Interested in starting your (extremely) early morning with this lady? Think you can get (it) up by 4AM? ‘Cause CNBC would like to introduce you to Nicole Lapin, who will be anchoring the network’s “Worldwide Exchange,” a show you may never have heard of but airs from 4-6AM. Lapin is 25, a Northwestern graduate, a vegan, the daughter of a former Miss Israel, and single, according to the all-knowing Wikipedia. Thumbs up, thumbs down? Is this a programming change you think you could get behind? Here’s a video of Nicole interviewing a strung-out Jeremy Piven (possibly in the middle of his Mercury poisoning scare):
And here’s one of Nicole running:
Boobs not big enough.
She has a big supersized head.
I want to go to there.
Lazy eyed Lindsay Lohan
Lapin? Sounds like she doesn't shower.
Also her right eye is twice the size of the left one.
She took steroids using a negro dialect.
I'd throw it through
needs breast implants
@naked short:
can we get a handbridge ruling?
25? she must be on the accelerated aging "babushka" program. russian ancestry?
@9 I think naked will agree that she needs multiple HBs.
Thats a little early, but since I usually have morning wood I could probably make it work.
Mark McG
@9/11 youre going to need to Army Corp of Engineers to keep those things together.
Bess, I would rather wake up to you.
Brian Williams
http://www.nicolelapin.net/
http://www.nicolelapin.net/
@5 im with you on this one – but please take note of her boobs – its the LEFT one that's twice the size of the right.
i originally thought she had suffered some sort of trauma escaping through the birth canal, but now im not sure.
@5 – it offsets perfectly the imbalance in her boobs. Otherwise she'd constantly tilt to one side.
@naked – agreed. if that push up was any tighter, she'd be out of breath!
holy bobble head
I hope the Worldwide Exchange production team has some calamine for those mosquito bites.
@naked/cluzo/etc
I'll give her AA to B- on those things, she definitely needs to enhance, see godaddy.com, etc
thankles….like Hilary…but younger…thats why she doesn't run well. Stick to bowling.
That is the ugliest girl in the world. And fattest.
Her small size keeps her agile.
There is a test for 4 a.m. night tumescence. I found this medical procedure, courtesy of the NIH, that "determines a man's ability or inability to achieve an erection during sleep."
It involves wrapping 5 to six postage stamps around the subject's member for three nights, and the site advises that the "test is done to confirm if a man can have an erection at night."
Interested viewers can learn more about the Stamp Test here:
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/0...
Thank you for the distraction. It was getting pretty heated in the previous thread.
SMOKIN HOT!!! Let's be honest!!
I wouldn't even make love to her with Anal_yst's "penis".
Vegan virgin?
# 30 2 pump chump!!
From the running clip, "chest strap-on"? I think she should move to an analyst position with DoubleLine. I don't even know how that's possible.
looks like trish regan's little sister.
She does have a big head, but it's still smaller than my left one.
My seat is safe.
MCC
She looks like a result of fetal alcohol syndrome.
"Is this a programming change you think you could get behind?"
Surprised no one has taken the bait on that one, but let me get these out of the way:
"A Vegan? I prefer a girl who likes to eat meat."
"I'd love to shtup that yiddishe maidel any hour of the day"
I feel relieved.
@ 36
hahahhaa
she runs like an elephant and has tree trunks for legs… but otherwise
every single one of you would hit it.
I would hit it. Twice. With the lights on.
-Guy who hits things with the lights on
@40 – even TC?
Ridders here shid not thynk you will be eyeble to drawr me into the jivinyle end infintyle diskision of brist relyted sixual fintisies to riscue this thrid. The woman is a perfishonnel newskister and desirves our rispict.
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
I would also hit her.
Wellesley grad.
i would hit that –
Jersey Shore Guy
@40 – that you nicole? getting close to bed time, you're going to have get early to get out to fort lee.
Hey Bess: How about a Vizu "Would You Hit It? " poll…(pardon the expression of course.)
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Wow, 24 hrs into the gig, and those tits got old.
-guy who thinks MCC's tits will never get old.
Nope
She has gained so much weight since her role in Lord of the Rings…
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Isn't "Lapin" a French word for a bunny rabbit?
