Hours shadowing BSD’s on the trading floor. Months riding the highs and crashing the lows of having an online brokerage account. Countless meetings with Goldman Sachs executives. It’s all come together. For this moment.

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Comments (63)

  1. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:20 AM

    Who was the dude in Shia's apartment?

  2. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    1,
    Fucking idiot. That was a girl.
    -LEH Quant

  3. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    Zach Morris should have been casted as the new Bud Fox

  4. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:26 AM

    I beat the shit outa' Gekko while he was in prison. I made him my bitch, that little white pussy. I fucked him till he loved me.
    -Bernie "Money Never Sleeps, Unless It's Been Drugged and Date-raped" Madoff

  5. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:28 AM

    LOL @ Mobile phone. Even Oliver Stone pokes fun at the 80s shit.

  6. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    I may just have to see this now. Maybe….Its going to make Wall St people look worse than they do now to the rest of the world. Barack will prob have a front seat.
    Best scene in 1 is when he sends the call girl to pick em up in the limo.

  7. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    finally, we get to see the gucci loafers up close

  8. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Eli "Tuco" Wallach is in this?
    I hope theres a scene with him running through a cemetary like a little girl

  9. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    I would definitely not do Shia with the lights on.
    -Quato

  10. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:40 AM

    this movie will blow

  11. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    Seriously, that was one of the worst previews I've ever seen. I, in no way, am excited about this movie after seeing that. Even the music sucked.
    I agree with @10 – this movie will blow.

  12. Posted by Linday C | January 28, 2010 at 10:43 AM

    This looks really gay and supid. God fucking terrible.

  13. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:44 AM

    She Le Poof is giving birth to another fruit? How does this work?

  14. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Epic Flatulance

  15. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Agreed, this movie will blow.
    -Not 10 but a fan of his witty and insightful commentary

  16. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    You know what else is never gonna sleep, Douglas kid. Going to jail for 10 years, way to light your lotto ticket on fire kid

  17. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    -You know who…Ping goes the dynamite

  18. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    "Someone reminded me I once said, 'greed is good'. Now it seems it's legal."
    Gee, that makes sense.

  19. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    Im going to watch this on my iFlop.

  20. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    Looks terrible

  21. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    I jerked off to this.
    -Jeffrey Chiang

  22. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    @17 "ping goes the dynamite"
    awesome

  23. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    I just shoved a motorcycle helmet up my ass after watching this.
    -Dennis Kneale

  24. Posted by Anal_yst | January 28, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    I hate that I'm going to inevitably end up seeing this movie, blah

  25. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    I'm disappointed the Cletus the Fox NFL transformer robot dude was not flexing/warming up in the bottom left corner of the trailer complete with sound effects.

  26. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    This movie needs a scene where Gekko forcibly impregnates Tim Tebow and then forces him to have an abortion at gunpoint during halftime of the Super Bowl.

  27. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    Oh we are all too, too hip to live, aren't we? I, for one, cannot wait! "Wall Street" was the only good film OS ever made.

  28. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    iJustpuked

  29. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    @28 Platoon?

  30. Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 28, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    Three years ago, I was in the same GMAT prep. class as Shia, in Chelsea.
    Although the movie looks god awful, I hope that his work on those practice exams reflects his work ethic. In that case, he'll make a tremendous Bud.
    Good on you, Shia.
    -Guy That Is T(S?)exting Shia To Find Out If I Can Borrow His CFA Notes

  31. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    I would have casted Alex Vayner as Bud Fox and used his video as the trailer.

  32. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:30 AM

    @28 – Avatar?

  33. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    of course everyone is going to hate on this, given all the negative build-up, but honestly, i dont think it looks all that bad.

  34. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    30, what about that softcore fluff piece on Castro?
    Also, for the love of all that is holy, why no reference to the noted hooker fucker today?

  35. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    If you have to trade, trade. Don't talk…
    - Tuco

  36. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    @33 Avatar=Cameron 28

  37. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    And if you front run me, you had better front run me very well. Whoever front runs me, and leaves me solvent, understands NOTHING about Tuco.

  38. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    @30 Platoon is overrated. But I will give you "Talk Radio," although still nothing like the classic that is "Wall Street." 28

  39. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    At the end of the movie, Gordon cuts Tuco's market data feed five minutes before the close. Tuco, furiously trying to trade out of a massive short position in a cigarello manufacturer, screams "Blondie!!!!!!!"

  40. Posted by bubba | January 28, 2010 at 12:21 PM

    i hope at the end of the movie, they both go to jail.
    that way i can have some fresh piece of ass and an old piece of ass to choose from.
    -Bubba

  41. Posted by latino | January 28, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    looks gay.
    some reasons why it looks fake:
    1. has no images/references to models & bottles
    2. i didn't see 1 blackberry
    3. noone is doing lines of cocaine off of a russian striper's ass
    4. no one is making it rain on top of a dominican stripper's bubble butt at Score
    5. no bitch interns blowing anyone
    6. noone slepping with the secretaries
    7. and more importantly, no mention of Finance Meets Fashion monthly parties
    will have to pass on it

  42. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    @42 that's 'cause it wasn't shot from 2006-2007.

  43. Posted by CoveredLong | January 28, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    @37 – WRONG, Avatar was to Oliver Stone as Titanic was to George Lucas.

  44. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Nice Blues Brothers homage, Oli. Movie looks terrible though.

  45. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    Nice Blues Brothers homage, Oli. Movie looks terrible though.

  46. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:45 PM
  47. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    Read the script here:
    http://drop.io/2009blacklist
    Keep hitting "See more files in this group" till you get to it – it's toward the end.

  48. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    is there any truth to the rumor that there will be an "ass-to-ass" scene with Shia and Dennis Kneale

  49. Posted by Latino | January 28, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    @43. agree, the time frame is a bitch. i was just a bit nostalgic.

  50. Posted by Last Man Standing | January 28, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    was that supposed to be a Jim Simons lookalike in the middle of the clip?

  51. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    Frank Langella looks sort of like Jim Simons (RTC)…

  52. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    Looks like the worst movie of all time. And I agree with @42, totally fake. But I'll probably go see it anyway…or rent it.

  53. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 2:19 PM

    LEH Quant, are you fking Andrew Ellner??

  54. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    @52 he's supposed to be Carl Icahn

  55. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    the fuck is next, shia labeouf in a remake of platoon? this blows harder than Jiang Ping's latest analyst

  56. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    The character of Bud Fox was based on me.
    JJC

  57. Posted by guest | January 28, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    @57 agreed, but the name is ping jiang, not jiang ping.

  58. Posted by e_anthony58 | January 28, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Am I the only one who was expecting Stone Cold or the Rock to come out of no where and starting kicking ass based on the music???

  59. Posted by guest | January 29, 2010 at 5:41 AM

    32 FTW

  60. Posted by guest | January 29, 2010 at 5:41 AM

    Already dated. Better take would be the Bollywood version of the Galleon story. The Rock bitch slapping Gary Rosenbach's character. Speaking of that little pussy – when do the feds come knocking on his door for trading on inside info?

  61. Posted by guest | January 29, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    61=Elyse

  62. Posted by Jose Canseco | January 29, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    A better intro to the trailer would be:
    One Patek Phillipe watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One Canali pinstripe suit jacket, one Canali pinstripe suit pants. One Zack Morris cell phone. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here.

  63. Posted by Gordon Shumway | May 14, 2010 at 1:40 AM

    The Blues Brothers!!!

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