Nevertheless: “That doesn’t mean I’m not going to rip their lungs out every day…that’s what this is all about…it’s my job to turn this into a barroom brawl with them…to scratch and kick and stomp them…and then they’re gonna do it to me and I’m gonna do it to them.”
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Who cares!
Another useless post on this site.
Sad how someone can make a career out of cutting and pasting, and ridiculing everyone on Wall Street, yet the editor has no real experience in the real world.
Boycott this stupid site.
@haha omg, really? kill yourself.
“cutting and pasting”
sorry, no.
“yet the editor has no experience in the real world”
easy to call out douches like yourself. no experience necessary.
BL is brilliant and hilarious. she makes us laugh. more than one can say for your- and this is a guess, just based on the fact that you took the time to write a comment about “boycotting this website”- pathetic existence.
@1 this site it read by a ridiculous number of high profile ppl on WS. they get it. you don’t. boycott your life (translation: put a gun in your fucking mouth).
Dude
Guess you are one of the many who got laid off from wall street and can’t find another job to go back – so you think her ridiculing of everyone is so funny.
All she does is attach links to articles from various sources – a monkey could do that.
Enjoy your unemployment benefits that I am paying for.
Bess rules!
@1 – not only did you take time to read said post, but you found it necessary to leave a post of your own calling for a boycott. anyone else see the irony here? perhaps you should go peacefully before bessy cuts off your ability to leave such asinine comments…
@1 = troll.
@1 – Its the AIDS isn’t it? Your AIDS is flaring up again. Go back to jerking off to Johnny Weir photos.
@5 “All she does is attach links to articles from various sources – a monkey could do that.”
sorry, if you read DB except for this one post (which you obviously don’t, and is why we can tell you’re a troll), you’d know that’s categorically false. 99% of BL’s post are either hilarious commentary (that, gasp, are based on news stories, cause that’s what blogs do) or original material.
And the CYE reference FTW!
this Krazee-Eyez Killa tag is a win bess ! but you know i would lose the motha-fucka at the end cause…
@1 what’s it like? sucking cock 24/7?
Bessy speaks entish? Who knew.
Why don’t you all come and say your comments to my face tonight – I will be at the Minetta Tavern in an hour. I expect all of you to show up since you talk a big game.
See you there, but bring your insurance card – you will need it when I am done with you.
i’d say @1 = cliffy but it wasn’t eloquent enough. plus, biff actually reads db so he’d know the above accusations are false. also- fag.
“Extremely amicably.” Now that the pony has left the stable, who is gonna play rooster to those hens?
@1 most of WS loves this site. boycotting it would be as difficult for us as for you to give up sucking cock.
Minetta Tavern? Are you the Situation? -also, your AIDS is flaring up.
#1:
subject of unflattering dealbreaker post: unlikely
unrequited lover: possibly
conflicted about sexual orientation with delusions of mediocrity: priceless
Wow – you are all homophobic with your incessant gay comments. Maybe I will turn this over to the NYPD as your comments would be considered a hate crime. And if I am gay – you will have major problems.
See you in a bit if you have any balls.
@1 = Gundlach’s dildo supplier.
@21 – I will be there. Look for me. 6’1″. Blond. In gray suit. Drinking a Dos Equis.
“Over the course of its long history, the Minetta Tavern was frequented by various layabouts and hangers-on including Ernest Hemingway, Ezra Pound, Eugene O’Neill, E. E. Cummings, Dylan Thomas, and Joe Gould, as well as by various writers, poets, and pugilists.”
RE: 23 – Will look for you. I am the 6′ African American – probably the only one there. Remember – bring you insurance card so when they have to take you to St. Vincent’s.
Unless this anonymous dbag is Brock Lesnar, I’d offer the friendly suggestion to stfu. I know several db readers who were stud football/lax/wrestlers/etc in highschool/college and still lift an awful lot today.
Of course, by reverting to threats of physical violence (presumably), he (she??) indicates he (she?) doesn’t have much else going for him (her?!)
FUCK YOU, CHARLIE! and FUCK YOU, CNBC!
@21…I will be there, you motherfucker. Look for me: Tattoos on neck, tear drop tattoos under each eye. Faux hawk haircut. “Austrailiarian icksent” Rugby player make-up. Muscular right hand and wrist as compared to the left one, that is. Cupid’s Bow lips. Plucked nose hair. Mousse in faux hawk hair cut. Blue shirt with white collar and cuffs. Spats over Tony Lama lizards. Pocket watch with gold watch chain and fob. Mustache wax into bicycle handlebar style. Two navels, inny and outey. Bad ass sneer. Skidmark on tighty whiteys. Tongue pierced with raccoon dick. Cobra snake for a neck tie. Barbed wire belt. Sheepskin chaps. You’d better come kiss my ring. Either that or never trade costless collars again you pencil necked pussy. Hear me?? ‘Nuff said.
@25 – correction, I’ll be the other black guy there. since I’m not a fan of black-on-black violence, I’ll be standing by shaking my head asking “why?”
