jonathanblankfein.JPGA couple weeks ago, we brought to your attention Lloyd Blankfein’s face. It’d been on display at the Financial Crisis Inquiry, in all it’s whatchu talkin about Willis/you people are idiots/I could kill you and nobody would know about it glory. The stink eye, the scrunched face, glaring like nobody’s business at anyone who happened to be speaking or thinking things at the time. It was so ravishing, so utterly mesmerizing that we suggested that Goldman institute the Lloyd Cam so that we might enjoy that mug any time we pleased. It’s under consideration. In the meantime, it appears that come June, we’re going to have the opportunity to soak up twice the love/hate. At left, Jonathan Blankfein, son of LB, Harvard Class of 2010 and incoming Goldman analyst. He doesn’t do it exactly like dad but everybody needs to put their own special take on things. He’s already got a Bloomberg account so take a peak and make him the most viewed today!

Comments (38)

  1. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Looks like he has what it takes to work on my staff.
    ~Barney Frank

  2. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Root canal done right!

  3. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    how many interviews do you think he had to go through to land the gig?

  4. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    JB and Tim Sykes- separated at birth?

  5. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    @3 and did he get the hawk?

  6. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    @3- probably 4 “out of formality” and to place him in a group but more importantly I guarantee you he did not have any falcons cumming on his back and that, my friend, is sad.

  7. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    From the unpublished Lucas Von Prigg commentary vault:
    “When you “presume”, it makes a “pres” out of “u” and “me”.”

  8. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 2, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    Its just too damned bad that that photo was cropped, and we can’t see what’s lower down. It looks like a “no teeth, damn it!” expression to me.

  9. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    @6 it’s a hawk you dumb twat.
    -hp

  10. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    LB jr. will be getting the white glove treatment, no one wants to upset Daddy at GS.

  11. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:06 PM
  12. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    @8- Sorry i’ll go kill myself now.
    -6/dumb twat

  13. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    don’t be bitter you proletariat swine
    - Brantford Winstonworth

  14. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | February 2, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    I wonder if a $5 million sign-on bonus would generate controversy.
    I hope so.
    - guy who likes controversy

  15. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    I’m long the daughter and short the son

  16. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    looks like he already got hired, this is the genital cuff shot for his ID.

  17. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    @11 really? you don’t get that that’s fake? even with the pictures, which were clearly just pulled of some no-name model from the internet?

  18. Posted by PE | February 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    what is wrong with ATL — you cannot post

  19. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    I’d hit it.
    -PJ

  20. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    @Jonny- do you like markers?
    -you know who

  21. Posted by Jimmy | February 2, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Wait, you copied The Business Insider? The world stands on its head.

  22. Posted by Perkins Maxwell | February 2, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    @11: clearly a fake. and not a funny one. hot photos, though. I’d hit that, even though she doesn’t come with daddy’s billions.

  23. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    Aaah, I love a good rags-to-riches story

  24. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    Jon, I’m going to need you to come in this weekend and work on the TPS Reports, OK? That’s Great. All Right!
    Dom Portwood, MD

  25. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    Wasn’t his other son in the 2008 Analyst class?

  26. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    Interview 1
    At nine in the morning, the admin directed me to the seat by the onyx conference room table where two directors sat and stared at me, arms akimbo, completely taciturn. The stony silence continued for five minutes as a Louis XVI grandfather clock ticked intermittently behind them.
    As the clock struck 9:05, I broke the quiescence with “My dad is Lloyd Blankfein”.
    A thin, cold smile peered out from the stolid face on the left–then broken by speech:
    “Can you come back and chat next week?”

  27. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    How come I see her complete profile with wall posts and personal pictures as I’m not friends with her. She is good looking

  28. Posted by Anal_yst | February 2, 2010 at 6:01 PM

    perhaps @11 meant Winkelreid’s daughter, who’s currently single if memory serves correctly

  29. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Wendy Wasserstein has massive jugs.

  30. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    The one on facebook that is.

  31. Posted by guest | February 2, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    @11 Its obviously fake- look at the birthday Jan 1. LB would have had here out of there by Dec 31 for the tax break.

  32. Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:25 AM

    Keep that mouth open, you little faggot.
    -PJ

  33. Posted by x | February 3, 2010 at 5:31 AM

    http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/6332
    check it out
    tweenie rachel blankfein is the spittin’ image of her dad.

  34. Posted by Latino | February 3, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    this dude is going to have tons of fun at GS. imagine, he can fuck around with everyone and no one is going to want to fuck with him.
    even more importantly, every one is going to want to suck his circumcised dick. even if it were egg-shaped.
    there is a reason why i’m not the son of an investment bank’s CEO. i’d bank the whole HR team… i’d even do the milf-y female staffers / COO’s… just for kicks.

  35. Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    he’s currently #19 on the MVP list w/115 hits, lets get him above daddy’s rival, volcker, currently #1 with 631 hits

  36. Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    he’s currently #19 on the MVP list w/115 hits, lets get him above daddy’s rival, volcker, currently #1 with 631 hits

  37. Posted by guest | February 3, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    jaw lock after giving head to a stallion

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