Hours shadowing BSD’s on the trading floor. Months riding the highs and crashing the lows of having an online brokerage account. Countless meetings with Goldman Sachs executives. It’s all come together. For this moment.
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Who was the dude in Shia's apartment?
1,
Fucking idiot. That was a girl.
-LEH Quant
Zach Morris should have been casted as the new Bud Fox
I beat the shit outa' Gekko while he was in prison. I made him my bitch, that little white pussy. I fucked him till he loved me.
-Bernie "Money Never Sleeps, Unless It's Been Drugged and Date-raped" Madoff
LOL @ Mobile phone. Even Oliver Stone pokes fun at the 80s shit.
I may just have to see this now. Maybe….Its going to make Wall St people look worse than they do now to the rest of the world. Barack will prob have a front seat.
Best scene in 1 is when he sends the call girl to pick em up in the limo.
finally, we get to see the gucci loafers up close
Eli "Tuco" Wallach is in this?
I hope theres a scene with him running through a cemetary like a little girl
I would definitely not do Shia with the lights on.
-Quato
this movie will blow
Seriously, that was one of the worst previews I've ever seen. I, in no way, am excited about this movie after seeing that. Even the music sucked.
I agree with @10 – this movie will blow.
This looks really gay and supid. God fucking terrible.
She Le Poof is giving birth to another fruit? How does this work?
Epic Flatulance
Agreed, this movie will blow.
-Not 10 but a fan of his witty and insightful commentary
You know what else is never gonna sleep, Douglas kid. Going to jail for 10 years, way to light your lotto ticket on fire kid
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-You know who…Ping goes the dynamite
"Someone reminded me I once said, 'greed is good'. Now it seems it's legal."
Gee, that makes sense.
Im going to watch this on my iFlop.
Looks terrible
I jerked off to this.
-Jeffrey Chiang
@17 "ping goes the dynamite"
awesome
I just shoved a motorcycle helmet up my ass after watching this.
-Dennis Kneale
I hate that I'm going to inevitably end up seeing this movie, blah
I'm disappointed the Cletus the Fox NFL transformer robot dude was not flexing/warming up in the bottom left corner of the trailer complete with sound effects.
This movie needs a scene where Gekko forcibly impregnates Tim Tebow and then forces him to have an abortion at gunpoint during halftime of the Super Bowl.
Oh we are all too, too hip to live, aren't we? I, for one, cannot wait! "Wall Street" was the only good film OS ever made.
iJustpuked
@28 Platoon?
Three years ago, I was in the same GMAT prep. class as Shia, in Chelsea.
Although the movie looks god awful, I hope that his work on those practice exams reflects his work ethic. In that case, he'll make a tremendous Bud.
Good on you, Shia.
-Guy That Is T(S?)exting Shia To Find Out If I Can Borrow His CFA Notes
I would have casted Alex Vayner as Bud Fox and used his video as the trailer.
@28 – Avatar?
of course everyone is going to hate on this, given all the negative build-up, but honestly, i dont think it looks all that bad.
30, what about that softcore fluff piece on Castro?
Also, for the love of all that is holy, why no reference to the noted hooker fucker today?
If you have to trade, trade. Don't talk…
- Tuco
@33 Avatar=Cameron 28
And if you front run me, you had better front run me very well. Whoever front runs me, and leaves me solvent, understands NOTHING about Tuco.
@30 Platoon is overrated. But I will give you "Talk Radio," although still nothing like the classic that is "Wall Street." 28
At the end of the movie, Gordon cuts Tuco's market data feed five minutes before the close. Tuco, furiously trying to trade out of a massive short position in a cigarello manufacturer, screams "Blondie!!!!!!!"
i hope at the end of the movie, they both go to jail.
that way i can have some fresh piece of ass and an old piece of ass to choose from.
-Bubba
looks gay.
some reasons why it looks fake:
1. has no images/references to models & bottles
2. i didn't see 1 blackberry
3. noone is doing lines of cocaine off of a russian striper's ass
4. no one is making it rain on top of a dominican stripper's bubble butt at Score
5. no bitch interns blowing anyone
6. noone slepping with the secretaries
7. and more importantly, no mention of Finance Meets Fashion monthly parties
will have to pass on it
@42 that's 'cause it wasn't shot from 2006-2007.
@37 – WRONG, Avatar was to Oliver Stone as Titanic was to George Lucas.
Nice Blues Brothers homage, Oli. Movie looks terrible though.
Nice Blues Brothers homage, Oli. Movie looks terrible though.
Bess look: Finally some respect!
http://www.businessinsider.com/gordon-gekkos-80s-…
Read the script here:
http://drop.io/2009blacklist
Keep hitting "See more files in this group" till you get to it – it's toward the end.
is there any truth to the rumor that there will be an "ass-to-ass" scene with Shia and Dennis Kneale
@43. agree, the time frame is a bitch. i was just a bit nostalgic.
was that supposed to be a Jim Simons lookalike in the middle of the clip?
Frank Langella looks sort of like Jim Simons (RTC)…
Looks like the worst movie of all time. And I agree with @42, totally fake. But I'll probably go see it anyway…or rent it.
LEH Quant, are you fking Andrew Ellner??
@52 he's supposed to be Carl Icahn
the fuck is next, shia labeouf in a remake of platoon? this blows harder than Jiang Ping's latest analyst
The character of Bud Fox was based on me.
JJC
@57 agreed, but the name is ping jiang, not jiang ping.
Am I the only one who was expecting Stone Cold or the Rock to come out of no where and starting kicking ass based on the music???
32 FTW
Already dated. Better take would be the Bollywood version of the Galleon story. The Rock bitch slapping Gary Rosenbach's character. Speaking of that little pussy – when do the feds come knocking on his door for trading on inside info?
61=Elyse
A better intro to the trailer would be:
One Patek Phillipe watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One Canali pinstripe suit jacket, one Canali pinstripe suit pants. One Zack Morris cell phone. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here.
The Blues Brothers!!!