@21 = Lou Dobbs?
I only fight guys who are making too much noise on the elipticals.
@21 – I’ll be the guy hiding in the men’s room waiting to get the big scoop.
Chaz
Wait….I thought if there was to be a duel, doesn’t the offended person demanding the duel have to allow the offender to pick the place and style of conflict? Marquess of Queensbury Rules and the like? I mean, there is a certain amount of decorum that has to be followed here as we are all financial professionals albeit some of our collective “balls” aren’t radioactive as others reportedly are.
I don’t think one financial professional can challenge another financial professional to a legitimate duel without having done so in a proper manner.
~Lucas Von Prigg
They do not allow black type people in Minetta.
I must sye that the thought of finince guy vs finince guy does sot of git me a little more “ittentive” to the situition at hend. Ifter all, if yer brines kint compete why not sort it out with your toned, hodd, will-oiled miscles for all to sye in a piblick plyce? Mye the bist bloke win!
~A. Drury
New South Wales
Austrailiar
@35 one word: tits!
Wow, another d-bag wanting to meet up to take on the dealbreaker masses. Second one if I recall.
Go back to your SEIU meeting @1,25 — O’s missing his fluffer.
-mrp
The hour’s up. This should have gone down by now. Who’s insurance card got punched?
Oh, and 28, you need to put that to some music. Seriously.
You are my Jew, Levin!
~LD
I walked by on my way home and didn’t see any ambulances…
Or amber lamps.
-40
Kudos 25! Well played. And @1 – kudos to you too. Well trolled sir! All the fishies are thrashing about now :)
Oops – meant 28 not 25…
@38 – Please let it not be Anal_yst. We need him around here
too gasparino, didnt read
28 FTW
To: “Post #1”
Subject: Re: Posting Strategy Feedback
Post #1:
Thanks for the feedback. I, too, would like to offer some feedback.
Just so I’ve got this straight…you made a really dumb post, left your computer for 15-20 minutes (stood up, walked out mid-thread), went to another thread (walked in 20 minutes late), left that thread (again, presumably, in the middle of the thread), and then came to this thread. At that point (posting something so stupid I assumed it was actually your butthole typing the comment) We asked you to SFTU which “bothered” you.
Correct?
You state that, “Sad how someone can make a career out of cutting and pasting, and ridiculing everyone on Wall Street, yet the editor has no real experience in the real world.” Most risk analysis offers that in the face of substantial uncertainty, you opt for the more conservative path or hedge your bet (e.g., do not post such a comment one website that explicitly states it is a Wall Street Tabloid, and the commentariat has an explicit policy for tolerating disrespectful behavior, check various postings earlier in the day, etc.). I hope the lottery winner that is the finance blog you frequent is teaching Judgement and Decision Making or Critical Thinking.
In addition, your logic effectively means you cannot be held accountable for any code of conduct before posting a dumb comment. For the record, we also have no stated policy against bursting into show tunes in the middle of a thread, urinating on Greg Michaels or taking that revolutionary Hotel Reciept idea for a spin. However, Post 1, there is a baseline level of decorum (i.e., manners) that we expect of grown men and women who have been deemed worthy enough to post.
Post 1, let me be more serious for a moment. I do not know you, will not know you and have no real affinity or animosity for you. You are an anonymous poster who is now regretting clicking the post button on his computer. It’s with this context I hope you register pause…REAL pause Post 1 and take to heart what I am about to tell you:
Post 1, get your shit together.
Getting a good job, working long hours coming up with creative posts, inserting the just obscure enough movie quote reference, finding a serious/comedy balance in your postings…these are all really hard, Post 1. In contrast, respecting institutions, having manners, demonstrating a level of humility…these are all (relatively) easy. Get the easy stuff right Post 1. In and of themselves they will not make your posting here successful. However, not possessing them will hold you back and you will not achieve your potential which, by virtue of the fact that you have found Dealbreaker, you must have in spades. It’s not too late Post 1…
Again, thanks for the feedback.
NakedShort
This all comes down to one thing: CNBC is going down. CNBC lost the only guy who reports any decent stories over there. He followed the oil trader w/ the soul patch and the red-head w/ the smokin’ bod to Fox Business. Which is where I am watching now on my trading floor because well, I can’t stand CNBC
@48, I followed Liz Claman over to FBN too, sniffing her vapor trail the whole way. Wish it was Smelli-vision, I’d be sniffing my t.v. every five seconds.
–Guy in corner office on M&A floor at Goldman HQ
What happened to all you big talkers – no one showed up.
Doesnt suprise me – tons of pansies on this site who enjoy reading links that are cut and pasted for them.
Simple things for simple people.
@1, 15, and 25 are probably CG’s bf, or CG himself.
@50….I am pissed off that you weren’t there when I was. I am going to send you a bill for my time. Should I send it to your “Douchebag Avenue” address or to the private office you share with Gundlach?
@50…you’re not in finance. You work for the New Jersey Toll Roads!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0222101tolls1.html