~Robespierre
Cullottes, OK
Waif like at best. I'll take the meat-eaters like MCC and even Maria B. You know those ladies can take a serious dump when necessary. This woman probably shits rabbit pellets.
@49 Laugh? I nearly shat!
Oh, so now SHE'S a celebrity, too?????
~Jon Gosselin
her?
I'd hit that. Literally
-Brad Ferro – Queens, NY
@Cluzo
Englewood Cliffs, buddy.
@8 agreed, they would look fantastic on her small frame. Finally a real spinner.
I used to watch CNN pipeline just for this chick. Fine as hell in a dress suit too.
I agree with Anal_yst.
I'd squeeze that or to that.
-Bill Clinton
KILL IT…KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
la-Pin your ankles behind your head
Pass – She is a heel striker
Pre Wannabe
She better keep those boobs outta' Boston, Cleveland, and Cincinnati.
@anal_yst – easy dirty jersey; I'm not your buddy, pal. not to mention, it's all the same. I'm going to call her "snookie." for that outburst you've just nominated yourself as the "situation" and YOUR buddy @62 is "ronnie."
AB@42,
Defintely not. There are women who make me stop and ponder switching teams (usually after a couple of G&Ts)… she is definitely not one of them.
CNBC is the biggest joke on cable. Why don't they just drop the pretense and hire strippers. Its what people want and where they're headed anyways. Bring Naked News to cable.
Anal_yst – I feel like we have drifted apart.
wow – her eyes are messed up!
Stuart Scott
wow – her eyes are messed up, yo!
Stuart Scott
She needs a Liz Claman face and body implant.
You guys are hilarious. Most of the dissers probably live with their mother in the basement eating bag after bag of cheetos. She'd probably throw up a little in her mouth on seeing any of you haters.
She's not the hottest girl ever, but she's certainly very cute. As for brains, dunno, haven't watched the video. And 44DDD's ain't what makes he world go 'round.
What could a 25 year old possibly know about business??? Or anything for that matter? You know who hires 25 year old hot chicks, pharmaceutical companies and TV stations.
77=6 sentences packed full of cluelessness, show yourself out.
@78 you have offended all 25 year old hot chicks
-25 year old hot chick
@75 liz is a glorified soccer mom. big tits, NOT hot.
"What could a 25 year old possibly know about business??? Or anything for that matter?"
fyi: you're reading/commenting on a site run by a 25 year old.
@80 You are not hot. I told you that because I wanted to bang you.
No-standards Jefferies trader.
now if only I could get her to eat meat…
is there anything written @77. All is see is blah blah blah blah 44DDD.
-good looking guy who thinks she has a big head and lives with his mother
@71 amen
i would hit that -
Jersey Shore Guy
77 = Melissa Etheridge
this chick is more busted than that caruso-cabrera 9 last names bitch that's on the air now
She needs a Liz Claman face and body implant.
CNBC chicks are fugly. My entire trading floor switches over to Claman for the most delectible lips and rack, which had you been watching today, would spring from your 50 inch Samsung HD trading monitor in all its glory.
–guy who should be trading but sometimes gets distracted
sweet 5-head. i'd still like to get all NSFW w/ her.
-santa
I believe nothing can be added to an already done cake. Majority indicates that NBC cable business place is on a path of self-destruction. Amen'
Mom's is a heb.. you would think her tats would be at least 38DD. – Guy who bangs jewish wife with big titz while thinking about her sis with bigger titz
she looks like she sucks a good cock, not in Maggy Brennan category but I'd still jerk off to her.
conceived at Chernobyl right after the melt down !
Guest……..what a waste of space.
this is awesome, as a west coaster, I can cum home from the bars and tune her in before dozing off for my 4 hours of sleep before the market opens…..this is officially the NKI
All of you insulting her are ghey. So back to spanking yourselves to pictures of your fat, bald aging MDs. Losers.
Think she’s in the next Batman as Ms. Joker. Look at that grin, you could slice a lemon with those dimples.
Give it another 5 years and, assuming her looks keep up, this backdrop would be ever so fitting
http://www.nicolelapin.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Nicole-Lapin-and-Mayor-Rudy-Giuliani-post.jpg