Hey hey future Harry Markopoloses (Markopoloi?) of the world: the SEC wants to hear from you! Really! For serious! Yes, it’s true, back in the day (as recently as a year-ish or so ago), your kind was not welcome at the Securities and Exchange Commission. They would’ve told you to fuck off, get bent, S a D and so on and so forth.
One, because they regarded you guys as amateurs who didn’t know what you were talking about and two, because they just didn’t much care. Bernie Madoff running a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme? Don’t bother us with that kind of crap, ever again, but especially not while we’re hard at work gathered around the boss’s computer losing it over 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Now, though, you have Mary and Co’s full attention and respect. And it’d be really great if you could do the legwork on uncovering some scams for them, at least for the time being, while they’re at Fraud College, learning how to do their jobs. Come and knock on our door.
SEC says whistle-blowers welcome [UPI]
So this is what it comes to….problem fixed?
Dis is excellent news. Its about fuckin' time. Even dough she's facia bruta , I'm gonna cawl Mary and tell her awl about dose fuckin' rating agencies, da "issuer pays" model, and rating shopping.
I'm da woild's foremost expert on da issuer pays model. I'm gotta beat dat ARS jamook dis time. (His column today was weak.)
-cg
mary s- hb needed?
How do you show someone you love that they are the one?
So many ways to express love, it’s hard to choose just one.
How you gonna do it?
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.
Sometimes makin’ love’s not enough, you have to step it up.
and urinating on a face is not enough to say…I love you.
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.
Jon Lajoie
Jeez.
She's got the MCC mouth going in that picture.
Come and knock on our door…
We've been waiting for you….
Where the schemes are hers and hers and his,
Fraud Colleges, too.
Come and dance on our floor….
Stop a ponz that is new…
We're some loveable dinks that barely think,
Fraud Colleges, too.
You'll see that life's a mess and Mary is calling for you…
Down at our rendez-vous,
Fraud Colleges, too!!!!
facia bruta?
she looks so david spade in that pic