Literally, and not like, as a metaphor for the markets repeatedly slamming his nuts in a drawer. From today’s Sex Diary:
B, the CEO of a bank, likes for me to kick him repeatedly in the testicles. I threaten him with my two pink dildos, Fat Man and Little Boy. Sometimes I’m disturbed by the ease with which I perform acts of such egregious violence. He calls what we do making love.
If we’re going with the initial alone, we’ve got Brian Moynihan and Lloyd Blankfein, though I don’t think the former is much for kink and LB strikes me as someone who just likes them squeezed a little. Bob Kelly is also a possibility. ‘B’ could also refer to a nickname, like boo or something, which thankfully allows us to cast a wider net as I think Vikram should be considered. Give us your best guess, and in the meantime, I’m going to contact Andrew Ross Sorkin, who knows these guys better than anyone, to see who he thinks it is.
LB for sure.
And I thought wanting to be repeatedly kicked in the testicles was a prerequisite for being a Bank CEO – silly me.
ground floor of EPIC thread
-PD not working 2/8/09-
does Bob Saget have a new job?
“Threatened by two dildos…..”
Made me think about poor Ken Lewis.
I thought all CEOs like a kick in the balls. Isnt that why they took the job?
-LB
amazing
I got threatened by two dildos once. But it was my birthday and i can do what I wan to do.
-B. Frank
“We make out in the back of a taxi…I’m thoroughly enjoying myself until he pulls away, brushes a lock of hair from my eyes, and whispers, “You taste like sea bass.“”
jeff gundlach
B for Boone’s?
“I threaten him with my two pink dildos, Fat Man and Little Boy” – Clearly the CEO of a Japanese bank.
@13 they’re her dildos (hence her nicknames for them), not his.
@12 was thinkin the same thing
b for biff
that picture. my new background. boom. done.
-PJ
they meet at mandarin oriental–isnt that b of a’s corp apt location? gotta be moynihan, the rugby stud
Bess. Please get something on the record about this from ARS.
Sheila Bair
4:30 pm…..I get a call from “Ship Channel”, a trader here in Houston. He asks me to meet him at La Griglia. He pronounces it “La- Grig-lee-ah”. He comes from Tyler, TX, and that explains that. He orders expensive drinks and food. He checks frequently to see if anyone is looking at us like we are celebrities. He uses his company credit card to pay. Outside in his car he asks me to pull his finger. $500 later and I do. It sounds like someone clearing a one-note tuba on a bathtub’s floor. He laughs uncontrollably and calls a former co-worker. They laugh uncontrollably together. “It smells like the Ship Channel in here!” he laughs. I want to meet an electricity trader so bad.
So this isn’t normal behavior?
I like my dildos to look a little more like Crayola markers.
Jing Piang
I’m sure she is talking about a commercial bank and not the head of the Federal Reserve Banks…errr…System.
B.B.
@18 excellent work
@14…..I think you may have missed a World War 2 reference embedded in the bon mot by American Bandersnatch. Please Google “Fat Man and Little Boy” for further information. Probably best not to ask a Japanese banker/trader about those names at this time.
~The Joke Briefer
By the way, I drive a Saturn Ion, ya know.
-cg
Sarah Bernett
Bess, what would be your preference?
“Fat Man” was possibly named after Winston Churchill,[2] though Robert Serber said in his memoirs that as the “Fat Man” bomb was round and fat, he named it after Sydney Greenstreet’s character of “Kasper Gutman” in The Maltese Falcon. The design of “Fat Man” nuclear assembly was substantially the same as “the gadget” detonated at the Trinity test in July 1945.
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Another Dashiell Hammett reference in DB’s stream of consciousness today! How literary we all are!
@26 – I’m sure you get this all the time but “Thanks JB”.
“Sometimes I’m disturbed by the ease with which I perform acts of such egregious violence. ”
pussy.
-dollar dom
Fat Man and Little Boy – Newest mascots of the Tube Worm exhibit at SeaWorld
Bernanke?
definitely moynihan. bofa corporate apt in time warner center, met at mandarin oriental.
Isn’t Gorman from Brisbane?
I named my two dildos, Dylan Ratigan and Fluffy.
-Dennis Kneale
bitch got it wrong. fat man and little boy are the names of my balls.
-b
People on my floor keep shitting on my desk. Are they trying to tell me something?
it was me!!!!!
- ben bernanke
@21 Need more Houston finance sex diaries. Please. Please.
@21 – epic. “One note tuba…” hahaha
MW tag = hilarious
Bess,
DB would be more interesting if you post some blind items i.e Wall Street personalities,financial TV anchors and politicians liasons with WStreet.
Obviously Bob Diamond.
Not Brian Moynihan. Moynihan earned his Law Degree at Notre Dame. Everyone knows there are no gays at Notre Dame.
-Fr.Imadinthehead
genius@46- the item was written from the perspective of a woman, i.e. the ceo was getting kicked in the balls by a chick. that = straight.
@46, actually there are gays at Notre Dame. Weaned on the sacrament, those preppy Catholic boys give even better head than right-wing Republicans.
what, no DE Shaw comment yet?
@49/EPD these days if you try to kick David in the balls you might lose your shoe.
@21,41,42. Somehow a comment from DB last week fits your posts…
“Easily, you see she is ivy league and you are cosmetology school…”
Little gumbo between those traders ears?
@51…WTF was that post all about?
Went to cornell w/ this chump. Brought his dooshie laptop everywhere. Pretty sure he was celibate for @ least frosh/soph yrs. Not sure if it was by choice.
While these actions will no doubt be subjects of litigation, suffice it to say that I had every expectation of privacy in these spaces, which stored vestiges of closed chapters of my life.