• 11 Jan 2010 at 10:00 AM

UBS Conspiring To Keep Employees From Quitting?

By Bess Levin

Know this, Swiss: they’re on to you.

UBS’s bonus numbers are due out the end of February, but for the second year in a row, this has been because they’ve delayed both bonus communication and payouts. The idea is that many recently opened positions at other banks will have been filed by the time the Swiss bend us over with shitty comp numbers.

Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:05 AM

    U and US:Stuck with each other, like it or not….

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:06 AM

    what does UBS do? It's on the tip of my tongue.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:09 AM

    @2 blows?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:15 AM

    @3 no, but close

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:16 AM

    Hey Anal, any thoughts on the situation?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:19 AM

    shut up and keep tax dodging, k?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:25 AM

    what's this got to do w/ the price of real estate in fairfield county?

  8. 8
    Posted by Mark Nazal | January 11, 2010 at 6:42 AM

    The article mentions that there are open positions at other banks. Does anyone know if this includes RBC?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:44 AM

    @8 yes, get going on that new website.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:44 AM

    does anyone really fall for this anymore?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:53 AM

    @5 – how about you – you have any thoughts?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:57 AM

    Christ, it's like every little thing with this company.
    At least they're consistent.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:06 AM

    Who opened the spill gates? The effluvia is everywhere?

  14. 14
    Posted by Tax Chick | January 11, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    @13 – It is? Where? I don't see it.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    Does UBS management not realize that anyone that could get a job elsewhere already has? Guess not since UBS sucks…

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    filed or filled?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    @16 guess that's why this particular employee isn't getting shit

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    UBS is quite literally a toxic waste dump full of have-nots and will-nevers. UBS SUCKS

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    @18 don't be so sure… many offers… but can't be the commute.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 11, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    to where? the ny office? the stamford office? both cities have tons of other finance gigs that don't mean working for such a shitty bank.

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