He actually already did it but, you know, for future reference. Obviously your report should detail immediate-term physical effects.
Update: Some added color: “He wasn’t allowed to puke for an hour starting 2.5 hours ago. Still has it down, but went home, apparently not feeling too well.”

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Comments (56)

  1. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    not worth it

  2. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    single press extra virgin?

  3. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Shia?

  4. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Oh he’ll be makin’ it rain alright. Light a match broseph.

  5. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    you’re all pussies.
    -oyster boy

  6. Posted by the opportunist | February 24, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    he’s in the wrong job.

  7. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 24, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    I can eat 50 eggs.
    - The Thug

  8. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    you know what that bottle reminds me of?
    -pj

  9. Posted by NakedShort | February 24, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    He is going to run to the toilet to take a dump in the next 45 minutes and 0% of the shit splatters with touch the water.

  10. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    I wonder if he completed any due diligence.
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061210171031AACZnEF

  11. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    I hope he makes his girlfriend give him a rusty trombone later.

  12. Posted by Yale '10 | February 24, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    For $2K, I’d do it.
    Anyone know what firm this was?

  13. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Soy sauce…now there’s a challenge. Just keep a bottle of water handy for when their throat closes up from the salinity.

  14. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    @13 this is way more gross

  15. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    The gallon of milk one is the best, no one seems to realize its impossible to do….
    This kid is a chump, would rather have Shia or Volsmile on my desk

  16. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    for 2k i’d do anything.
    -ex PMB chick

  17. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    Let’s all speculate what firm.
    My guess- SMB Capital

  18. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Goldman

  19. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    @17 not SAC. I’ll tell you that much. we only guzzle cum.
    -Z

  20. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    I would definitely not want to play Salad Shooter with that guy.
    -gay trader

  21. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    it was Fox Pitt, i know the guy

  22. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    @17 NY Fed

  23. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Ahhh the good ‘ole days before everything got all politically correct and proper…

  24. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    Now, for another 1000, how many markers can he fit up his ass before it explodes oily effluvia everywhere?

  25. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    whoever said it was fox pitt is an idiot..way off

  26. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    Wow. No doubt he could, um, Shine a lot of Doorbells.
    ;)

  27. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    he better donate that shit to Haiti
    Barry O

  28. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    Oh man. I took lemons to the eye for 50 bucks…shoulda held out for more.

  29. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 24, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    What’s with you kids? Homeboy looks like he fell off a cot in the shelter, before trekking it to work this morning.
    Regardless, +100pts./effort and 3 days worth of slip & slide.

  30. Posted by william | February 24, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    As a teenager I once guzzled a 2 liter bottle of Coke for $50 bucks. Held it down for the allotted 5 minutes before projectile vomitting the entire 2 liters.

  31. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    Throw out some challenge ideas. I’ll get our first year to do one tomorrow.

  32. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    @16 -
    Nice pull. I appreciate you.

  33. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    1 lg bottle karo corn syrup. good luck.

  34. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    Several hours into a night of drinking, I bet a couple of guys in my frat that I could drink a pitcher of beer (~4 pints) in under two minutes. I did it in 48 seconds. Only won $10 though.

  35. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    @37
    mark that under who gives a shit.
    -zach galifianakis

  36. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    To the GDI @37 it’s called a fraternity. Whatever bush league outfit you were part of should have been an obvious fraud given their astonishment at chugging a pitcher of beer. We called those “Wednesday nights”.

  37. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    If you wouldn’t call your country a c*nt don’t call your fraternity a frat.
    You chugged a pitcher? I ate lunch today. Who gives a shit.

  38. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    @34 a quart of warm pickled herring, twenty minute time limit.

  39. Posted by wcburrs87 | February 24, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of So Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots off myself… Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more So Co, head to class. Probably would’ve got expelled if I had’ve let it affect my grades but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.

  40. Posted by CoveredLong | February 24, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    1/2 a pound of vegamite

  41. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    @37…you are such a GDI

  42. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    @42 – Nard Dog ftw!!!

  43. Posted by parappatherappa | February 24, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    @44
    God Damn Independent FTW!

  44. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    @ 39 – we called it a slo Tuesday morning

  45. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    @43
    Would need to be $20k for that. Just not possible. I am from Mandyland and eat it all the time.

  46. Posted by Anal_yst | February 24, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Dude, no fuckin way, Vegemite is worse than eating your own shit.

  47. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    century eggs. once had to take down four, I didn’t really have a time limit, I recommend a 20 minute cap. Awful..
    For the uncultured:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

  48. Posted by guest | February 24, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    drink some coffee with some lye and we’ll see how tough he is.

  49. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 24, 2010 at 11:15 PM

    50,
    Jesus fucking christ. How were you compensated? Please tell me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Picking_up_century_egg_by_Mandru_in_Incheon.jpg

  50. Posted by miracleman | February 25, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    That’s the craziest thing i’ve ever seen. Kid has some balls

  51. Posted by guest | February 25, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    @50 – you have some serious fucking problems.
    @ 34 – my vote is 5 century eggs in 20 minutes

  52. Posted by guest | February 25, 2010 at 9:23 AM

    @10 I thought it was common knowledge that all people on yahoo answers are fucking retarded /rahm.
    Why use google when you can 12 year olds and community college attendees answer your questions in life…

  53. Posted by volatilitysmile | February 25, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    I start my day by drinking a cup of hand-pressed extra virgin olive oil from Chateau Virant (I use it for the Menorah in the townhouse, too).
    Loser.
    @ 15 – like your attitude, make me an offer. One condition – if I come in, I pick my team. Also, title s/b Head of (insert desk name here) – should be a step back (down), but I miss the action.

  54. Posted by guest | February 25, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    @52 -
    fraternity related… comoraderie was my only compenstation; afterall, isn’t that all we need in life?
    - 50

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