon on Obama and head right to GS while he'll still marketable.
    She has a bit of that Russian stripper look about her so she may be on to better things 15 minutes from now.

  4. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    Agree with #1, WTF? She's way out of his league.

  5. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    Dudes a player – just look at him.

  6. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    "The important thing here is that tomorrow we’re finally going to hear about the many, many children Larry Summers has up and down the Eastern Seaboard, and the circumstances in which they were conceived."
    Using the alias Ronnie Mexico, Larry met each of his paramours at his narcolepsy support group.
    While the mothers of his children found the portly economist to be completely repulsive, Larry was patient.
    Consequently all of his illegitimate love children were conceived as the cheeky little monkey took advantage of the women while they were in deep REM sleep.
    Way to go big guy!
    Sorry.
    Larry, wake up.
    Way to go.

  7. Posted by Anal_yst | January 7, 2010 at 9:30 AM

    Considering how he's holdering her arm, I'd guess he's just the surrogate dad to the unwed mother, and the shopping buddy of the russian stripper

  8. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    @7 the one whose arm he's holding is the one he's not married to.

  9. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    neither seems to have tits

  10. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    I heard he can lick his own eyebrows.

  11. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    finance guys get all the chicks.

  12. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    Orszag is dating the chick from Mazzy Star?

  13. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    maybe they were both wasted and thought he was steven colbert?

  14. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:42 AM

    Who knew Bob Saget was such a player…

  15. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    Ahh . . . the thoroughly over-used "White House Budget Directors" tag . . .

  16. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    How does he get hot chicks when he's never traded the basis between Shipchannel and Waha???
    ~ 30 Yr Old Energy Transfer Trader

  17. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    Bob Saget or Steven Colbert

  18. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    eat her till she bleeds..

  19. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    eat her till she bleeds..

  20. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:47 AM

    Johnny "Wadd" Holmes was not that attractive…just sayin'….

  21. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    Anal_yst,
    What are your views on Russian strippers, manhands, kissing your mother and being an illegitimatus?

  22. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:49 AM

    who would dump a shipping heiress for a newscaster?

  23. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:53 AM

    @17, because hes not a tool like you

  24. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    @22 – what are your views on shutting the fuck up?

  25. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    @17 Hmm, cuz maybe he isn't sportin' Wranglers and a pair of Ropers.
    Get the gumbo out of your ears.

  26. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    @25 – A little cranky are we? Maybe you should have a snack.

  27. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    What's all the fuss about??
    Tom Brady

  28. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    @25, Not sure what to make of it (shutting up vs. keeping my yapper shut). Anal_yst, any words of wisdom?

  29. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    Oops, what I meant was:
    @25, Not sure what to make of it (shutting up vs. keeping my yapper going). Anal_yst, any words of wisdom?

  30. Posted by Tax Chick | January 7, 2010 at 10:13 AM

    Door knob @8 – Orszag is holding the arm of his fiancée (Golodryga) in the picture (he's not married yet, divorced with two kids, but hasn't remarried yet). Baby momma (Milonas) is the woman pictured in the inset.
    If you are going to make inane comments, get your facts straight.

  31. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:13 AM

    I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do cocaine!
    **seriously, i do a lot of cocaine.

  32. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    i would bang him
    -Barney

  33. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:16 AM

    i would totally bang him
    -Barney

  34. Posted by The Guy that says &q | January 7, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    Puh-lease. She's a young newscaster. Do you think her interest in this nerd goes anywhere beyond gaining greater access to the White House? Andrea Mitchell did the same shtick with Greenspan.
    TGTSP

  35. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    I would gladly be a father for the money of the Milonas chick.

  36. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    Me thinks Anal_yst = Tax Chick. Sort of a Jamie Lee Curtis thing going on there.

  37. Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 7, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    A hybrid model of Dennis Kneale and trisomy 21 produces sperm? Riddle me that.

  38. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    Tony's gonna be pissed when he sees this douchebag with his girlfriend. Big step down from the councilman.
    Maybe he'll send over Christopher and Furio to teach him a lesson…

  39. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    @36 true, his baby mama is loaded. No child support needed.

  40. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    That's a really bad pic of milonas she's not so bad for a babymomma…
    @#5 – definitely… Oz is a pimp

  41. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    WTF 6, unfunny, don't do it again.

  42. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    Forget Golodryga being way out of Poindexter's league. She's out of virtually anyone's league.
    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008
    I'd love to drop a map of Hawaii on her stomach.

  43. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    US News wrote an article, "10 Things You Didn’t Know About Peter Orszag," but now it should really be, 10 things you want to know about him. Here's a few for starters:
    1- Does he change his piece from time to time to simulate fresh hair cuts or does he just brush it around a bit
    2- Most high level gov guys leverage their positions onto a high paying, ceremonial Wall Street job, but is he only in it for the p~ssy?
    http://www.usnews.com/articles/news/2008/11/25/10

  44. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    There were at least of two love children of Larry's conceived around Philadelphia, one in Lower Merion, the other in Arbington.

  45. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    The Milonis girl has one of those two inch 'dick-clits' that steroid gobbling body building women get…I have it on very good authority. I'd run too.

  46. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    @46 you're a tool. and a fag. but you knew that.

  47. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    White House social functions like State,Hanukka,Christmas and State Dinners are often used by some to spot would be sexmates,married or unmarried.
    It's understood that the attendees aren't ordinary people so it goes without saying…
    -Craigs House of Whore.

  48. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    Geeezzzzz,what are you trying to tell me Peter?
    I've been doing that for a long time.If NOT FOR THAT FREAKING TREE …
    Tiger

  49. Posted by guest | January 7, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    I agree he is just a surrogate father of her child (she's 39)considering he is sort of a genius. Some women do that now. They would rather have child/ren from "quality" men than husband.

  50. Posted by guest | January 8, 2010 at 5:38 AM

    @47 he's a fag for not wanting a woman with a micropenis?

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