• 22 Feb 2010 at 2:27 PM

Caption Contest Monday

By Bess Levin

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Comments (22)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    After Warren Buffet asked Cody Willard to marry him, all Cody could say was, “YES!! 1000x YES!!!”

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    “do it like this”

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    women come first

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 22, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    BONER’S MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
    http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/21/growing-pains-andrew-koenig-depression-missing/

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    COME ON. JUST ONE CHERRY COKE…PLEASE!!!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    no tits.
    -wb

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Salida Capital’s Courtenay Wolfe demonstrates to Betty Liu how hedge funds use leverage to own big names.

  8. 8
    Posted by HeadlessHorseman | February 22, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    “Come on baby, I’ve got more money than Tiger Woods will ever see?”
    “I’m as desperate for pussy as I am for favorable press. As such, this was the most efficient use of my time.”

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    @headless- to your last point- do you have any idea how much puss wb slays? not desperate whatsoever.

  10. 10
    Posted by volatilitysmile | February 22, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    I said on your knees, you seven-inched twerp!

  11. 11
    Posted by NakedShort | February 22, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    @3 or sometimes not at all

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    on your knees bitch.

  13. 13
    Posted by Alex | February 22, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    Please?…Just one good stock trade…I’m all out of idea’s. What do you think that whole bet on America thing was all about.

  14. 14
    Posted by HeadlessHorseman | February 22, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    @9
    Actually I don’t. I haven’t seen any statistics or studies on the matter, and I’m not of the inclination to have any firsthand knowldege. In any event, thanks for the correction. Was he gentle, or are you his simply his “personal videographer” or “procurement speciallist”? Becky?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    Frodo makes an honest woman out of Sam.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Ole Bukake Buffet at it again.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    That’s a BIG BITCH!

  18. 18
    Posted by Chris | February 22, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    “Becky turned me down. Don’t let an old man die alone.”
    http://cnbcbeauties.com
    http://twitter.com/cnbcbeauties

  19. 19
    Posted by gtrfnd | February 22, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    Have you seen my marbles????

  20. 20
    Posted by gtrfnd | February 22, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    “Have you seen my marbles????”

  21. 21
    Posted by NotNasser | February 22, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    “I hear role-playing could spice up our sex life. Here, I’m Hank Paulson, and you’re Nancy Pelosi.”

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    “Hank told me he got in Pelosi’s pants this way”

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