Double fist pump for DoubleLine LLC! Earlier this week, when we discussed the matter of Jeffrey Gundlach, who’s being sued by his former employer, TCW, for conspiracy, unfair competition, theft of proprietary and having dozens upon dozens of dildos, hardcore pornos, spank rags and weed in his office, a few of you wondered if there would be any sort of fall-out for Gunds. Would his new clients take issue with his admission to keeping, among other things, Weapons of Ass Destruction, Dr. Fellatio 16, a 6-inch brown rubber penis, an 8-inch glass penis and a pink and black strap restraining device in his office? Would the colleagues who followed him out the door of TCW be regretting their decision? No word yet on how clients feel about all this but apparently the defectors like it just fine and they’ve convinced their friends to get on board the Trip Down Mammary Lane train. At least 7 TCW employees have joined the new shop as of yesterday.
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Those West Coast distressed shops are all filled with freak.
Excluding OCM.
where can I send my resume??????????
-PJ
Really not sure what Soc Gen was thinking with this move. This sets up to be one whale of a lawsuit particularly if LineLine fails to raise capital. I only see this costing the bank money, and they're not even covered by the TARP!!!!!
@3 DOUBLELine, not LineLine. DoubleLine, like double penetration.
-JG
He looks so regal in that pic.
Bunch of homo sapiens
~Dick Fuld
Do they need a sponsor because I have room on my bag….
Tiger "slayer" Woods
Bess clearly ripped this headline from Erotic Dancers Weekly. She just added the second and third words. Not cool Bess, not cool.
"I'll sew your asshole closed and keeping feeding you and feeding you."
I hear the glass dildos are preferable because they're easier to keep clean. So i hear.
@7 – I believe you mean "do they need a spokesperson" or "pitchman"…just sayin'
@10 he also had rubber and chrome ones. what are your thoughts on those?
@9 – you said that with a negro accent. Examine your motives.
@12 – Chrome? What a pretentious asshole.
its TCW, not TWC
I notice that there was no mention of butt plugs.
@13. Sounded more like a negro dialect to me. Examine your motives.
The Weather Channel?
Since only 7 employees have moved, are we to understand "scores of employees" to mean that DoubleLine is hiring not only TCW employees but their random hook-ups as well? That would make Gundlach even more legendary than he's already become
Those people left TCW to join DL in December. They waited to announce it until this week. DL is trying to stem the fallout from the lawsuit.
Seven is more than enough for a full-length adult movie, no? And you've got the director/performer, you've got the props…If you read between the lines, the DVDs were "vestiges" from the "past", so this means he will no longer be a consumer but a producer. Free copies to any public retiree plan manager that signed up AFTER the letter became public.
General question…anyone else find it odd why porn movies have such inordinately high sequel numbers? Really? Part 16? What wasn't told in Dr. Fellatio 1-15 that you just had to pick it up again and make #16?
"Yeah I'll fucking lay your nuts on a fucking dresser. Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat. KABLOW!"
22 Let me guess you one of those that claims to watch porn for the plot and storyline.
She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese
The Bridegroom's doors are opened wide,
And I am next of kin;
The guests are met, the feast is set:
May'st hear the merry din.'
The high sequel numbers is done to take advantage of brand loyalty. If you bought Gorilla Girl 2-Woman vs Apeman and enjoyed it, chances are you'll be able to find the same themes, camera work, editing, and gonzo factor in a Gorilla Girl sequel. Producers want repeat customers and are just putting out what customers want, in a easy that makes it easy for customers to know what they're buying.
@26 Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now!
@24…you misunderestimate me. I watch for the goreous, tanned women with fake tits doing lesbo scenes, DPs, 3 guy bukkakes and overall spankability.
@27…thank you. You complete me.
No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
26,
That was appreciated.
@BBF
3-guy bukakke? Wtf is that softcore bullsh*t you're watching?
@BBF also Dr. Fellatio 16 was that rarity in cinema, a sequel that outshone the original.
…@32 Anal-yst, cut a guy some slack, I watch it at work, afterall.
Course, if you'd like to suggest some new titles, I'm always up for recommended viewing.
@20. Bravo!!
Bess: All of those "new" people had all departed TCW by mid-December. The press release to which your refer lacked "news" integrity and was simply a ploy to create the false impression of forward progress and momentum. Don't let DoubleLine play you for a fool. Fact check. Fact check. Fact check.
@35 = TWC press guy.
Ahem.
