A couple weeks ago, we brought to your attention Lloyd Blankfein’s face. It’d been on display at the Financial Crisis Inquiry, in all it’s whatchu talkin about Willis/you people are idiots/I could kill you and nobody would know about it glory. The stink eye, the scrunched face, glaring like nobody’s business at anyone who happened to be speaking or thinking things at the time. It was so ravishing, so utterly mesmerizing that we suggested that Goldman institute the Lloyd Cam so that we might enjoy that mug any time we pleased. It’s under consideration. In the meantime, it appears that come June, we’re going to have the opportunity to soak up twice the love/hate. At left, Jonathan Blankfein, son of LB, Harvard Class of 2010 and incoming Goldman analyst. He doesn’t do it exactly like dad but everybody needs to put their own special take on things. He’s already got a Bloomberg account so take a peak and make him the most viewed today!
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Looks like he has what it takes to work on my staff.
~Barney Frank
Root canal done right!
how many interviews do you think he had to go through to land the gig?
JB and Tim Sykes- separated at birth?
@3 and did he get the hawk?
@3- probably 4 “out of formality” and to place him in a group but more importantly I guarantee you he did not have any falcons cumming on his back and that, my friend, is sad.
From the unpublished Lucas Von Prigg commentary vault:
“When you “presume”, it makes a “pres” out of “u” and “me”.”
Its just too damned bad that that photo was cropped, and we can’t see what’s lower down. It looks like a “no teeth, damn it!” expression to me.
@6 it’s a hawk you dumb twat.
-hp
LB jr. will be getting the white glove treatment, no one wants to upset Daddy at GS.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000598294347
Lloyd’s lovely daughter…
@8- Sorry i’ll go kill myself now.
-6/dumb twat
don’t be bitter you proletariat swine
- Brantford Winstonworth
I wonder if a $5 million sign-on bonus would generate controversy.
I hope so.
- guy who likes controversy
I’m long the daughter and short the son
looks like he already got hired, this is the genital cuff shot for his ID.
@11 really? you don’t get that that’s fake? even with the pictures, which were clearly just pulled of some no-name model from the internet?
what is wrong with ATL — you cannot post
I’d hit it.
-PJ
@Jonny- do you like markers?
-you know who
Wait, you copied The Business Insider? The world stands on its head.
@11: clearly a fake. and not a funny one. hot photos, though. I’d hit that, even though she doesn’t come with daddy’s billions.
Aaah, I love a good rags-to-riches story
Jon, I’m going to need you to come in this weekend and work on the TPS Reports, OK? That’s Great. All Right!
Dom Portwood, MD
Wasn’t his other son in the 2008 Analyst class?
Interview 1
At nine in the morning, the admin directed me to the seat by the onyx conference room table where two directors sat and stared at me, arms akimbo, completely taciturn. The stony silence continued for five minutes as a Louis XVI grandfather clock ticked intermittently behind them.
As the clock struck 9:05, I broke the quiescence with “My dad is Lloyd Blankfein”.
A thin, cold smile peered out from the stolid face on the left–then broken by speech:
“Can you come back and chat next week?”
How come I see her complete profile with wall posts and personal pictures as I’m not friends with her. She is good looking
perhaps @11 meant Winkelreid’s daughter, who’s currently single if memory serves correctly
Wendy Wasserstein has massive jugs.
The one on facebook that is.
@11 Its obviously fake- look at the birthday Jan 1. LB would have had here out of there by Dec 31 for the tax break.
Keep that mouth open, you little faggot.
-PJ
http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/6332
check it out
tweenie rachel blankfein is the spittin’ image of her dad.
this dude is going to have tons of fun at GS. imagine, he can fuck around with everyone and no one is going to want to fuck with him.
even more importantly, every one is going to want to suck his circumcised dick. even if it were egg-shaped.
there is a reason why i’m not the son of an investment bank’s CEO. i’d bank the whole HR team… i’d even do the milf-y female staffers / COO’s… just for kicks.
he’s currently #19 on the MVP list w/115 hits, lets get him above daddy’s rival, volcker, currently #1 with 631 hits
he’s currently #19 on the MVP list w/115 hits, lets get him above daddy’s rival, volcker, currently #1 with 631 hits
jaw lock after giving head to a stallion
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