As previously mentioned, Norwalk resident and UBS VP Peter Mullen was awarded a DUI early Sunday morning, when he failed to prove he wasn’t drunk at a sobriety checkpoint. He was also charged with carrying a firearm (a .45-caliber Wilson Combat Pistol) while under the influence. But this isn’t about Packing Pedro. This is about the place Mullen told the police he was coming from: Beamers, Stamford’s premier strip club.
Its cultural relevance to Wall Street North can no longer be ignored. And so, three words: DealBreaker field trip. We’ll be reporting on location later this month. You’re all invited. We’re told that lunch is the prime time to go but we’ll be making this an after 5PM event. Which weeknight would you suggest? Which stripper would you recommend we interview? I’ve left word with Beamers that we’re coming and we’ll hopefully be able to secure some sort of discount for those mentioning Dealbreaker at the door. If not, I’m sure no one around these parts would object to me putting your lap dances on my corporate card, should I decide you deserve one.
Bess, you are gonna be a great mom some day.
on days like this, i do miss manford
We’re not called “strippers” anymore. We are “al fresco entertainers.”
- Ruth Madoff
this will end in tears
I’ll be there. Dancing.
-andrea tong
Always try to hit Free mummy night…a CT classic.
I love you bessar…
-mrp
@NS- how so? are you gonna kill a stripper?
@7 explain pls
At least he carries a quality pistol!
side trip to swanky franks?
@9 sometimes they get a little weirded out when I show up with a cooler of Steel Reserve on ice and am wearing my go to strip club attaire: short green Umbro soccer shorts, commando.
Mummy- just ask for one ( in russian if possible )and be delighted.
Will there be a bus from mid-town?
@16- maybe!
I’m curious, since I don’t live in NY anymore – What types of pistols do people down there carry to the strip clubs?
And is driving drunk, with a loaded .45 common?
Can we make this field trip thing a monthly event? I would be interested if you could arrange a farm trip.
–A guy who likes woolen things
Bess,
On the serious. We need to get Jordana Wimmer, Ashley Dupre, Christine Mancision, Danielle Chesi, etc. All the DB girls up in this thang.
Make it happen!
@16
First indication that the recession is over is attendance is up at strip bars. This is an inflection point.
-Ralph Pootawn
Give this a read…….I have always loved Beamers. The best part is that if you use a credit card, the receipt will say “Triple J Plumbing Supplies”. The back room is the only place to be. Read this story though. Interesting stuff.
http://www.thelaborers.net/connecticut/an_insider_look_at_the_connectic.htm
Bess make sure you STRAP ON your pistol
@20: Don’t forget about DK.
222 genius.
13 ftw – although don’t underestimate the terrycloth sweatpants…
@26 where does 13 say aything about sweats?
While I’ll try to make it out (esp if transportation is provided – aka http://www.thepartyride.com/party-bus.html#bus-44), could we get a NYC “fieldtrip” at flashdancers/penthouse/hustler/whichever thing going, too?
go on a Thursday… call them and ask which Thursday of the month is ‘All Call’
And they don’t use Triple J (which is next door) on the credit card statement, but they do use a corprate name that would not lead you to believe it is associated with a strip joint.
Only the true ballers carry Wilson Combat.
Only the true ballers carry Wilson Combat.
Ok but could we fund raise ahead of time to get some money to pay for Lenny Dykstra to show up?
He only flies private and we’re also gonna need baby wipes.
How about Jimmy Cayne rolls with us in this guy?
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/01/23/2010-01-23_a_really_dope_ride_100_buys_you_spin_in_disco_limo_and_spliffs_with_driver.html
Bess,
Your first 10 lap-dances are on me.
-guy wearing terry cloth sweat pants who likes to buy people lapdances
Why is this a problem?
-Gas Trader in Houston
45acp…because a 9mm is for women and pansies
@33 I’d kill a man in cold blood for LD to show up.
Why is this a problem?
-Gas Trader in Houston
45acp…because a 9mm is for women and pansies
Side trip to The Hideaway… I’m paying for Bess’ dances all night.
BTW, Peter Mullen prob wouldn’t have gotten busted if the Zebra Club was still open (best SC in the country back in the day).
Sidly, Oy myte not bye ayeble to ittend due to raysins beyond moy kintrol.
~Macquarie Guy
Austrailiar
@40 what is the hideaway? and why wouldn’t he have gotten busted if he were going to another club?
@42, the hideaway is in the industrial area of town… a more intimate establishment than corporate-style Beamers.
and Zebra Club was in Norwalk… could’ve taken back roads to get home to avoid the check points
-@40
@40 Best strip club in the country? You obviously have never been to Houston.