TWC=The Weather Channel
TCW=Trust Company of the West
Anyone else think Gundlach is one wierd-looking dude?
@37 no. i'd hit it.
37,
He kind of looks like Private Pile.
@BBF
I can't type it out but c*monherface.com is prolly along the lines of what you're looking for (* = u, if it wasn't painfully obvious).
Back before the Feds so unfairly prosecuted him, Max Hardcore was THE man, sigh…
throatgaggers.com
@37 – I saw his picture and immediately realized why he had all the porn: no live action.
@36
It is TCW, you fucking faggot.
Now go polish your PM's love stick.
Anal-yst and Naked, many thanks.
I will delve deeply into the works of Ray Guhn on his site. And I will also take in the epic episode of Taylor Hill on throatgaggers.
Sometimes, I love this world. Everywhere you go…people are the same.
@t chicky – the dude got paid $40 million last year. if he can't find a way to get live action with that he should give it back…
@42/TC- considering the way he looks in the photo, I'm just surprised the p0rn was of the fairly "normal" variety (i.e. no
@BBF
In my experience, there's sick f*cks like us everywhere, but especially in Finance.
@Cluzo
Absolutely. $40mm/year this guy should be swimming, nay, drowning in hot grade-A 'tang.
You know, the thought just occured to me: I've seen porn involving midgets, superheroes, school teachers, cops. Injuns and cowboys, maids, babysitters, and gardeners. Romans, fantasy characters, TREEs, utility workers, and Sarah Palin. Vampires, easter rabbit, santa claus, and god knows what else.
I have, however, never seen a porno with Jesus, or, for that matter, Muhammad.
God, think of the potential.
"Jesus, You're Big!"
Anyone willing to invest?
http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp…
Kelly the Coed 15 – PiPi Girls Rule!
guerilla style shot on location across sc- main quad, kappa sig, sae. the chick taking the beerbong to the face and gagging sells the video
What can I say? I guess even whores have standards. Not saying I wouldn't pull an indecent proposal, but it would have to be a serious chunck of change. He looks like he likes to hit, maybe even bite.
Wondering if there are any homemade vid's of Vanevery and him and who knows else in that stash…..most don't agree but that amateur stuff is aight. Tax Chick…..were it not for anonymity I would ask you out for……I'll let you complete that sentence
There's a tag named after me! Has Bess been trolling russian porn sites?
@35 dear tcw employee – thanks for recommending fact checks in this instance why don't you do the same for rest of the "news" posts on this blog? tell marc stern "hello" as he is reading your emails…
Pretty good source says the Oaktree rank-and-file have pressured senior partners to back out of deal with JG. They are trying to come up with a nice way to hand Doubleline its independence. Could be a long year for JG and team.
Bonnie Baha, Paul Kirste, and the rest of the Government group left the week after Gundlach was fired. The did not "just" leave as this article alludes. They left just a few days after Gundlachs dismissal.
Luz Padilla and her team are another example. It was announced last week that they had Joined Gunndlach. When in fact Luz notified TCW about her departure a week after Gundlach was fired
since we're on the subject, i'd like to recommend some of my favorite porn stars:
1. Rebeca Linares
2. Julia Bonds
3. Rachel Starr
4. Naomi Russell
5. Haley Paige (RIP)
6. Austin Kincaid
7. Julia Paes
8. Angel Dark
9. Christina Bella
10.Lorena Sanchez
I saw Gundlach had a black eye and scratched face, anyone know who kicked his arse?
Does anyone want to talk about the irrefutable evidence of Cris Santa Ana, Barbara VanEvery and Jeff Mayberry stealing data from TCW? This was never denied by Gundlach as he knows forensic evidence does not lie. I wonder how the three of them will look in prison orange?
Perhaps his wife beat the S**t out of him
Perhaps his wife beat the S**t out of him where did you see that he had a black eye
Perhaps his wife beat the S**t out of him. Where did you see him that he had a black eye. Thats funny
Perhaps his wife beat the S**t out of him. Where did you see him that he had a black eye…….that's funny.
any ideas if they brought along the vestiges on the "team building" trip?
What is ironic is the bondage / restraints…..while in his letter friends of doubleline……I have not had any appropriate actions..blah blah with anyone on the road or in my office…..Well kind of hard to use restraints on yourself isn't it….lmfao
where did you see that he had a black eye?
numerous spottings in downtown LA: black eye(s), cuts/scratches, maybe even a busted nose. cover story: he fell asleep at his desk.
qpEHGW I loved your article.Much thanks again. Really Cool.