Comments on: Prospective Goldman Intern Will Fight To The Death For GS

By: guest

guest — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:04:38 +0000

Cabana boy for Barney minimum wage

By: secondyear

secondyear — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:03:01 +0000

for what?

By: guest

guest — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:02:36 +0000

Sounds like His daddy is a failed Dentist from Great Neck who "encourages" his moronic offspring. STFU and eat your soggy potatoe latkes. With those scores the kid will be lucky to get a job answering phones in a denture factory.

By: Guest

Guest — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:58:10 +0000

Drunk on a dare he sent this in from a community college in Staten Island. Being obnoxious, overconfident and arrogant with extremely low scores means very little. He sounds like a better fit for the garment center selling piece goods say 40 years ago. Success is about math scores these days. Stop watching "Wall Street" and get a job as a phone operator on QVC.

By: ze pequeno

ze pequeno — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:45:48 +0000

go make yourself today's internet joke of the day…
go make alexey vaynor chuckle quietly to himself…
go gator.

By: guest

guest — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:03:32 +0000

@82
awesome

By: someone

someone — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:54:18 +0000

oh. [beep...] it just made me lmfao

By: guest

guest — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:29:11 +0000

Ditto 74. For most firms, campus recruiting is a mostly-pleasant collateral duty which can take a lot of time and offers no career upside for those in a business unit who do it. (I don't know how human resources people feel about it; there are probably much worse jobs in HR.)
Undergraduates do silly stuff all the time in their quests for employment, and it is best to just let the poor attempts go unacknowledged and unrewarded. Publicly releasing job application information like this is almost certainly a terminable offense for whoever sent it. It is very poor judgment to risk losing a good job at GS for a belly laugh at an applicant.

By: guest

guest — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 06:54:35 +0000

@118 FTW. Nothing but the truth!

By: guest

guest — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:54:35 +0000

@118 FTW. Nothing but the truth!

By: pdymjydwbf

pdymjydwbf — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:02:57 +0000

sHaCBe

By: guest

guest — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:17:44 +0000

He forgot the key entry parameters to IBD: how many photocopies can you take per second, and deadlift of how many Kgs of IPO prospectus.
Rejected; get into weightlifting (while studying an MBA) and we'll talk.

By: guest

guest — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:28:42 +0000

@91:
It honestly sounds like you've got a chip on your shoulder about the fact that state-schoolers tend to be more successful than the private school kids once they arrive at most investment banks.
Don't worry about it- investment banks typically have much higher standards for the state schoolers they hire. Many Ivy Leaguers are just as successful, too- and if you have the same raw work ethic and intelligence that it took us to get here from state school, I'm sure you can keep up with everyone else's success. I wish you the very best.

By: guest

guest — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 19:28:40 +0000

Interview with Jeremy King on Wall Street Oasis here: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/jeremy-king-e...

By: hustler

hustler — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:59:16 +0000

@114 how can i fucking work for you?