Awesome idea! Keep us updated. I will rally some troops to join in.
Girls are cute depending on the day and time; a polish cutie offered extras at a different location (apt)
@13 FTW!
@45 – Best strip clubs in the country? You obviously haven’t been to Canada.
@50 – Best strip club in NA? Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
@50 Best strip clubs in the country? You obviously haven’t been to Estonia.
@46 are you THE cg?
let me know what day and I’ll bring the chicken.
-PTJ
every stripper on file is required to be there 3rd Thurs of each month (also known as Boom Boom Beamer ‘s Thursdays), back room is a must, find ‘Laura’, shower upon getting home.
@50, @52 Dear Public Educated Genius, best in the country means USA. Canada and Eestonia are different countries!
But gotta agree on the Montreal scenario!
@56 = AIG quant from a red state
@1 “Bess, you are gonna be a great mom some day. ”
what about this post makes you say that?
@36. 45mm is for dumbasses who can’t aim properly
-9mm
I’m there so long as we can play ‘hide the whiteboard markers’ in the back room.
-k moss
Wilson =no decocking lever…
= stupid to keep one in the chamber
1911s not baller
ask plaxico
Too many US Marines have accidentally shot themselves with their own .45s. .38 specials are the way to go with the hammer resting on an empty chamber. Just be sure have more than 2 pistols strapped to you somewhere.
@59 45mm? Really? That’s a big ass gun.
@61 Plaxico was carrying a Glock, not a 1911. 1911 has a thumb safety.
@2 – definitely the right time to go
@63: Nothing wrong with owning a small artillery piece in 45mm, if its chambered in that caliber, though concealed carry would be challenging.
Never know when you might have to lay down an artillery barrage.
You are all worthless and weak! Dallas clubs beat all.
- Strip Club Connoisseur Who Has Tasted It All
@67 at least we don’t live in Texas.
Proposal: All no-creativity commenters referring to “Andrea,” Ping, PJ,Tong, whatever, need to either up their game or stay the eff of the board. Every effing time there’s a post with some kind of sexual (either overt or implied) reference we get treated to at least 4 or 5 lame jokes about markers, etc. UP YOUR GAME OR GO HOME PEOPLE!
-Guy hoping for more creative comments to distract him from work for a few mins
@69 shut your mouth or I’m gonna fuck it.
-PJ
@70 Weak
-69
@70 you’re the guy who thinks it’s uproarious to sign every single comment “guy who,” even though it’s not once been funny. so: STFU.
Beamers used to have a better ambience: more like a biker bar than a Wall Street strip-joint. Like the rest of Fairfield, it has been ruined by hedge-fund douchebags. They used to have Happy Hour with $3 Millers. Now this asshole….
And I doubt he can hit a fuckin’ thing with his .45 Wilson. It’s for showin’, not throwin’…
Overall, depressing… It makes Madoff look like he has a big sack
@73 “Beamers used to have a better ambience: more like a biker bar than a Wall Street strip-joint. Like the rest of Fairfield, it has been ruined by hedge-fund douchebags.”
what are you doing here?
@36 have you tried to buy .45 rounds lately? Its easier to buy 1-lb of cocaine than it is 1-lb of .45′s.
I bought the Springfield Armory XDM-9,
it’s much easier to get 9mm rounds, get em with personal defense loads and its as powerful as a .45 and the XDM-9 holds 20 rounds (19 in the clip one in the chamber). You miss 20 times and you deserve what you get.
– MD at Goldman
@40 – you display an impressive knowledge of the lower Fairfield County ballet companies.
From what people tell me:
Beamers – you encounter 2 morbidly obese guys just inside the door pretending to be bouncers. $20 cover for the main room and another $20 for the hand stamp to go in the back room (rates may have increased). Stage, pool table and bar in the main room with a “Jersey Shore” feel among the patrons in that room. Back room has the couches and on any given night is well represented with employees from the nearby trading floors. As many as half of the balerinas are from Eastern Europe with great bodies and irritating accents. Nothing like getting a lap dance in a crowded, well lit room.
Hideaway – Blue collar strip club in Stamford not far from the Darien line with mostly pickup trucks in the parking lot and strippers with stretch marks and bad tattoos inside. For those who don’t have the time to drive to Bridgeport to see unattractive, out of shape strippers.
Zebra Club – closed years ago but was a big stop for ex porn stars that kept stripping because all the broker jobs were taken. Amazing talent but destined to get shut down as it was across the street from a church.
- Fixed Income
B of A bankers love Beamers, ask Ditkoff and Kokinos
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